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Gross Guy

2007-09-07T11:33:19Z

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| date = September 6th, 2007
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| description = Sarah brought some creepazoid home so I'm stuck in the bathroom blogging.
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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the [[four-letter words|fuck]] out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah or "gross guy" ever appear on camera in this video.
*Some have suggested that the gross guy's voice is similar to [[Daniel]]'s.
*This video hints that Spencer won't be returning.
*It's strange that Sarah is out dating when the last video implied that she was on her way to deliver the serum, and that Taylor had called to promise her arrival.

Dirty Secrets

2007-09-06T12:22:45Z

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| date = September 5th, 2007
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(The camera rests on a table, with a coffee maker in front of it.)''

'''Daniel:''' That sucked. Here we go, ready? ''(He throws a bottle cap into the coffee maker.)'' Yeeaaahhh!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game.)''

'''Daniel:''' You cheated, dude.

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

'''Daniel:''' Cheat...

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game, both egging the other on.)''

'''Daniel:''' You gonna flick that in?

''(Jonas attempts to flick a bottle cap into the coffee maker, and misses.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Laughs.)'' Jonas and I are just sitting around waiting for Sarah to bring the serum. We figured we're safest here. Taylor called, she swore that Sarah would make it here...And it's not like Sarah would flake on us, right? Noo, she doesn't do that! Emma, you wanna play?

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, no?

''(Camera cuts back to Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' I think she's watching like a 24-hour marathon on the web of the Gilmore Girls or something like that.

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' But actually, I'm kinda glad because she's been asking a lot of questions about her mom and her dad.

''(Camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' So whaddya think, we call it a tie? We did both win a round, dude. Come on.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but we played three rounds, man.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah...''(To Emma)'' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' Where're you going?

'''Emma:''' I'm just going to go in my room.

'''Daniel and Jonas:''' Are you okay?

'''Daniel:''' Jinx! ''(Emma leaves.)'' Alright, we'll see you!

'''Jonas:''' You gonna call her?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah.

'''Daniel:''' Hmph, no.

'''Jonas:''' Why not...You saw Taylor's last video man, the girl's a mess right now.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I-I really, I just don't want to, I'm through with Sarah's nonsense. You know exactly how she is.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, "Why?" Dude, you saw my last video. I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. The talks we have, ousta-

''(A scream is heard in the distance. Jonas and Daniel both jump up, Daniel grabbing the camera on his way out.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' You see somebody out here?

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' Is somebody out here?

''(Jonas spots Emma, who is running away, and sprints after her, Daniel following close behind.)''

'''Jonas:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' Get away from me!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, Emma! Calm down-

'''Emma:''' GET AWAY FROM ME!

'''Daniel:''' What happened, what happened!?

'''Emma:''' Stop it!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, calm down-

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar, Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar!

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean?

'''Emma:''' You lied to me, I saw everything! ''(She begins to cry.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No...''(She gets up and walks away.)''

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Daniel:''' What do we do, man?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know...

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

''(In the distance, Emma sits down.)''

'''Jonas:''' ''(Coughs.)'' What do you think? Dammit! Dammit, she must have Googled Hymn of One and Bree and found our site...she probably knows everything.

'''Daniel:''' We got to talk to her, man. Come on. Go over there.

''(Jonas looks indecisive.)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' What am I going to say?

'''Daniel:''' Just be honest...It's the only choice we have.

'''Jonas:''' ''(To Emma)''...I was just trying to protect you. That's it. I'm so sorry.

'''Emma:''' Promise me you won't lie to me again.

'''Jonas:''' ...I promise.

''(She nods, then hugs Jonas. She whispers to him.)''

'''Jonas:''' I know. I know...trust me, I know. ''(He sniffs.)'' Trust me, I know.

==Notes==
*Judging by the bottle caps, Daniel and Jonas are drinking Honey Brown and Amstel Light beers.

Drunken Yodeling

2007-08-29T22:04:22Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the sixteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel on a couch.'')

'''Daniel:''' Look, I'm not a complete idiot. Of course I sent the file over to the resistance. I mean, to be clear, I no longer have it, it's not on my computer, but what did you think I was going to do? Just roll over and let the Order win? As much as I would ''love'' the Order to be a part of my past, I just can't seem to escape them. But I am trying, I am ''really'' trying. I have this real and kinda cool life right now. It seems like (''Music: "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race.'') it just might be falling into place. And I know, I know that sounds crazy and just off the wall, especially coming from me, but... Like yesterday; I got this letter saying I've been accepted into this ''amazing'' film program at the JC. This one professor thought that my "fictional" videos with Bree showed real promise. And that's, just kinda nuts. I'm -- It's amazing.

(''Daniel leaves his couch and is in a different position, smiling.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh, and, uh, I met someone. Her name's [[Mallory]]. And she ''rocks''. No, really. She's pretty great. We've only been dating for like a week, you know. But we really get along. You wanna see a picture? Here. (''Shows picture.'') Look at that face. Isn't she cute? (''Removes picture.'') She's so funny. But then, you know what? That is all I'm gonna say. Because, frankly, judgin' by the way ''my'' love life goes... Tsk, yeeeaaah. I just don't wanna jinx it.

(''On his bed, with laptop.'')

'''Daniel:''' Have you guys seen this? What the hell is this? Have you -- Have y'all tried sifting through all these images? I -- I keep thinking that I see something and I keep looking at them, but, as much as I suck at this, I'ma keep trying to help out. (''Rubs eye.'') Jonas, bro. Thanks for the call last night; letting me know that you're ok. I, uh, I was worried, dude. No, really. We all were. And I don't know what to tell you about your parents except, "Wow. Just -- The Hymn of One?" You know, as creepy as it is that Carl and the Hymn of One crew are hanging out with your family... I -- I don't think there's an immediate threat. You don't have anything the Order needs, right? (''Door shuts.'') Look, if you want to get away from all their eternal singing, why don't you come down? I can -- (''Glass and yodeling is heard from somewhere else.'') Here we go. Anyways, look. It'd be really cool for me if you come down, hang out. I mean, honestly I could use the company. And obviously, my parents are drinking away to their eternal song. (''Knocking.'') Go away.

== Notes ==
*Some fans have suggested [[Mallory]] could be the girl in the latest [[LaRezisto]] [[Who's Next?|video]], or a part of [[the Order]]. The professor at the Junior College could also be an Order member.
*Speculation over the resemblance of Mallory to [[Sarah]] and [[Bree]] has caused some talk over whether Daniel is looking for a quick Bree/Sarah replacement.
*The digital camera Daniel shows is an Olympus Stylus 710, a 7.1 megapixel, all-weather model.

Way of the Gun

2007-08-24T05:23:15Z

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| date = August 23rd, 2007
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| description = We're always watching. - LaRezisto Faction: THE RESISTANCE
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Я! is introduced with static. An image of a building blurs into view as a piercing sound is played. The camera shows a window with someone pacing around inside. It appears the person is agitated. Static cuts the scene. A gun is briefly shown. The cameraman moves around bushes/trees to get a better and closer view of the window. Static cuts and shows events of the day Bree voluntarily left with the Order and also scenes of the day she died. Static cuts back to the window. The person inside is clearer and is identifiably Jonas. Segments of static chop up images of Jonas holding a gun. He is shown pacing with the gun in his hands. Brief scenes are shown of [[Jonas's parents]]. The video continues to show of agitated pacing with a gun still in hand. A suspenseful scene shows the gun. The view runs up Jonas's arm until the gun is out of view. Jonas's face is seen. A'' boom ''ends the video.'')

==Notes==
*The morse code that begins at 0:44 (37 seconds into the video) translates to 3 4 . 2 8 1 5 5 1 1 8 . 7 3 6 4 8, which, when put into latitude and longitude gives the location of a large building located in Simi Valley.
*Jonas appears to be contemplating suicide.

Something's Coming

2007-07-28T15:50:51Z

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'''Something's Coming''' is the two hundred forty first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Bree:''' Somethings coming, my life is about to change. I've crossed over and feel ready to accept all the wonderful things in life.

'''Barb:''' Bree's ceremony is something to celebrate. The Hymn Of One sings with you as you move to the next level of your enlightenment. She of the divine pillar.

'''Bree:''' Four women support the sky above me. I feel so blessed to have been chosen. There is nothing I cannot face. It is such an honor.

'''Barb:''' Your song will be heard in every corner of the universe. The walking steps

''(they begin to make a pattern of small steps together)''

'''Bree:''' Lavavoth, Cadaamp, Zarnaah, Zarzilg, Zinggen, Ziracah, Zurchol. My song will carry in every direction.

''(a flying hawk carrying a snake is shown)''

'''Barb:''' Bree is ready are you? Perhaps one day you will hold my hand and together we will take the walking steps. Perhaps one day you will be ready for all the wonderful things in this life Perhaps it is time to find your eternal song

'''Bree:''' Something is coming.

'''Barb:''' Something is coming.

'''Bree:''' Something is coming for me. I hope that one day it will come for you too. Contact the Hymn Of One.

==Notes==
* In the middle of the video, Bree recites the [[Zodiac of Denderah|zodiac]] gods in [[Enochian]]. The following is the Enochian with the zodiac translation after it.
**'''Lavavoth''' (Aries), '''Cadaamp''' (Saggitarius), '''Zarnaah''' (Gemini), '''Zarzilg''' (Virgo), '''Zinggen''' (Capricorn), '''Ziracah''' (Aquarius), and '''Zurchol''' (Pisces)
* Out of randomosity, [[Sarah]] is an Aries, [[Jules]] is a Gemini, [[Daniel]] is a Saggitarius, [[Jonas]] is a Leo, [[Nikki Bower]] is a Pisces, and Bree is a Capricorn.
* The video contains no signature of [[TCC]]. This means that [[Alex]] is no longer putting messages in Bree's videos. As she stated in [[Proceed with Caution]], she would be going somewhere (to be left nameless) for a long time.

Dude Back Off

2007-07-05T04:52:28Z

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| caption = Do I look like Mrs. Cleaver to you?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = July 4th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|286}}
| forumid = 11958
| length = 1:45
| description = Being clingy gets you nowhere. It's about FUN.
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'''Dude Back Off''' is the two hundred twenty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Sarah is sitting on the bed with her legs crossed in a yoga position. She has candles lit, and [[Daniel's puppy]] is lying beside her.'')

'''Sarah:''' I am free and happy. I am free and happy. I am free and happy.

(''Sarah gets close to the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' I am free and happy because I am locked in my room, away from all clingy and needy guys. You wanna hear my internal freak song?

(''Cuts back to Sarah in the yoga position.'')

'''Sarah:''' I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver. I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver. I am not now, nor have I ever been Mrs. Cleaver.

(''Cuts to Sarah in the living room, pushing a vacuum cleaner. Cuts to her in an apron folding laundry. Cuts back to her pushing the vacuum. Cuts to Sarah checking something in the oven. Cuts back to Sarah sitting in her bedroom.'')

'''Sarah:''' Who is Mrs. Cleaver?

(''Cuts to Sarah back in the yoga position.'')

'''Sarah:''' So you see, m'dear... the reality of "us" is... not all happy faces and sappy love songs and sunshine and ponies.

(''Sarah gets close to the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Why do you guys always get so serious? I mean, really. It's a ''big'' turn-off. Come on, [[Daniel]], think about my life. I just graduated high school, I left home, I don't even know what I'm doing with my future. Except for the fact that I'm chasing around [[Bree]], the [[Hymn of One|cult girl]]. I mean, come on. What did you think would happen? You're a bud. Be a bud. Let's just kick back and chill. "Chill" being the key word here. And who knows... maybe I'll let you [[Bedside Manner|paint my toes again]] sometime soon.

(''Sarah wiggles her toes for the camera.'')

==Notes==
*Mrs. Cleaver is a [[Pop culture references|reference]] to {{wikipedia|Leave_It_to_Beaver|Leave It To Beaver}}.