Mexican Mating Machine

2008-03-17T17:20:35Z

129.100.34.211:

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==Transcript==
(''Gina slides open the door to the backyard''.)

'''Daniel:''' All right, girls...

(''Jonas lifts up the top of the barbecue grill for Daniel to squirt in lighter fluid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Oh, it didn't work-

(''The coals put off a huge flame and both Daniel and Jonas jump back''.)

'''Jonas:''' Whoah!

'''Daniel:''' Geez! (''Jonas and Daniel laugh''.) Holy c-

'''Jonas:''' Nice.

(''Daniel sets down the lighter fluid as Jonas sets down the grill lid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Thanks.

(''Gina turns the camera on herself''.)

'''Gina:''' (''In an Australian accent''.) All right. So we've come here today to see if we can't discover some of the more plentiful species on the plains. (''Turns the camera to Daniel and Jonas''.) Here we find the ever-ravenous Danielbeast. (''Daniel snarls and Gina giggles''.) And his close cousin, the three-toed Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. (''Gina giggles''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Pans the camera down to the grill, to find charred hamburgers and hotdogs''.) Crikey! Nice meat!

'''Jonas:''' Thanks. (''Gina laughs''.)

(''Jennie walks over with a plate''.)

'''Gina:''' Wow! Do you see that beautiful Jennie that just walked by? (''Jennie poses for the camera and sits down''.) Naught two feet away. (''Approaches Sarah, who is reading her copy of [[Finding the One]]''.) Shh. Be very quiet. We don't want to disturb-

'''Sarah:''' Don't say another word. 'Kay?

'''Gina:''' Okay. (''Films the table set up with food''.)

'''Jonas:''' Listen, Gina, don't worry about her. Alright? She's just upset because we discovered her elusive Mexican Mating Machine! Isn't that right, Sarah?

'''Daniel:''' Come on, man. Chill.

'''Jonas:''' Right. You're right. I'm sorry. My bad.

'''Sarah:''' (''Gets up''.) Seriously, you guys have no right to use my personal information - [[Spanish Princess#Carl's Note|a letter from Carl]] - for [[Coffee and Donuts|stalking him]]. It's just so completely childish.

'''Daniel:''' Childish? What about posting a love letter for the whole world to see?

'''Sarah:''' Are you saying I did that to hurt you?

'''Daniel:''' Come on.

'''Sarah:''' That is just so selfish.

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? Let's not fight. Okay?

'''Sarah:''' You know what? How was I even supposed to know what it said?

'''Daniel:''' It's in Spanish, Sarah; not binary code. Come on!

'''Jennie:''' Alright, you know what? Enough! Look, whatever happened between them, the fact remains that if we want to find [[Bree's parents#Mother|Bree's mom]], we gotta get to Carl. So let's just work together, right?

'''Sarah:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so then the question is: how do we approach him? Yeah? And once we do, how can we be sure he's telling us the truth?

'''Sarah:''' Don't look at me. Nuh uh. Mm mm. No way. Look, things around here are already weird enough? And by the way, Daniel's so jealous who knows what would happen if I actually went up and ''spoke'' to Carl?

'''Daniel:''' I'm not jealous!

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? I'm gonna do it. I know Carl; I'll talk to him.

(''The doorbell rings''.)

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Jennie:''' Well...

'''Daniel:''' Is that the doorbell?

'''Sarah:''' I'll get it.

(''Gina follows Sarah to the door. Sarah shoots Gina an annoyed look before arriving at the front door. Sarah opens the door to find Carl, holding a bouquet of roses''.)

'''Carl:''' Hi, Sarah. Oh, Jonas, it's good to see you again.

'''Jonas:''' (''Steps in front of Sarah, brandishing the spatula''.) Carl, what are you doing here? Alright, go back inside.

'''Carl:''' Whoah- Whoah- Hey, I-

'''Jonas:''' I wi- I-I'll handle this, alright? Just go back inside! Please!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it!

'''Carl:''' I came as a friend...

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it, okay?

(''Jonas looks at the camera and then at Sarah and Carl. Carl nods. Jonas leaves''.)

'''Carl:''' Sarah, I left the [[Hymn of One]]. (''Laughs and hands the bouquet to Sarah''.) I'm so glad I found you.

(''Sarah nervously smells the roses and Carl brushes his hand on her cheek''.)

==Notes==
*Gina's Australian impersonation was actually an attempt to imitate the late {{wikipedia|Steve_Irwin|Steve Irwin}}, made famous as the Crocodile Hunter.
*Many have commented on the odd style of Gina's accent, which is in of itself amusing, as Crystal Young is of Native American and Australian descent. Australia is also near New Zealand, which is Jessica Lee Rose's home country.

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2008-03-17T17:19:13Z

129.100.34.211: /* Australia & New Zealand */

==Australia & New Zealand==
Okay, before another vet comes in an blows up irratated that this note has been blanked once more, let me just say that yes WE ALL KNOW that Australia and New Zealand are COMPLETELY different. Shoot, you don't even call a native of New Zealand a "New Zealander" like you would an Australian from Australia -- you would refer to them as a "Kiwi." Even ''I'' know that. The note is significant and FUNNY because hey, if Gina IS Bree's sister, you'd almost expect her (at least from the Creators' mind) to have a Kiwi accent, almost in a way to remind us that yes, she IS Bree's sister and we're here to remind you of that! But nope: Instead we have Gina speak in an Australian accent -- which, IMHO was totally funny and (I would even argue) ironic. The note was NEVER seen (in my eye) as comparing the two cultures together. It'd be like comparing Canada to the United States, or Italy to Spain. ''(sigh)'' well, that's my rant for the month. :) --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 14:58, 16 March 2008 (CDT)
:For the love of god, the next person who blanks the comment is getting banned for a week, I'm not even kidding. As Pheon said, WE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND. This does not mean you can randomly blank the notes section. There is a reason this one exists! (You can add to it, or clarify if you want; I don't care about that.) - [[User:Shiori|Shiori]] 18:51, 16 March 2008 (CDT)
::If you know the difference between Australia and New Zealand, then why do you continue to act as though they're the same? How is Gina's Australian impression a reference to Jessica Rose if Jessica isn't from Australia?

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