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The Danielbeast

2006-10-20T18:56:53Z

24.199.227.102:

{{Blogpic
| blogger = [[Bree]]
| name = [[The Danielbeast]]
| image = Fingernails.jpg
| caption = Danielbeast: less interesting than cleaning your fingernails
| number = 0004
| date = June 23, 2006
| url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=11 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = All of you wanted to see Daniel so...here he is! He doesn't like blogging, he thinks it's "beneath him" (whatever) I had to kind of trick him, also, this is the first video I edited without his help :)
| song = none
| tags = [[daniel]], [[Daniel|beast]], [[australia]], [[safari]], [[animal]], [[girl]], [[silly]], [[pirana]], [[trick]], [[funny]], [[humor]], [[joke]], [[lg15]]
}}

'''The Danielbeast''' is the fourth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. We get our first view of Daniel.

== Transcript ==

'''Bree (on camera):''' A lot of you have been asking me who Daniel is, and I guess that maybe I talk about him a lot or whatever - sorry. He helped me set up my account, so I guess I should tell you a little bit about him. K, well... Daniel is kinda like an abominable snowman. He doesn't like to be on camera... and, he's coming over today. So, I was thinking that we could catch him on camera. ''(Nods head.)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' ''(She is now wearing a safari hat and Daniel is seen lying on the bed, reading a magazine, in the background. When she talks, she whispers.)'' For the first time ever, the Danielbeast is caught on camera... reading a magazine. Let's get in closer. ''(She stops whispering, talking to Daniel now.)'' Daniel, what are you reading? ''(She gets no response from Daniel.)'' Daniel, what are you reading?!

'''Daniel (in background):''' Uhm ''(Turns magazine so Bree can see.)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' Pandas. ''(Turns back to camera, whispering).'' Pandas. It often takes a sudden or [cannot understand] noise to get his attention. Let's find something... ''(She looks around, then picks up Purple Monkey and throws her at him.)''

'''Daniel (in background):''' ''(Mumbles something, then turns over to lie on his stomach.)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' What are you reading?

'''Daniel (in background):''' What are you wearing that stupid hat for?

'''Bree (on camera):''' It's not stupid. I like this hat, it's from Australia. ''(She now speaks to the camera.)'' Do you like this hat?

'''Daniel (in background)''' Is that on?

'''Bree (on camera):''' ''(Looks around, nervous.)'' No.

== Possible clues ==

* The picture on the wall above the candles is visible in this video for the first time in the series. It appears to be different from the [[Aleister Crowley]] picture seen in all subsequent videos. It has yet to be positively identified and due to poor picture quality will likely remain that way.

==Fun Facts==
* This is the first appearance of [[Daniel]].

{{Nextblog
|Previous = School Work in Summer… BLECHH!!!
|Current = The Danielbeast
|Next = Grillz feat. Danielbeast, LG15, P. Monkey, and O'n.
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

Purple Monkey (video)

2006-10-20T18:55:18Z

24.199.227.102:

{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]]
|image = PMonk.jpg
|caption = Purple Monkey has unresolved gender issues.
|number = 0002
|date = June 18, 2006
|url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=69 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Um, yeah this is kinda retarded... but Daniel thought it was funny when we made it and he said I should put it up... so here it is :)
|song = Son Soo (Treatment) by Victor
|tags = [[Purple Monkey|purple]], [[Purple Monkey|monkey]], [[blog]], [[vlog]], [[funny]], [[comedy]], [[humor]], [[daniel]], [[lg15]]}}

'''Purple Monkey''' is the second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree (on camera):''' Hi guys...umm, I was thinking about my last video and I thought that it was kind of drab and I watched it again, you know, hmm, whatever, so I have my fabulous boa '' (music: Victor - Son Soo (Treatment)) '' which you might have seen. I always have it around my bedroom, oohh, tickles... Umm I can't believe I didn't bring out the purple monkey puppet. '' (confidentially) '' She doesn't like to know that she's a puppet, ssssh. Purple Monkey's been around for awhile. She basically just helps me out (repeated) helps me out. You know she helps me out with, umm, sad times, '' (still picture of a baby crying accompanied with the audio of a baby crying) '' helps me out with anything that basically Daniel can't help with. He's a dork and so am I.

''(sped up with audio)''

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' My name is Purple Puppet.

'''Bree (on camera):''' right… and where are you from?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I’m from Texas, where else

''(normal speed)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' It's a purple monkey; I think it speaks for itself, hmmm. Well, I hope you enjoy Purple Monkey, she enjoyed you, right?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I certainly did.

'''Bree (on camera):''' See? Bye.

==Fun Facts==
*This was the first blog where [[Purple Monkey]] is named.

{{Nextblog
|Previous = First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails
|Current = Purple Monkey
|Next = School Work in Summer… BLECHH!!!
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

My First Kiss

2006-10-20T18:54:47Z

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{{Blog|number=0036|blogger=[[Bree]]|name=[[My First Kiss]]|date=September 18, 2006|url=[http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=62]|description=What is the deal with kissing? It's really quite weird when you think about it...
|music=Hooray for Love by [[David Baerwald]]
|tags=[[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[Purple Monkey|purple monkey]] tachyon date guilty sneak parents suck}}

'''My First Kiss''' is the thirty-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. This is the first video in which [[Thor]] is named.

== Transcipt ==

'''Bree:''' So what is the deal with kissing? I don't know about you but I pretty much spend all day trying to avoid other peoples spit. Why do people think it feels good? How did an act once thought to be tawdry and lascivious become socially acceptable? Anyway, I thought I'd jump on the old internet and see what I could find.

''(fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer, then sits on her bed with her stuffed animals hugging and perhaps kissing them)''

Turns out sixty six percent of kissers turn their head to the right in the seconds preceding a kiss. ''(Bree closes her eyes, and leans forward, tilting her head to the right and puckering)'' The slang term for this is "going in for the kill." ''(Bree makes gun shapes with her hands and pretends to shoot at the camera)'' So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! ''(Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times)'' You're still here. Go away. This is embarrassing. Ok, so there, fine, you know, he kissed me. Big deal. I would have wanted to know about this turning your head to the right thing before this happened. Then it would have made things a little bit more pleasant.

''(fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer)''

So...I went to this website that talks about different kinds of kisses, because I wanted to find out what kind of kiss that Daniel gave me. "French kiss"..."The Liposuction"..."The-e-e-e Vacuum Kiss"?! ''(Bree grimaces at the camera)

''(cut to Bree lying in bed with Thor)'' Now I'm gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let's pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I'm a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.

''(musical montage in which Bree pretends to yawn, putting her left arm over Thor's shoulders, nuzzles him, then picks him up and kisses him in an exaggeratedly passionate manner)''

As you can see, poor Thor was caught completely unaware by my sudden unwanted advance. There was nothing he could do. Girls, beware of the yawn technique. So this changes some things.

==Fun Facts==
*This is the first video in which [[Thor]] is named.

{| border=1 align=center
|-
! colspan=1 align=center width=200|
'''Previous Blogs'''
! width=200 align=center|
'''Current Blog'''
! colspan=1 align=center width=200|
'''Next Blog'''
|-
| align=center width=200|
'''[[What's A Date?]]'''
| align=center width=200|
'''My First Kiss'''
| align=center width=200|
'''[[Learning To Drive]]'''
|}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

What's A Date?

2006-10-20T18:52:26Z

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{{Blog|number=0035|blogger=[[Bree]]|name=[[What's A Date?]]|date=September 15, 2006|url=[http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=61]|description=Um, Daniel wanted to know if the other night in the park was a date... I consult P. Monkey (he's good for that).
|music=Be Like The Sun by [[Lemon Demon]]|tags=[[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[Purple Monkey|purple monkey]] [[tachyon]] date guilty sneak parents suck}}

'''What's A Date''' is the thirty-fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree:''' Okay, so... I had a really good time bowling the other night, except for the fact that I had to lie to my parents again. ''(cut to Bree holding up [[Purple Monkey]])'' Bowling is like having a really heavy puppet on your hand. I'm back to school. Home school. I've got to get some schoolwork done so I'm gonna make this quick. Basically, Daniel wants to know if that was a date that we went on the other night. I've never been on a date. I don't think I would know a date if it came and bit me. ''(Bree bites Purple Monkey)'' Since Dad banned Daniel from the house, this is our only way of communicating. It sucks! I don't like lying to my parents, but, ''(sighs)'' right now I feel like they kind of deserve it. I told Daniel I'd go out with him again tomorrow night. Without my parent's permission, but, I don't know.

''(fast forward musical montage in which Bree practices some yoga, but appears to be too distracted)''

'''Bree:''' ''(to Purple Monkey)'' What do you think I should do?

''(fast forward musical montage in which Purple Monkey dances, Bree holds PM in her mouth, pretending to hop around, Bree pretends to preen herself like a hampster, and Purple monkey lies on her side pretending to be dead while Bree checks her for vital signs)''

'''Bree:''' Okay, I'm really bored!

==Fun Facts==
*This was the first blog created after the lonelygirl15 universe was revealed to be fictitious.

{| border=1 align=center
|-
! colspan=1 align=center width=200|
'''Previous Blogs'''
! width=200 align=center|
'''Current Blog'''
! colspan=1 align=center width=200|
'''Next Blog'''
|-
| align=center width=200|
'''[[In The Park]]'''
| align=center width=200|
'''What's A Date?'''
| align=center width=200|
'''[[My First Kiss]]'''
|}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

Purple Monkey (video)

2006-10-20T18:51:15Z

24.199.227.102:

{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]]
|image = PMonk.jpg
|caption = Purple Monkey has unresolved gender issues.
|number = 0002
|date = June 18, 2006
|url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=69 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Um, yeah this is kinda retarded... but Daniel thought it was funny when we made it and he said I should put it up... so here it is :)
|song = Son Soo (Treatment) by Victor
|tags = [[Purple Monkey|purple]], [[Purple Monkey|monkey]], [[blog]], [[vlog]], [[funny]], [[comedy]], [[humor]], [[daniel]], [[lg15]]}}

'''Purple Monkey''' is the second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree (on camera):''' Hi guys...umm, I was thinking about my last video and I thought that it was kind of drab and I watched it again, you know, hmm, whatever, so I have my fabulous boa '' (music: Victor - Son Soo (Treatment)) '' which you might have seen. I always have it around my bedroom, oohh, tickles... Umm I can't believe I didn't bring out the purple monkey puppet. '' (confidentially) '' She doesn't like to know that she's a puppet, ssssh. Purple Monkey's been around for awhile. She basically just helps me out (repeated) helps me out. You know she helps me out with, umm, sad times, '' (still picture of a baby crying accompanied with the audio of a baby crying) '' helps me out with anything that basically Daniel can't help with. He's a dork and so am I.

''(sped up with audio)''

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' My name is Purple Puppet.

'''Bree (on camera):''' right… and where are you from?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I’m from Texas, where else

''(normal speed)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' It's a purple monkey; I think it speaks for itself, hmmm. Well, I hope you enjoy Purple Monkey, she enjoyed you, right?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I certainly did.

'''Bree (on camera):''' See? Bye.

==Fun Facts==
*This was the first ever blog to feature [[Purple Monkey]].

{{Nextblog
|Previous = First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails
|Current = Purple Monkey
|Next = School Work in Summer… BLECHH!!!
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]

Purple Monkey (video)

2006-10-20T18:51:00Z

24.199.227.102:

{{Blogpic
|blogger = [[Bree]]
|name = [[Purple Monkey (video)|Purple Monkey]]
|image = PMonk.jpg
|caption = Purple Monkey has unresolved gender issues.
|number = 0002
|date = June 18, 2006
|url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=69 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Um, yeah this is kinda retarded... but Daniel thought it was funny when we made it and he said I should put it up... so here it is :)
|song = Son Soo (Treatment) by Victor
|tags = [[Purple Monkey|purple]], [[Purple Monkey|monkey]], [[blog]], [[vlog]], [[funny]], [[comedy]], [[humor]], [[daniel]], [[lg15]]}}

'''Purple Monkey''' is the second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree (on camera):''' Hi guys...umm, I was thinking about my last video and I thought that it was kind of drab and I watched it again, you know, hmm, whatever, so I have my fabulous boa '' (music: Victor - Son Soo (Treatment)) '' which you might have seen. I always have it around my bedroom, oohh, tickles... Umm I can't believe I didn't bring out the purple monkey puppet. '' (confidentially) '' She doesn't like to know that she's a puppet, ssssh. Purple Monkey's been around for awhile. She basically just helps me out (repeated) helps me out. You know she helps me out with, umm, sad times, '' (still picture of a baby crying accompanied with the audio of a baby crying) '' helps me out with anything that basically Daniel can't help with. He's a dork and so am I.

''(sped up with audio)''

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' My name is Purple Puppet.

'''Bree (on camera):''' right… and where are you from?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I’m from Texas, where else

''(normal speed)''

'''Bree (on camera):''' It's a purple monkey; I think it speaks for itself, hmmm. Well, I hope you enjoy Purple Monkey, she enjoyed you, right?

'''Bree as Purple Monkey (on camera):''' Well, I certainly did.

'''Bree (on camera):''' See? Bye.

==Fun Facts==
*This was the first ever blog to feature [[Purple Monkey]].

{{Nextblog
|Previous = First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails
|Current = Purple Monkey
|Next = School Work in Summer… BLECHH!!!
}}

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Bree's blogs]]