Mr. Park Ranger

2007-06-12T03:30:24Z

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| date = June 11th, 2007
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| description = Bree has been gone for a few days, we tried to find her.
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'''Mr. Park Ranger''' is the two hundred tenth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas sits on a couch in the rented cabin, talking to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' It’s been, uh, over three days since I last saw Bree. I’m not gonna t—the way she left, I’m uh, I’m not gonna talk about that right now. So we spend most of Friday and Saturday following a power bar wrapper trail that Daniel was convinced Bree left.

'''Sarah:''' Hey, what is that?

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' Right up there.

'''Jonas:''' Bree!

'''Daniel:''' What is it, do you see anything?

'''Sarah:''' What is it?

'''Daniel:''' What'd you see?

'''Sarah:''' What is it?

'''Jonas:''' Nothing. It's nothing, prob-- probably a squirrel or something. Let's keep going.

'''Sarah:''' Those things are ferocious.

'''Jonas:''' You know, would you please tell him that we were in the same spot like three hours ago?

'''Daniel:''' Dude.

'''Sarah:''' This is what I see. Trees plus sticks equals trees and sticks.

'''Daniel:''' I'm telling you right now we were not in this spot before. This is new. All of this? New.

'''Jonas:''' You know what? We're wasting time.. I'm talking about.

'''Daniel:''' You know what? Calm down.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, um, you know what, I need to sit down for a minute.

'''Jonas:''' Look, you can't sit down. Come on.

'''Daniel:''' You okay?

'''Sarah:''' No, but no you don't understand, I'm really, like, I just really need to sit down. I think I have a blister.

'''Daniel:''' (''scoffs'') Of course you have a blister, you're not wearing socks.

'''Sarah:''' Do I look like the kind of girl who wears socks? My foot hurts.

'''Daniel:''' Do you want to head back?

'''Sarah:''' Ummm...

'''Jonas:''' What? Are you ki--

'''Sarah:''' Where are you going?

'''Jonas:''' I'm going to go keep looking for our ''friend'', Bree.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, just hang out for a minute! Come on!

'''Jonas:''' No, why don't you just go back to the cabin, you can cuddle, you can play with her blister, do whatever the hell you want, I don't really care. You suck!

'''Daniel:''' You're not the only one who cares, dude!

'''Jonas:''' (''as he walks away'') Shut up. (''Cut back to Jonas in the cabin'') Okay, so maybe I overreacted, a little bit. But Daniel thinks he's got this great sense of direction, which he doesn't. I mean, he literally took us around in circles, to the same ridge, three or four times. And I am sorry that Sarah got a blister, I am. But seriously, they were treating our, our search for Bree like it was some day hike, instead of actually looking for her. I mean, she could be out there somewhere. She could just be totally lost, and just out there. After we parted ways, I searched and searched, didn't come up with anything, but I came back to the cabin, and it turned out that I got a message from Taylor, and she somehow triangulated the cell phone towers in the area that, uh, we're searching. No clue how she does this stuff, I mean this girl should be working for some spy agency or something. She's amazing. And more amazing is that she picked up a single call that went out early Saturday from a tower that is way inside these woods. So I grabbed a camera, and I headed out. Breeeeeee!!! I, uh, I found this lake, and I went down to the, the edge of it, and for some reason everything just collapsed in my mind, I mean, Bree, my parents, all this stuff with Alex. I'm out there losing it, and Daniel and Sarah are, well, uh, take a look for yourself, I grabbed his camera and here's the footage.

'''Daniel:''' Nice view.

'''Sarah:''' I'm lost, Mr. Park Ranger.

'''Daniel:''' You're twisted!

'''Sarah:''' And you like it. Where you goin', Mr. Park Ranger? Mr. Park Ranger is being very naughty.

'''Daniel:''' Come on, give it to me.

'''Sarah:''' Naughty naughty boy.

'''Daniel:''' You know, Mr. Park Ranger needs to go look for Bree, so...

'''Jonas:''' Once again, real helpful, just like with the deprogramming. Bottom line is, we still have no idea where she is. I'm crazy, right, because I still care, after everything? I just want to talk to her. You know, I don't care what Daniel and Sarah say. I just want her to look me in the eye and tell me that that wasn't real.

==Notes==

HOLY SH%T!!!

2007-06-09T04:55:19Z

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| number = 0208
| image = 0208-BonasKiss.jpg
| caption = So, Jonas... still think that she "[[Foosball|kisses like a dead fish]]"?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = June 7th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|268}}
| forumid = 11130
| length = 1:19
| description = LOL . . . I'm a good spy.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Ross Berger
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = "Discovery" by Kevin Schlanser

| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Taking Advantage of Her
| Next = The Morning After

| PreviousB = Entertaining Myself
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'''HOLY SH%T!!!''' is the two hundred eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Suspenseful music plays in the background. The camera shows a shot of a door, then pans up some stairs to a clock: it is 9:00. Sarah, who is holding the camera, walks up the stairs and into another room. She walks through the room to another door, and when she opens it, she steps onto an outdoor porch. After a crescendo, the music now becomes tender and intimate. Through the porch railings, Sarah reveals Jonas and Bree, sitting on a wicker bench, next to a porch swing. Suddenly, they begin kissing -- quite passionately, too -- and the camera zooms in. When it zooms back out, Sarah appears on screen and shakes her finger in a scolding manner.'')

'''Sarah:''' (''whisper'') Naughty, naughty...

==Notes==
* This is the third kiss talked about between the main characters, but this video contains the first on-screen [[Relationships#Bree and Jonas|kiss]] in the [[Breeniverse]] - unless you count the kiss between Bree and [[Thor]] in the [[My First Kiss]] video.
* This video appeared briefly on LG15 Today as an embed while the Revver file loaded, it had all music that played over the dialogue for Sarah, then disappeared. It was later uploaded again and had the music fade to let Sarah's dialogue be heard and was then posted simultaneously on Revver, LG15, and YouTube under Taylor's account by Sarah.

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Mr. Park Ranger

HOLY SH%T!!!