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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Holy Big Baby, Batman!! Reply with quote



Big Baby Causes Sensation in Cancun
By Associated Press
2 hours ago

CANCUN, Mexico - He is called "Super Tonio," and at a whopping birth weight of 14.5 pounds, the little fellow is causing a sensation in this Mexican resort city.

Cancun residents have crowded the nursery ward's window to see Antonio Vasconcelos, who was born early Monday by Caesarean section. The baby drinks 5 ounces of milk every three hours, and measures 22 inches in length.

"We haven't found any abnormality in the child, there are some signs of high blood sugar, and a slight blood infection, but that is being controlled so that the child can get on with his normal life in a few more days," Narciso Perez Bravo, the hospital's director, said on Wednesday.

In Brazil, a baby born in January 2005 in the city of Salvador weighed 16 pounds, 11 ounces at birth. According to Guinness World Records, the heaviest baby born to a healthy mother was a boy weighing 22 pounds, 8 ounces, born in Aversa, Italy, in September 1955.

Antonio's mother, Teresa Alejandra Cruz, 23, and father, Luis Vasconcelos, 38, said they were proud of the boy, and noted that Cruz had given birth to a baby girl seven years ago who weighed 11.46 pounds.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That freak'll be wrestling within a year.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All I have to say is thank god for C-sections Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OWWWW ok my uterus ruptured when i pushed a 6 lbs baby out...

holy crap tht would pull my guts out completely!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

omfg. *dies*
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy Mother of God! I thought my last one was big -- 9 pounds 12 ounces.

I can't even imagine the pain....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah, quit showing off that you have a womb and Fallopian tubes and all. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd rather not have them.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That made me nauseous just thinking about it.

The poor mother. Sad

It would be funny if he grew up to be one of those really short and skinny guys....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna go get me a girl with great big.......


ovaries!

And Fallopian tubes!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha
freud said women are envious? i be he just wanted some ovaries of his own
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...C-section nothing. They would have to knock me out! By the time that baby is 6 months old, it'll be able to carry it's mom around. Holy Lord..shoot me now!!!
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