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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Empty Spaces Empty Places Smiley Theater Reply with quote

I will revive the ESEP Smiley Theater! Add your stories here!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ESEP Smiley Theater is proud to present

"The Geek's Road to Ninja-dom"!


once upon a time there was a geek


Brick wall
he wasn't the smartest of geeks



but we loved him anyway



he spent his days fantasizing



and building kickass robots



but his #1 dream was



to kick ass



as a ninja!



after much physical training



and weapons training



...his teacher knew this was a waste of time



she came up to him and said



I have a ball would you like to bounce it?



needless to say, Brother got pissed...



The End
(edits -- to make it look perty)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just lol'd in my mouth area.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AutoPilate wrote:
I just lol'd in my mouth area.


um, is that legal? i think there are kids here...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Okay, I'm never going to match up to the brilliant master.. but i wanna have a go at this:

Once upon a time, there was a dude named Ralph.

He liked to party.

And play kareoke.

Unfortunately, Ralph wasn't very popular. His overbearing hyperactivity kind of frightened people.
Dancing
One day, Ralph met the girl of his dreams.

Her name was Dalia. She was the prettiest girl in the world.

But she was turned off. Ralph wanted to take things too fast. He was way too touchy-feely.

So Ralph plummeted into the depths of despair and heartache.

He began to drown his sorrows away with drinking binges.

After a series of alcohol-related episodes, Ralph passed out and didn't wake up for days. Everyone thought he was dead.

But, finally, Ralph emerged from his dark slumber, and realized that Dalia was a big stupid whore.
Speak to the hand
Luckily, Ralph found the perfect revenge.

Ralph decided to revel in his victory and smoke a blunt.

Then he moved to Mexico, where he spent the rest of his life in peaceful bliss.

The end.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ESEP Smiley Theater Presents

JALG's Big Adventure



Once, there was a girl



There didn't seem to be anything special about her



She was just another lonely girl



Once, while chasing chicken lice in Santa's Beard



she came across a robo-genie!



....Needless to say, our dear JALG was surprised



"Hello" said Robo-Genie



...



Robo-genie paused. "Um, Okay; I'll get down to business"



Robo-genie tells JALG she had 1 wish



JALG found this arrangement unappealing


Robo-genie kindly explained what happens to those who question him
<~<~<~
..../\......................../\
.....|.........................|
Questioners.........Robot Genie


JALG found the arrangement to be more than fair and made her wish



"I don't wanna be just another Lonely girl!


Boo hoo!
"I wanna do music, and maybe even have outdoor hobbies!



"I wish I was normal!!"


Robo-Gene
.|
\/

"I'm a Robot Genie living in Santa's Beard; not a miracle worker..."


JALG
.|
\/
<--poltergeist mode



after destroying the robogenie and selling its parts on ebay



she was able to pay for guitar lessons and ninja school



the latter which, of course, she used to become an anti-Robin Hood



she'd use her mad skillz to steal from anyone



became an evil dictator and used her treasury to buy the best buds and get rofd with the world's finest, cheapest whiskey



(_)(_)
Twisted Evil
The "End"
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ESEP Smiley Theater Presents, The reproduction of the 1st ESEP Smiley Theater:
The Rube Goldburg Machine!

(bear with me, folks, I'm working from memory cause the post was deleted)


Brick wall
activates switch



sends signal



turning on electricity



activating poseur music



music nauseates the general public



the general public decides to take out their aggression upon the poseur



the poseur hires a vengeance ninja



...this ninja sux....



poseur goes to bounce ball



ball starts spinning



ball turns evil


Illuminati
evil ball hits sphinx in eye, creating the Illuminati


->->->

evil ball flies over a sleeping person



evil ball turns into... SANTA?!




okay, even I think I went too far on that one....



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<-- Is this shit Sailor Moon or what?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PinkoLady wrote:
<-- Is this shit Sailor Moon or what?


now we need a talking kitty smiley!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a girl.


She was addicted to LonelyCrack.


She had a huge crush on Daniel.


Wait.....is this a story or my life?

Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CNG....hahahha. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nieriel.Manwathiel, I had no idea that you had this. We have "emoticon theater" in the Community Forum periodically, but we use one line per post to keep the suspense going. The way you guys have always done it (that I wasn't aware of) is an interesting concept. I just wanted to share that it was very cool to see something almost identical to what we created. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

average romance


One day there was a girly smiley
Very Happy
and a boy smiley

They both got very bored so one day they though
Idea
I know I'm going to go to the park
Very Happy
The boy smiley was randomly walking by the swings

When he saw girly smiley

"you alright" he asked

"yes" she replyed

from that day on they stayed in love

They got married and lived happily ever after

Until they got old and crabby and started arguing all the time

He fantasised about taking her to the Garage and getting rid of her

She wanted to take him to the woods and get rid of him

he died and she got all his money

She found a younger model and upgraded
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bravisimo!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There once was a girl named Cassie.


She had a huge crush on Daniel.


But Daniel had a huge crush on Bree.


So Cassie was sad.


And began to plot revenge.


She bought a lazer gun.


But she got captured by the Order so she never actually used it.


The End.
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