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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: Empty Spaces Empty Places Smiley Theater |
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I will revive the ESEP Smiley Theater! Add your stories here! _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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ESEP Smiley Theater is proud to present
"The Geek's Road to Ninja-dom"!
once upon a time there was a geek
he wasn't the smartest of geeks
but we loved him anyway
he spent his days fantasizing
and building kickass robots
but his #1 dream was
to kick ass
as a ninja!
after much physical training
and weapons training
...his teacher knew this was a waste of time
she came up to him and said
I have a ball would you like to bounce it?
needless to say, Brother got pissed...
The End
(edits -- to make it look perty) _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE!
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AutoPilate The Order of Denderah
Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 4344 Location: Vatican City State (Holy See)
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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I just lol'd in my mouth area. _________________ Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?! |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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AutoPilate wrote: | I just lol'd in my mouth area. |
um, is that legal? i think there are kids here... _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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JustAnotherLonelyGirl. P. Monkey's Agent
Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 2094 Location: Boston
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, I'm never going to match up to the brilliant master.. but i wanna have a go at this:
Once upon a time, there was a dude named Ralph.
He liked to party.
And play kareoke.
Unfortunately, Ralph wasn't very popular. His overbearing hyperactivity kind of frightened people.
One day, Ralph met the girl of his dreams.
Her name was Dalia. She was the prettiest girl in the world.
But she was turned off. Ralph wanted to take things too fast. He was way too touchy-feely.
So Ralph plummeted into the depths of despair and heartache.
He began to drown his sorrows away with drinking binges.
After a series of alcohol-related episodes, Ralph passed out and didn't wake up for days. Everyone thought he was dead.
But, finally, Ralph emerged from his dark slumber, and realized that Dalia was a big stupid whore.
Luckily, Ralph found the perfect revenge.
Ralph decided to revel in his victory and smoke a blunt.
Then he moved to Mexico, where he spent the rest of his life in peaceful bliss.
The end.
_________________ "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof."
-- V For Vendetta <3 |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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ESEP Smiley Theater Presents
JALG's Big Adventure
Once, there was a girl
There didn't seem to be anything special about her
She was just another lonely girl
Once, while chasing chicken lice in Santa's Beard
she came across a robo-genie!
....Needless to say, our dear JALG was surprised
"Hello" said Robo-Genie
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Robo-genie paused. "Um, Okay; I'll get down to business"
Robo-genie tells JALG she had 1 wish
JALG found this arrangement unappealing
Robo-genie kindly explained what happens to those who question him
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Questioners.........Robot Genie
JALG found the arrangement to be more than fair and made her wish
"I don't wanna be just another Lonely girl!
"I wanna do music, and maybe even have outdoor hobbies!
"I wish I was normal!!"
Robo-Gene
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"I'm a Robot Genie living in Santa's Beard; not a miracle worker..."
JALG
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<--poltergeist mode
after destroying the robogenie and selling its parts on ebay
she was able to pay for guitar lessons and ninja school
the latter which, of course, she used to become an anti-Robin Hood
she'd use her mad skillz to steal from anyone
became an evil dictator and used her treasury to buy the best buds and get rofd with the world's finest, cheapest whiskey
(_)(_)
The "End" _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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ESEP Smiley Theater Presents, The reproduction of the 1st ESEP Smiley Theater:
The Rube Goldburg Machine!
(bear with me, folks, I'm working from memory cause the post was deleted)
activates switch
sends signal
turning on electricity
activating poseur music
music nauseates the general public
the general public decides to take out their aggression upon the poseur
the poseur hires a vengeance ninja
...this ninja sux....
poseur goes to bounce ball
ball starts spinning
ball turns evil
evil ball hits sphinx in eye, creating the Illuminati
->->->
evil ball flies over a sleeping person
evil ball turns into... SANTA?!
okay, even I think I went too far on that one....
THE END _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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PinkoLady Devoted Fan
Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 849 Location: Looking for Tachyon...
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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<-- Is this shit Sailor Moon or what? _________________ Hey! That was my lucky assassin hat! |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Posts: 1504 Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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PinkoLady wrote: | <-- Is this shit Sailor Moon or what? |
now we need a talking kitty smiley! _________________ A watching_watchers-certified POST WHORE! |
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colbertnationgirl Hymn of One
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 14893
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: |
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There once was a girl.
She was addicted to LonelyCrack.
She had a huge crush on Daniel.
Wait.....is this a story or my life?
_________________ That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life. |
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PolkadotConfederation Hymn of One
Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 9805
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:51 am Post subject: |
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CNG....hahahha. _________________ Hey. I'm Kassia! |
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Marbella Ambassador
Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 7196 Location: HOOBS
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:34 am Post subject: |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel, I had no idea that you had this. We have "emoticon theater" in the Community Forum periodically, but we use one line per post to keep the suspense going. The way you guys have always done it (that I wasn't aware of) is an interesting concept. I just wanted to share that it was very cool to see something almost identical to what we created. Thanks. _________________ ~Welcome to LG-15- PM me for help!~
*Ms. Divine-HoO Boarding School (join!)
*Dr. Marbles, Professor of Ploticle Physics
*Daniel's Fan Club Founder
http://www.youtube.com/whitetigerdream
*My Books: http://www.laurapaxton.com/borderline.html |
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bunnyonsteroids Devoted Fan
Joined: 21 Mar 2007 Posts: 923 Location: Where tachy can't find me
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:54 am Post subject: |
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average romance
One day there was a girly smiley
and a boy smiley
They both got very bored so one day they though
I know I'm going to go to the park
The boy smiley was randomly walking by the swings
When he saw girly smiley
"you alright" he asked
"yes" she replyed
from that day on they stayed in love
They got married and lived happily ever after
Until they got old and crabby and started arguing all the time
He fantasised about taking her to the Garage and getting rid of her
She wanted to take him to the woods and get rid of him
he died and she got all his money
She found a younger model and upgraded _________________ whats bright coloured, amazingly abstract, random and plain old hyper?
thats right
me
Member of the defence force *woot* |
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Nieriel.Manwathiel Owen's Helper
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: |
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bravisimo!!
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colbertnationgirl Hymn of One
Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 14893
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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There once was a girl named Cassie.
She had a huge crush on Daniel.
But Daniel had a huge crush on Bree.
So Cassie was sad.
And began to plot revenge.
She bought a lazer gun.
But she got captured by the Order so she never actually used it.
The End. _________________ That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life. |
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