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Entertaining Myself

2007-06-01T06:14:48Z

124.182.101.187: /* Notes */

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| number = 0202
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| caption = [[Quitting The Sauce|Close your eyes and empty your mind...]]
| blogger = Sarah
| date = May 30th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|262}}
| forumid = 10795
| length = 3:29
| description = Uhh, I don't have an account, so little sis let me use her's, yippy. Yeah, so I still don't video blog, but what else am I supposed to do around here? Oh, and Taylor says hi.
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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like, an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight [[the Order]]! We must save [[Bree]]! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree [[What the F*@k???|left willingly]], you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame [[Hymn of One]] crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it {{wikipedia|Bikram_Yoga|Bikram}} style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]].'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. (''She makes an attempt at a ninja pose while sitting.'') Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.

(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' ''Good.''

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like, two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, over dramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like, two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

(''Cut scene to Sarah on her bed.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is [[Daniel]]. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her bosom. She sighs and turns her head sideways. Turning her head back to the camera.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
* Sarah's lack of concern for Bree, mocking imitation of Bree, and abuse of one of her personal objects (P. Monkey) are possible indicators of jealousy and passive-aggressive tendencies.
* Sarah's line "I like donuts" is a reference to herself in [[Let's Play Doctor]].
* Taylor sports a [[cap]] in this video.
* This is the second time a female character has kissed a stuffed animal, and is the second time that Daniel was the reason.
* Some speculate that Sarah and Daniel have hooked up because of her pretending P. Monkey is Daniel, but it is not conclusive.
* The bed/furniture, guitar case, and Daniel's puppy, are evidence that Sarah is staying in the same spare room where [[Truth Or Dare]] took place.
* This video was posted on Youtube under Taylor's account.
* Although assumed to be a public video, this video is not tagged as such on the LG15 homepage.
* The YouTube thumbnail on the [[Opening the Box]] video appears to come from this video. Meaning that this video was filmed first although it was uploaded after. This is quite possible because this video lacks any new discoveries about Bree and the date is not mentioned.

Entertaining Myself

2007-06-01T06:09:23Z

124.182.101.187: /* Notes */

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| caption = [[Quitting The Sauce|Close your eyes and empty your mind...]]
| blogger = Sarah
| date = May 30th, 2007
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| forumid = 10795
| length = 3:29
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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like, an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight [[the Order]]! We must save [[Bree]]! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree [[What the F*@k???|left willingly]], you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame [[Hymn of One]] crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it {{wikipedia|Bikram_Yoga|Bikram}} style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]].'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. (''She makes an attempt at a ninja pose while sitting.'') Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.

(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' ''Good.''

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like, two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, over dramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like, two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

(''Cut scene to Sarah on her bed.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is [[Daniel]]. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her bosom. She sighs and turns her head sideways. Turning her head back to the camera.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
* Sarah's lack of concern for Bree, mocking imitation of Bree, and abuse of one of her personal objects (P. Monkey) are possible indicators of jealousy and passive-aggressive tendencies.
* Sarah's line "I like donuts" is a reference to herself in [[Let's Play Doctor]].
* Taylor sports a [[cap]] in this video.
* This is the second time a female character has kissed a stuffed animal, and is the second time that Daniel was the reason.
* Some speculate that Sarah and Daniel have hooked up because of her pretending P. Monkey is Daniel, but it is not conclusive.
* The bed/furniture, guitar case, and Daniel's puppy, are evidence that Sarah is staying in the same spare room where [[Truth Or Dare]] took place.
* This video was posted on Youtube under Taylor's account.
* Although assumed to be a public video, this video is not tagged as such on the LG15 homepage.
* The image that is seen halfway through the [[Opening the Box]] video on YouTube appears to come from this video. Possibly meaning that this video was filmed first although it was uploaded after.

Entertaining Myself

2007-05-31T04:03:30Z

124.182.101.187: /* Notes */

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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it {{wikipedia|Bikram}} style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.
(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' Good.

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and she tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, overdramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her chest.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
* Sarah doesn't seem to care much about the situation Bree is in. She mockingly imitates Bree and plays with her things (P.Monkey). She possibly feels threatened and jealous of Bree because of the attention that Bree has gotten and is getting from Daniel.

Entertaining Myself

2007-05-31T03:46:07Z

124.182.101.187: /* Notes */

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'''Entertaining Myself''' is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' Believe me (''whispers'') when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (''Air quotes'') "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (''Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.'') Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (''Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face'') We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (''She falls backward onto the bed.'') (''Imitating Bree'') Sing the eternal annoying song. (''She gags.'') Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (''Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.'') Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it Bikram style. (''She falls down.'') That's yoga, you pervs.

(''Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.'')

My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (''She taps on the camera'') Hello in there.
(''Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera, talking over Taylor'') Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.

'''Taylor:''' (''In the background'') ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--

'''Sarah:''' (''To Taylor.'') Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

'''Taylor:''' Colossus is good.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean by "good"?

'''Taylor:''' Good.

'''Sarah:''' Is he dead?

'''Taylor:''' Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

'''Sarah:''' (''To the camera'') If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

'''Taylor:''' But I'm sure he misses you.

'''Sarah:''' Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?

'''Taylor:''' Umm... she cut her hair really short, and she tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

'''Sarah:''' (''Makes a face at the camera'') That's pretty.

'''Taylor:''' It's a lot better than it sounds.

'''Sarah:''' Okay then.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

'''Sarah:''' What did he say?

'''Taylor:''' I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, I'll try. (''Turns to the camera and mouths'') No I won't.

'''Taylor:''' Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

'''Sarah:''' You're hanging out with Perry?

'''Taylor:''' Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean you hung out?

'''Taylor:''' It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (''lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey'') kinda cute.

'''Sarah:''' Get that away from me! (''She gags again'') I just threw up in my mouth.

'''Taylor:''' Okay, overdramatic.

'''Sarah:''' Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

'''Taylor:''' He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like two months.

'''Sarah:''' Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (''She closes her laptop'') Bye.

'''Taylor:''' Wait, no, Sarah--

'''Sarah:''' I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (''She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her chest.'') That's his favorite part.

==Notes==
* This is the first appearance of [[Purple Monkey]] since [[Training Hard]] on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
* [[Daniel's puppy]] appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.

Opening the Box

2007-05-31T02:17:57Z

124.182.101.187: /* Notes */

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| caption = Bree, you look so pale!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = May 29th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|261}}
| forumid = 10735
| length = 4:12
| description = Wow, that last Hymn of One video with Bree was creepy. Daniel and I need to do something . . . this is the first step. - Jonas
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'''Opening the Box''' is the two hundred first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting at a desk. Daniel is sitting on a cabinet.'')

'''Jonas:''' The [[Hymn of One]]. (''Jonas slams his fist against his hand.'') How scary was that to watch [[Bree]] sing the eternal ''freak'' song?

'''Daniel:''' She's a zombie.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, they've got her. And we don't know how to get her back. The look in her face. That look in her eye. (''Points to his eyes.'') I don't even know if she wants to come back anymore.

'''Daniel:''' Maybe she's the "bride of zombie" type!

'''Jonas:''' There's no such thing as the "bride of zombie." It's the "bride of Frankenstein."

'''Daniel:''' You know what I was thinking of, though? They wouldn't marry her off, would they?

'''Jonas:''' I'll pretend like I didn't hear that. Obviously, we're pretty flipped out about Bree's state of mind. And the fact that she's got bandages on her upper arm. Yeah... (''Slams fists together.'') they really got her from us this time. We don't even know who she is. It's like the shell of who Bree used to be. The Bree we know vanished. It's like she's totally brainwashed and there isn't a [[four-letter words|damn]] thing that we can do about it. Don't join the Hymn of One, kids.

(''Cuts to Daniel sitting on a couch, holding the box they found at the [[site of the camp play]].'')

'''Jonas:''' We're ready to show you guys what's in the, uh, the mysterious box.

(''Daniel opens the box.'')

'''Daniel:''' So the first thing we found was a letter from [[Bree's parents#Father|Bree's dad]] to Bree.

'''Jonas:''' (''Off-camera'') You wanna read it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah. "Dear Bree, I'm so happy that you were able to find this box. Right now, you're with Daniel. I'm not sure when I'll be able to see you again, but I want you to know that I have faith that you'll find your way. I've raised you to be the strong and independent person that you are. Follow your heart. Don't let others influence you with promises of inner peace and salvation. We both know that doesn't exist in the world of science. This box holds many more important secrets of the Hymn of One, you, and what lies ahead in your life." The letter actually says a few more things, but I'm not ready to tell anyone what that is yet. Turns out there's actually a lot of stuff about [[ribozymes]] in this box. I didn't really know what they were, so I looked them up and printed out this article. The article basically says that ribozymes are like molecular scissors that cut RNA. It goes on and talks about how scientists seeking the origin of life have produced ribozymes that are actually capable of catalyzing their own synthesis. Translation: they somehow make life. (''Cuts to a series of [[diagrams]], which Daniel holds up. One has a red X on the upper arm.'') As you can see, these are diagrams. The red X shows where injections were made into her. (''Daniel spins a notebook on his finger.'') So, this is the notebook. And it's filled with pages that all look like this. (''Points to what appears to be diagram of a molecule.'')

'''Jonas:''' Which look like Chinese to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yep. Jonas and I read through this whole thing. It really is filled with a ton of notes from Bree's dad about his research on what he'd been doing to Bree. Apparently, Bree has a very high level of ribozymes, or something like that, which makes her "trait positive." Does that make sense? This is why the Order wants her! This notebook also tells us that Bree's dad had been giving her shots of something to help lower her levels, trying to make her "trait negative." I mean, if Bree is "trait negative," the Order won't want her. We couldn't find anything in here about what the Ceremony is or what it does, but it can't be good if Bree's dad was trying ''this'' hard to fix her. This also makes us really scared that they have Bree.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. The graphs?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, the graphs, right. There was also a stack of graphs that are like a reading or a monitor thingy. Bottom line, the graphs show Bree's levels.

'''Jonas:''' Which we sent to [[Taylor]].

'''Daniel:''' Right, we sent them to Taylor. Jonas and I figured that we should get another eye, a new opinion on what the bar code marks are on the graphs.

'''Jonas:''' And... oh, and Bree's collage?

'''Daniel:''' Uh, yeah. I don't know why it's in here, but (''Holds up a collage with pictures of Bree on it and the words "#1 Dad, Love Bree" on it.'') she made this for her dad.

'''Jonas:''' Must have been for Father's Day.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So uh, that's the box. We also wanted to say how much fun it is to have someone like Sarah around the house.

'''Daniel:''' We did?

(''Jonas smiles and nods.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Hm, oh.

'''Jonas:''' When she's not harassing Daniel, (''Points at camera'') she's in her room hanging with [http://amiestreet.com/jaredscharffandtheroyals Jared Scharff and the Royals].

(''Music plays. Cuts to a sign that says "Sarah's Room - Boys Only!"'')

'''Jonas:''' She's got that little special way of enticing my bud Daniel, too.

(''Camera follows Daniel as he takes the trash out. Then the camera person appears to hide behind a gate. Daniel comes out of the gate.'')

'''Sarah:''' Aaah!!

(''Daniel and Sarah giggle.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''in "British"-type accent'') I am the Order. I have come to make you my personal slave.

'''Daniel:''' You're a freak.

'''Sarah:''' But I'm your freak!

(''Cuts back to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So that's it. If you guys have any questions about what we found in the box or, I don't know, any advice for us on maybe what we can do next, please contact us. Let us know. Peace.

==Notes==
* This is the first episode that reveals the reason that [[the Order]] wants [[Bree]].
* The notebook is a CVS Composition notebook.
* Sarah is only heard off-camera in this video. However, the [[The thumbnail trick|YouTube thumbnail]] is an image of her.
* Ribozymes are mentioned in the [[Skateboarding]] video, where Bree states that [[Bree's parents#Father|her dad]] worked with them.
* In this video, the growing attraction between Daniel and Sarah is again apparent.
* The molecules seem to be either a type of Hydrocarbons, or a disaccharide (type of sugar). It is difficult to conclusively identify these molecules because of the video's low resolution.

Opening the Box

2007-05-30T06:48:14Z

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'''Opening the Box''' is the two hundred first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting at a desk. Daniel is sitting on a cabinet.'')

'''Jonas:''' The [[Hymn of One]]. How scary was it to see Bree sing the eternal ''freak'' song?

'''Daniel:''' She's a zombie.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well they've got her. And we don't know how to get her back. The look in her face. That look in her eye. (''Points to his eyes.'') I don't even know if she wants to come back anymore.

'''Daniel:''' She's the bride of zombie type!

'''Jonas:''' There's no such thing as the bride of zombie. It's the bride of Frankenstein.

'''Daniel:''' You honestly don't know. They wouldn't marry her off, would they?

'''Jonas:''' I'll pretend like I didn't hear that. Obviously we're pretty flipped out about Bree's state of mind. And the fact that she's got bandages on her upper arm. Yeah... they really got her from the system. We don't even know who she is. It's like the shell of who Bree used to be. The Bree we know vanished. It's like she's totally brainwashed and there isn't a [[four-letter words|damn]] thing we can do about it. Don't try the Hymn of One, kids.

(''Cuts to Daniel sitting on a couch, holding the box they found at the [[site of the camp play]].'')

'''Jonas:''' We're ready to show you guys what's in the mysterious box.

(''Daniel opens the box.'')

'''Daniel:''' So the first thing we found was a letter from Bree's dad to Bree.

'''Jonas:''' (''Off-camera'') You wanna read it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah. "Dear Bree, I'm so happy that you were able to find this box. Right now you're with Daniel. I'm not sure when I'll be able to see you again, but I want you to know that I have faith that you'll find your way. I've raised you to be the strong and independent person that you are. Follow your heart. Don't let others influence you with promises of inner peace and salvation. We both know that doesn't exsist in the world of science. This box holds many more important secrets of the Hymn of One, you, and what lies ahead in your life." The letter actually says a few more things, but I'm not ready to tell you what that is yet. Turns out there's actually a lot of stuff about [[ribozymes]] in this box. I didn't really know what they were, so I looked them up and printed out this article. The article basically says that ribozymes are like molecular scissors that cut RNA. It goes on and talks about how scientists seeking the origin of life have produced ribozymes that are actually capable of catalyzing their own synthesis. Translation: they somehow make life. (''Cuts to a series of diagrams, which Daniel holds up. One has a red X on the upper arm.'') As you can see, these are diagrams. The red X shows where injections were made into her. (''Daniel spins a notebook on his finger.'') So, this is the notebook. And it's filled with pages that all look like this. (''Points to what appears to be diagram of a molecule.'')

'''Jonas:''' Which all looks like Chinese to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yep. Jonas and I read through this whole thing. It really is filled with a ton of notes from Bree's dad about his research on what he'd been doing to Bree. Apparently Bree has a very high level of ribozymes, or something like that, which makes her trait positive. Does that make sense? This is why the Order wants her! This notebook also tells us that Bree's dad had been giving her shots of something her levels, trying to make her trait negative. If Bree is trait negative, the Order won't want her. We couldn't find anything in here about what the Ceremony is or what it does, but it can't be good if Bree's dad was trying ''this'' hard to fix her. It also makes us really scared that they have Bree.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. The graphs.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, the graphs, right. There's also a stack of graphs that are like a reading or a monitor thingy. Bottom line, the graphs show Bree's levels.

'''Jonas:''' Which we sent to [[Taylor]].

'''Daniel:''' Right, we sent them to Taylor. Jonas and I figured that we should get another eye, a new opinion on what the barcode marks are on the graphs.

'''Jonas:''' And... oh and Bree's collage.

'''Daniel:''' Uh, yeah. I don't know why it's in here, but (''Holds up a collage with pictures of Bree on it and the words "#1 Dad, Love Bree" on it.'') she made this for him.

'''Jonas:''' Must have been for Father's Day.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So uh, that's the box. We also wanted to say how much fun it is to have someone like Sarah around the house.

'''Daniel:''' We did?

(''Jonas smiles and nods.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Hm, oh.

'''Jonas:''' When she's not harassing Daniel, (''Points at camera'') she's in her room hanging with Jared Scharff and the Royals.

(''Music plays. Cuts to a sign that says "Sarah's Room - Boys Only!"'')

'''Jonas:''' She's got that little special way of enticing my bud Daniel, too.

(''Camera follows Daniel as he takes the trash out. Then the camera person appears to hide behind a gate. Daniel comes out of the gate.'')

'''Sarah:''' Aaah!!

(''Daniel and Sarah giggle.'')

'''Sarah:''' I am the Order. I have come to make you my personal slave.

'''Daniel:''' You're a freak.

'''Sarah:''' But I'm your freak!

(''Cuts back to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So that's it. If you guys have any questions about what we found in the box or, I don't know, any advice on what we can do next, please contact us. Let us know. Peace.

==Notes==
* This is the first episode that reveals the reason that the Order wants Bree.
* The notebook is a CVS Composition notebook.
* Sarah is not seen on camera during this video. However on YouTube a picture of her is seen halfway through and her voice is heard.