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Mirage
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | Once again, just proving what we already know.
The world revolves around LonelyGirl15.  |
Exactly! I'm working on the theory that all those movies we've been suggesting, and even Shakespeare himself, stole his storylines from lonelygirl15! I haven't quite worked out the time travel component of that theory, but I'm working on it! |
Ok the Shakespeare thing is killing me, really. I'm dying over here!
Perhaps it's not as much time travel as it is a form of reincarnation. Maybe the spirit of Bree is so great and far reaching that it lives beyond the boundaries of a normal human lifetime. It returns in various forms throughout the centuries to further teach The Wisdom of LonelyGirl15.
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Broken Kid
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | Perhaps it's not as much time travel as it is a form of reincarnation. Maybe the spirit of Bree is so great and far reaching that it lives beyond the boundaries of a normal human lifetime. It returns in various forms throughout the centuries to further teach The Wisdom of LonelyGirl15. |
I think we're on to something! Lonelygirl15 the religion! Bree is the central holy character. The image is a purple monkey. The priests are in the Order of Owen. The holy book is ... the Book of Thor? Ok, I'm stretching now...
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Nora Volkova
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, Thor (the real world Thor) brings the pretty like nobody's business! I could get into a Gospel of Thor.
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Nora Volkova wrote: | | Hey, Thor (the real world Thor) brings the pretty like nobody's business! I could get into a Gospel of Thor. |
But..but...This IS the real world. *wimper* Dont screw with my reality, man!  |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Nora Volkova wrote: | | Hey, Thor (the real world Thor) brings the pretty like nobody's business! I could get into a Gospel of Thor. |
He could write the gospel on how to score with Bree! Lucky bear!
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Broken Kid
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| Mirage wrote: | | But..but...This IS the real world. *wimper* Dont screw with my reality, man! |
That's the point! We'll start our own religion based on LG15! That way we can deduct all our taxes.  And we've seen pictures of the church in California, but the moderators won't let us talk about it, because houses are secret! ooooo...
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Mirage
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Of course they dont want us talking about it, because they're high-up secretive-like church officials. They dont want any old shmoe coming to The Church of LonelyGirl15.
Even CULTS have standards.  |
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Nora Volkova
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | But..but...This IS the real world. *wimper* Dont screw with my reality, man! |
That's the point! We'll start our own religion based on LG15! That way we can deduct all our taxes. And we've seen pictures of the church in California, but the moderators won't let us talk about it, because houses are secret! ooooo... |
LOL, phhhhbbbbbttt..... 
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Mirage
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| ^ Spoken like a true secretive cult master. |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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now WAIT A MINUTE
i think we really need to give this theory a little THOUGHT here, before we go dismissing it! way to crush someone's SOUL!!!! |
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Nora Volkova
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| Mirage wrote: | | ^ Spoken like a true secretive cult master. |
I was supposed to get a raise and full benefits, too. Cheap bastards. They just put me on salary at the same pay scale. So they get free hours out of me without increasing my income or comp time!
I'm telling you, being an Elder of Denderah ain't what it's cracked up to be.
Time for my smoke break.
rassafrassin middle management suckups.....
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| Nora Volkova wrote: | | rassafrassin middle management suckups..... |
That sounds like some mystical mumblings to me...
I figure it out. It was your house! Now it all makes sense!
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Nora Volkova
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Yeah, duh... didn't you figure I was being a little paranoid about it?
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| Nora Volkova wrote: | | Yeah, duh... didn't you figure I was being a little paranoid about it? |
*grins* So in other words, you either live with Bree or ... you ARE Bree!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | Once again, just proving what we already know.
The world revolves around LonelyGirl15. |
Exactly! I'm working on the theory that all those movies we've been suggesting, and even Shakespeare himself, stole his storylines from lonelygirl15! I haven't quite worked out the time travel component of that theory, but I'm working on it! |
OK, well, here it is. At the ceremony, it's revealed that the religion that Bree is involved in is actually run by a group of aliens who inhabit this planet in an effort to share their truth with other species. Bree has been chosen (and it's a "great honor") to use their technology to go back in time and help mankind from previous centuries. Along the way, she meets William Shakespere, et al, inspiring him in many of his plays. Romeo and Juliet is actually based on her telling him about her and Daniel and her dad. She then travels back to America and helps start the American Revolution, then travels forward in time, encourages Lincoln to free the slaves, and gives FDR the basic framework of the Great Society. And that was all before lunch. Our gal Bree -- you gotta hand it to her! |
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