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Gemma's tool · Suspiciously Absent Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Posts: 2

Those living near Gemma, especially young children and the elderly, are encouraged to limit their exposure and stay indoors when possible.

It was long thought that one could find a picture of Gemma beside the definition of hot in many dictionaries. These claims are of course patently absurd - it is widely known that even a picture of Gemma is capable of igniting paper, and there are no dictionaries printed upon paper made from asbestos pulp or similar less-flammable materials.

Salsa at restaurants and grocers everywhere is now available in three varieties - mild, medium and Gemma.

It is wise to wear only natural fibers (if anything) in Gemma's presence. When engulfed in flame, synthetics tend to leave an unpleasant odor and bond to skin.

Growing up, as the extent of her hotness became increasingly apparent, Gemma was affectionately called "Kelvin" by family and friends alike.

Using only the considerable heat generated by her body, Gemma once saved a man from death by hypothermia - entirely unbeknown to her and from a distance of over three miles.

Al Gore's second feature-length documentary, "A Smoking Hot Truth," examines controversial evidence linking Gemma to rapid melting of the polar ice caps.

Gemma has never seen snow, nor ice. Both are as mysterious to her as her impossibly full lips are to you and me.

Mirage · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject:

Al Gore's second feature-length documentary, "A Smoking Hot Truth," examines controversial evidence linking Gemma to rapid melting of the polar ice caps.

*rolls* Laughing

saralynn · Lonely Fan Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 227

Cute post, and somewhat sad because the comment about Al Gore is accurate enough -- that if he reads it -- he might actually do it.

It took me a minute to get the Kelvin joke too. Sad

It's been too long since science class!

cup o' noodles · Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

this is officially my favorite post on this website! congratu-f*ckin'-lations! you rock! Very Happy

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katz31 · Enthusiastic Fan Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 282

What about "Gemma is personally responsible for global warming."

Not that I think that personally.

Anyway, this reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes.

weetziebat05 · Lonely Fan Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 129

lol same here....
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GoodGollyItsHolly · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject:

LOVING this!!
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Max · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject:

When Gemma walks into water she doesnt get wet. The water gets Gemma. Chuck Norris is great, Gemma, well Amazing. =]

Mr. Roboto · Suspiciously Absent Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 9

Haha, brilliant.
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Lord Balto · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:57 am Post subject:

Just being funny/ironic. Sorry if I missed the mark.
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

I used to be all like "A PI IS HEAVEN" but now due to gemma I am all like "DONT A PI IS HEAVEN"
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