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Sim7lizard · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:07 am Post subject:

I'd like to say a word on her behalf... Maria makes me laugh!
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Jo_16_2 · Hymn of One Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 10544

xentis · Devoted Fan Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 629

Speaking about laugh,

Sameer: favorite

Sameer (AKA Shamu) is a wonderfully strange being. He is neither man nor beast. He dwells in the ghetto suburbs of Kingwood known as "Woodstream". Sufficed to say we will never see THIS whale frolicking in that stream. Sameer is a scientific experiment gone ghastly wrong. From the day he was "created" Dr. Kavorgenstraintenaught told us he would be different, that he would never be accepted by the Human or Whale races. We were warned of the terrible consequences of meddling with cross-species birth, but we went forward anyways (Little did we know). Sameer quickly grew MUCH too large for any of us to handle. Our tranquilizer darts filled with enough Septicillian (a strong sleeping drug) to take down 1038 Humpback Whales were little use against his blubber belly. He escaped from our labs and now presides peacefully, contained only by the fact he does not realize people know of his location. Soon the U.S. Government will intervene and destroy this beast, but until then none of us our safe. Mothers, save your children for he drinks in the blood of the innocent and eats the brains of the young.

Eric: Did you see shamu today?
JT: No, why?
Eric: WTF HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT *****?
JT: OH you mean the SHAMU, I thought you said cookie dough.
Eric: .........****ING MORON..........
*Enter Shamu*
Eric & JT: OMFG NOOOO ALLAH SAVE US FROM THE BEAST!
*Shamu devours the two whole*
Shamu: BUAHHAHHAHAHHAHA I PLAY WOW 20/7!!! BUAHHAHAHA

Ya I have to put up with these like 400 times a day,It was funny my 1st week but then it gets old