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Awful Dream

2007-07-30T00:47:41Z

65.96.42.165: pigeons link

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'''Awful Video''' is the ninth video in the Katemodern series.

== Transcript ==

''Various images flash up on the screen in sepia. Kate's face, various old fashioned looking buildings. The sky. An image flashes up of what appears to be her, in a red sleeping bag, sleeping in front of a gravestone in a cemetery. She is twisting and turning. Music starts. The buzzing of a fly can be heard, and a close up image of a fly appears on the screen. Then more imagery of the sky, dark ominous clouds flying across it. Images of old fashioned buildings, then the outline of a figure sat down, wearing a hood and holding a rifle, cut to buildings and sky, and then back to the figure, now stood up, taking aim with the rifle in a vast expanse of land, very bleak. Cuts back to the image of Kate in her sleeping bag lying in front of the gravestone. Images of her in front of the building. Perhaps a church, and a few close up shots of her face. Cuts to an image of her sat in front of the gravestone, swinging her hair around, which is down, looking like she is screaming, Cut to a picture of a very old photo, of a man and presumably his wife, the man has a long dark beard and the woman is wearing a black dress with a white scarf. The picture alternates between this photo and Kate sat in front of the gravestone, shaking her head from side to side, with her mouth wide open. The image of Kate appears to be in reverse as her hair ties back up again. There is a close up of the woman in the photos face. Meanwhile, Kate's sunglasses appear back on her face, and the image is now alternated with a black screen with slashes of gold across it, making up a face. Then a shot of a wall on which presumably Egyptian Hieroglyphics can be seen, then an image of an unfamiliar boy. a gravestone. what looks like an Egyptian pyramid. more images of buildings and gravestones, note all gravestones shown appear to be cross shaped. Images of Kate close up and head shots. another building, upon which, the words First National Bank can be seen. Images of Kate, and then of three needles, the top one red, middle yellow and bottom pink. Then an image of a sketch, a male stick figure with a top hat on being attacked by what are presumably [[pigeons]]. Images of this figure alternate with images of Kate moving around the graveyard, and then lying down in the red sleeping bag.''

== Notes ==

Mr. Park Ranger

2007-06-12T06:28:36Z

65.96.42.165: hell: four-letter words

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| date = June 11th, 2007
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'''Mr. Park Ranger''' is the two hundred tenth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas sits on a couch in the rented cabin, talking to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' It’s been, uh, over three days since I last saw Bree. I’m not gonna t-- the way she left, I’m... uh, I’m not gonna talk about that right now. (''Cut to a shot of Jonas and Sarah walking through the woods, searching for Bree. Daniel holds the camera, and Jonas narrates over the footage.'') So we spent most of Friday and Saturday following a power bar wrapper trail that Daniel was convinced Bree left.

'''Sarah:''' Hey, what is that?

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' Right up there.

'''Jonas:''' Bree!

'''Daniel:''' What is it, do you see anything?

'''Sarah:''' What is it?

'''Daniel:''' What'd you see?

'''Sarah:''' What is it?

'''Jonas:''' Nothing. It's nothing, prob-- probably a squirrel or something. Let's keep going.

'''Sarah:''' Those things are ferocious.

(''Cut to a shot of a tree stump, then of the rest of the woods. Sarah now holds the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' You know, would you please tell him that we were in the same spot like three hours ago?

'''Daniel:''' Dude.

'''Sarah:''' This is what I see. (''She pans over the trees with the camera.'') Trees plus sticks equals trees and sticks.

'''Daniel:''' I'm telling you right now we were not in this spot before. This is new. All of this? New.

'''Jonas:''' You know what? We're wasting time.. That's what I'm talking about.

'''Daniel:''' You know what? Calm down.

'''Sarah:''' Okay, um, you know what, I need to sit down for a minute.

'''Jonas:''' Look, you can't sit down. Come on.

'''Daniel:''' You okay?

'''Sarah:''' No, but no you don't understand, I'm really, like, I just really need to sit down. (''She sits down, hands the camera to Daniel, and takes off her shoe.'') I think I have a blister.

'''Daniel:''' (''scoffs'') Of course you have a blister, you're not wearing socks.

'''Sarah:''' Do I look like the kind of girl who wears socks? (''Cut back to Sarah and Jonas walking.'') My foot hurts.

'''Daniel:''' Do you want to head back?

'''Sarah:''' Ummm...

'''Jonas:''' What? Are you ki-- (''He walks off.'')

'''Sarah:''' Where are you going?

'''Jonas:''' I'm going to go keep looking for our ''friend'', Bree.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, just hang out for a minute! Come on!

'''Jonas:''' No, why don't you just go back to the cabin, you can cuddle, you can play with her blister, do whatever the [[Four-letter_words|hell]] you want, I don't really care. You suck!

'''Daniel:''' You're not the only one who cares, dude!

'''Jonas:''' (''as he walks away'') Shut up. (''Cut back to Jonas in the cabin'') Okay, so maybe I overreacted, a little bit. But Daniel thinks he's got this great sense of direction, which he doesn't. I mean, he literally took us around in circles, to the same ridge, three or four times. And I am sorry that Sarah got a blister, I am. But seriously, I mean they were treating our, our search for Bree like it was some day hike, instead of actually looking for her. I mean, she could be out there somewhere. She could just be totally lost, and just out there... (''He sighs. The camera cuts to a shot of the woods. Jonas is now alone, holding the camera and narrating.'') After we parted ways, I searched and searched, didn't come up with anything, but I came back to the cabin, and it turned out that I got a message from Taylor, and she somehow triangulated the cell phone towers in the area that, uh, we're searching. No clue how she does this stuff, I mean this girl should be working for some spy agency or something. She's amazing. And more amazing is that she picked up a single call that went out early Saturday from a tower that is way inside these woods. So I grabbed a camera, and I headed out. (''Jonas stops at a break in the trees and yells into the mountains.'') Breeeeeee!!! (''Cut to a shot of the sun setting behind a lake and some large trees. On a dock by the water, some people can be seen. Music begins playing in the background.'') I, uh, I found this lake, and I went down to the, the edge of it, and for some reason everything just collapsed in my mind, I mean, Bree, my parents, all this stuff with Alex. I'm out there, uh, losing it, and Daniel and Sarah are, well, take a look for yourself, I grabbed his camera and here's the footage.

'''Daniel:''' (''filming Sarah from behind'') Nice view.

'''Sarah:''' I'm lost, Mr. Park Ranger.

'''Daniel:''' You're twisted!

'''Sarah:''' And you like it. (''walking toward Daniel'') Where you goin', Mr. Park Ranger? (''Cut to a shot of Daniel. Sarah now holds the camera.'') Mr. Park Ranger is being very naughty.

'''Daniel:''' Come on, give it to me.

'''Sarah:''' Naughty naughty boy.

'''Daniel:''' (''He laughs'') You know, Mr. Park Ranger needs to go look for Bree, so... (''He takes the camera back from her.'')

'''Jonas:''' Once again, real helpful, just like with the deprogramming. (''Cut back to Jonas in the cabin.'') Bottom line is, we still have no idea where she is. I'm crazy, right, because I still care, after everything? I just want to talk to her. You know, I don't care what Daniel and Sarah say. I just want her to look me in the eye and tell me that that wasn't real.

==Notes==
*The squirrel that left the power bar trail could very well have been [[Herman]].
*Daniel's [[Girl Problems...|comic book fandom returns]] in the form of a Wolverine t-shirt.

Talk:The Morning After

2007-06-09T06:00:37Z

65.96.42.165: added to "pink shirt"

School House Rock...XD [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 20:30, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:Conjunction junction....What's your function? [[User:Malan89|Malan89]] 20:32, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
::Hooking up with brainwashed girls and acting like a schoolgirl. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 21:31, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

==The Picture==
I'm not sure how I feel about the picture of Jonas's bare chest that [[User:Malan89|Malan89]] just put up. It doesn't really say much about the video, just that Jonas has got a nice bod (which we all know!). The video is more about Jonas being giddy about his night with Bree, so I think a picture of him smiling or laughing would be more suited. What do people think? --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:56, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:Feel free to take it down. It was more of a joke; Jonas is quite popular with the women of the forum. -- [[User:Malan89|Malan89]] 21:04, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

== Pink Shirt ==

Yeah, it's pretty obvious that we're supposed to see the pink shirt/sweater... but the note that says she was wearing it the [[HOLY SH%T!!!|previous]] night is wrong. She was wearing her red sweater/hoodie that we have seen [[Time To Grow Up|before]]. They're obviously different. So, what the heck is Jonas doing with the pink shirt/sweater on his bed? Unless it was supposed to be Bree's bed. Oi... so confusing over something so little. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 22:34, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:Either way. If they did have sex, then the order won't need her any more.--[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 23:04, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
::Ooh! I forgot about the [[Purity bond]]. Interesting... ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 23:54, 8 June 2007 (CDT)
:::Oh I know, but yeah, I'm just pointing out that it isn't the same shirt. I just don't know what to change the note to. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 00:30, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
:I agree, the article of clothing on the bedpost was solid pink. Bree was clearly wearing a red polka-dotted sweater. You can see the white polka dots in the closeup of her in [[HOLY SH%T!!!]]. -katie, LG15.com commenter. 6/9/07

Swimming!

2007-06-02T15:37:54Z

65.96.42.165:

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|description = We went up to the river and I went swimming. Daniel was LAME and didn't want to go in the water... but... well you'll see!
|song = Junkie by [[The Jane Doe's]]
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'''Swimming!''' is the twenty-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Bree]] and [[Daniel]] head to the river for a swim.

== Transcript ==
'''Bree:''' (''at home sitting at her desk talking to the camera'') So today, we're going to the river. I've been promised swimming, and when I've been promised swimming, nothing better get in my way!

(''cut to interior of a car, Daniel is driving'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel? When are we gonna get there? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Where even are we? (''Bree whispers, addressing the camera'') He's probably not taking me swimming at all. He's probably taking me into the woods to hack me into little pieces...and eat me!

(''cut to Bree walking a stony path towards the water'')

'''Bree:''' Forgot my hat.

'''Daniel:''' Why'd you wear flip-flops? Why didn't you wear your hiking boots?

'''Bree:''' Skeeter hunting.

(''musical montage of Bree swimming'')

'''Bree:''' Skeeter hunting consists of walking along the creek and looking for those little water beetles that skit along the surface, and then bashing their brains out when you find them.

'''Daniel:''' What do you bash their brains out with?

'''Bree:''' A flip-flop.

(''musical montage of Bree swimming'')

'''Bree:''' (''camera show Daniel brushing at his clothes, which are wet'') Daniel got in the water. (''giggles'') Whatever happened to that girl, Cassie?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Bree:''' That girl. She was in your class? (''Daniel looks confused'') You know?

'''Daniel:''' I have no idea what you're talking about.

(''musical montage of Bree swimming'')

(''Bree is shown smacking a waterbug with her shoe'')

'''Daniel:''' So this is "Skeetering"?

'''Bree:''' (''giggles'') Good name for it.

'''Daniel:''' You like that?

'''Bree:''' It's like..."Skeeter Hunting 2.0"

(''musical montage of Bree swimming'')

'''Bree:''' (''seen from behind, rubbing something off her hand with her shoe, she looks back at the camera'') Did she graduate?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Bree:''' Cassie.

'''Daniel:''' Who is this girl?

'''Bree:''' She was in your class.

(''musical montage of Bree swimming'')

'''Bree:''' ...P.E. together.

'''Daniel:''' What'd she look like?

'''Bree:''' I don't remember.

'''Daniel:''' Why would you even bring---

'''Bree:''' (''interrupts'') I don't know what I'm worrying - just forget about it. I dunno, we just used to...walk around the track together. ...because everybody was so mean to her. You know? (''turns to the camera'') Do you want to go?

(''musical montage of Bree swimming, including silent clips from earlier in the video where she says "taking me into the woods to" and "flop"'')

'''Bree:''' (''swimming'') It's nice and cold and refreshing.

==Notes==
* This is Bree's first mention of [[Cassie]]. The fact that Daniel does not remember her adds to the eerie plotline.
* When this video was originally posted on YouTube the first sentence "So today, we're going to the river," was not in the video. In the YouTube version, the video also cuts off in the middle of the last word, "refreshing."
* The plants in this video were identified as being unique to Southern California and the [[The swimming hole|swimming hole]] was eventually identified as part of the San Gabriel River in Angeles National Forest, California, near Sheep Mountain.
* In early December this became the second lonelygirl15 video to garner more than 1 [[million views]] on [[YouTube]]. The first was [[My Lazy Eye (and P. Monkey gets Funky!) | My Lazy Eye]].
* The song Junkie by The Jane Does can also be heard slowed down in all five of the [[OpAphid]] [[Set of Five]] videos.
*When Bree and Daniel are walking through the park to the swimming hole, Bree is not yet wearing her bathing suit. ;)

Getting Her Back

2007-06-02T15:25:03Z

65.96.42.165: removed underline

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| description = The flyers beneath the blue stone had a phone number. We called it and heard a strange message. However, once you all figured out what it said, Jonas realized we need to come here. Thank you. - Daniel
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'''Getting Her Back''' is the two hundred and fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''The place where the Hymn of One flyers were being handed out is shown.'')

'''Jonas:''' Beneath the blue stone. I guess this is where we're supposed to be? If you don't know what I'm talking about, let me explain... Bree's two Hymn of One Recruitment videos. They were pretty strange, right? There was a clue in them. Take the first letter, of the first word, of each sentence and it spells, "Help Her Friday Beneath the Blue Stone." We weren't really sure what that meant until yesterday. Those people there, from the seminar. Well, they received this flyer and they said they got it "beneath the blue stone." And the flyer had a phone number on it. So, we called it last night. But here's the bizarre thing. It was a weird message and we really couldn't understand what it was saying, but what I did make out from it. Is that I think this is the place that we're supposed to be.

(''Camera cuts to Daniel.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay! So here we are. It looks like we're the first on the scene. I went to a... crazy party here when I was a kid. I guess, like, one of my dad's best-friends threw this party for his ten year-old son. It was his birthday! And uh... I mean, he drug me and Alex all the way down here. Just to come to this thing. I mean it was so crazy that they even had pony rides in here.

'''Sarah:''' That's cool...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' Cause ponies are awesome.

'''Jonas:''' Well, anyway, when I heard that clue about "Sid the Clown" I knew that, uh... we had to come here. You remember ?

'''Sarah:''' You so pretty!

(''Shot of Daniel patting his lap with his hands in anxiety'')

'''Sarah:''' Stop it!

'''Daniel:''' I'm just relieving stress.

'''Sarah:''' There are better ways.

(''All three of them laugh'')

'''Jonas:''' Yowza!

'''Sarah:''' ''*Scoffs*'' Can I go yet?

'''Jonas:''' No! Not yet.

(''Sarah imitates shooting her-self in the head through her mouth and collapses onto the back seat.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, That's hot!

'''Daniel:''' Why act? It's cloth? That's all I know.

'''Sarah:''' Uh, you know what? Sitting in this car is not doing anything. So...

'''Jonas:''' Well, yah know, it's just gotta stop!

'''Sarah:''' You know what! Okay! Yah know what! NO! Seriously...

'''Jonas:''' Hey! Don't you! No!

'''Daniel:''' No! Don't!

'''Sarah:''' You just need someone.

'''Jonas:''' Do not leave! Do not LEAVE THE! Dammit!

'''Daniel:'''Stop her.

(''Sarah gets out of the car and rolls her eyes.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ooh!

'''Daniel:''' Just stop for a minute!

'''Jonas:''' Just stop for a minute, please. Slow down.

'''Sarah:''' You want me to stop?

'''Daniel:''' Please just stop. Right now!

(''Lucy is seen walking nearby.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh Jesus, come on go!

'''Daniel:''' Look, that’s Lucy.

'''Jonas:''' Hold her!

(''Sarah runs off ahead towards Lucy. Daniel chases after her.'')

'''Sarah:''' Better that we talk to her.

'''Daniel:''' No.

(''Daniel picks Sarah up and starts dragging her back towards the camera and Jonas.'')

'''Sarah:''' Look... Put me down! URGH! PUT ME DOWN!

(''Back in the car, looking out a window at a car with two guards in suits.'')

'''Daniel:''' This car just parked, and the guards are looking, kind of, very scary to me.

'''Jonas:''' I bet Bree’s in the back of that... the back of that car.

(''Close up of the car and guards. Lucy walks up to the car and starts gesturing to the guards, one of them walks away with her. The other guard opens the car door and starts talking to the person in the back seat.'')

'''Jonas:''' ‘Right, me and Daniel here we’re just sitting tight. Sarah took off, she, she’s got a plan. She told us about it. Hope it works.

(''Camera cuts to Sarah running towards the car from the other direction, waving her arms and gesturing to the guard as if she is in distress.'')

'''Daniel & Jonas:''' There she is.

'''Jonas:''' (High pitched voice.) What the hell is she doing? That is so obvious

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' That’s fu... it’s working!

(''The guard walks away from the car towards Sarah.'')

'''Daniel:''' Let’s go! Dude, let’s go.

'''Jonas:''' Wait. Wait. Wait… Ok now!

(''Daniel and Jonas run across the parking lot towards the car. Daniel is holding the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Opening the car door.'') Bree! Come on! Come on. Come on.

'''Bree:''' What are you doing!

'''Daniel:''' Get out of the car!

'''Bree:''' What are you guys doing! No. No, no! No!

'''Jonas:''' (''Slings Bree over his shoulder.'') I got her!

'''Bree:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' I’m gonna go help Sarah!

(''Camera show Sarah struggling with the guard.'')

'''Bree:''' Help!

'''Daniel:''' Sarah hasn’t got away yet!

'''Sarah:''' Urgh, get off!

'''Daniel:''' She hasn’t got away!!

(''Sarah breaks free from the guard and runs away. The guard starts running towards the car and DB&J.'')

'''Daniel:''' Alright.

(''Daniel turns around an runs back to their own car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Good man. You drive!

(''Jonas pushes Bree into the car.'')

'''Bree:''' I don’t wanna go!

'''Jonas:''' It’s fine.

'''Bree:''' No, I have to do the ceremony!

'''Jonas:''' It’s... NO! No no! Stop, sssh, calm down!

==Notes==
* Even though this is a blog by Daniel, most of the talking and recording is done by Jonas.
* More flirting is obviously apparent between Sarah and Daniel. Especially when she refers to a certain "something" that may calm his nerves.
* The vehicle Bree was sitting in notably did not have a license plate.
* Towards the end of the video Bree says "No, I have to do the ceremony!". This infers that she did not participate in the ceremony even though she was with [[The Order]] for a few weeks, which is more than enough time to do the ceremony.

It's A Cult

2007-06-02T15:05:38Z

65.96.42.165: edited what the letter said based on LG15 Today.

{{Blog
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| number = 0203
| image = 203-HidingBehindATree.JPG
| caption = Can we get something to eat after this? I do like Donuts . . . .
| blogger = Jonas
| date = June 1st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|263}}
| forumid = 10837
| length = 4:26
| description = Daniel, Sarah and I, went to the location in The Hymn of One message. From there, we found the location for the seminar.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|hymn|of|one}}


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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
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| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
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{{VidChar|Participant3|GenocideInMyMind}}
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| Previous = Entertaining Myself
| Next = Getting Her Back

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'''It's a Cult''' is the two hundred and third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''A man who appears to be a Watcher stands in a park, in the distance. During Jonas's next line, several people, including Jennifer, walk up to the man and are given a flyer.'')

'''Jonas:''' OK, so here's the deal. Last week, you know, [[Bree]] made these videos looking for new recruits. Then all of a sudden, this [[Hymn of One#Audition|survey]] shows up on the [http://www.hymnofone.org Hymn of One website], people fill it out, and then the chosen few get these invitations to show up to "audition" to be a part of this freak group. And now we're in this park, with this guy in a black suit, handing out invitations. Weird.

(''Cut to shot of an invitation that says "Welcome Brothers and Sisters to '''The Hymn of One New Recruit Seminar''' -- Are You Ready to Sing Your Eternal Song?"'') Alright, so this is what the invitation looks like. It was given to us by someone here at the park and, uh, it gives the address of where the seminar is gonna be. So, guess what, we're on our way there right now.

(''Cut to Jonas, Daniel, and Sarah hiding behind a tree. In front of them is a parking lot of a hotel.'')

'''Daniel:''' It's a very exciting day. We're waiting for the Hymn of One's new recruits to enter the hotel for their big seminar. Hey, and we kinda hope Bree might show, since she's in all of the new recruits videos.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, I'm sure she'll be here to tell all the newbies how great her life is now she's with the H of O.

'''Sarah:''' Can we get something to eat after this? 'Cause I'm starving.

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Maybe, maybe. (''indicates toward the parking lot'') That's Carl and Sonia, right?

(''Cut to Carl and Sonia, dressed in white, walking toward the hotel. They are followed by another couple, Barb and Chris, also in white.'')

'''Jonas:''' Look!

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' They're weird lookin'.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, and their "merry friends." Do you know who that is?

'''Sarah:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' No idea.

(''Cut to Sarah and Daniel frantically running back from the hotel to the tree.'')

'''Jonas:''' C'mere, c'mere! What'd you guys find, what'd you find? (''Sarah breathes heavily, and looks pointedly toward the camera'') What'd you find??

'''Daniel:''' We were so close, we didn't get spotted by the Hymn of One crew. They might have seen Sarah.

'''Sarah:''' They didn't see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' They ''didn't'' see me.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Sarah:''' I'm positive, they didn't see me!

'''Jonas:''' So they're definitely here?

'''Daniel and Sarah''': Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' This is great.

(''Cut to some time later'')

'''Sarah:''' This is getting ridiculous, I mean, how long does it take to sing a song?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, do you think, do you think that maybe, like, they exit out of a different place that has another door?

'''Daniel:''' I hope not.

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure you didn't get seen, Sarah?

'''Sarah:''' Are you sure--

'''Jonas:''' Are you ''sure'' you didn't get seen?

'''Sarah:''' No!

(''A group of three people come out of the hotel'')

'''Sarah:''' Who is--?

'''Jonas:''' Who is that?

'''Daniel:''' I don't know.

'''Jonas:''' Do they look, do they look familiar?

'''Sarah:''' Go, go get them! Go get them!

'''Daniel:''' Should I talk to them?

'''Sarah:''' Go get them! Yes! (''Jonas starts to leave'') Go! Go!

(''Daniel walks over and talks to the group, and brings them over to the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Just act... normal, I guess.

'''Sarah:''' "Normal?"

'''Jonas:''' They're comin' right here.

'''Sarah:''' Mm-hmm, just don't sing any songs.

(''The three people -- Man #1, Man #2, and Jennifer -- are now standing in front of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Daniel:''' So, yeah, we missed the meeting, we just kinda wanted to know... anything about it, really.

'''Man #1:''' They taught us how to hear... our own song.

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Jonas:''' Man, I wish I would have , like, been there, to know what happened inside, just to get to see everything, it's too bad...

'''Man #2:''' I, I snuck a camera in there, I mean, I'll... if you guys want the footage.

'''Sarah:''' What? Seriously?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Seriously, you would do that?

'''Man #2:''' Yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Than-- Thanks, man, yeah, that'd be... that'd be awesome.

'''Daniel:''' Anything else?

'''Man #1:''' Well, they did give us these flyers. Um, they were all under a blue stone?

'''Daniel:''' Hey, Sarah, turn it off.

(''Cut to the footage from inside the seminar. The same song from the recruitment videos is playing, Sonia is speaking in the background, indistinct.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''voice-over'') So we got home and looked at the footage that that guy gave us. Here it is, check it out for yourself.

'''Sonia:''' ...and then we'll get started, as soon as everyone has a seat.

(''The audience members eventually sit down.'')

'''Carl:''' Welcome...

'''Carl and Sonia:''' ...to our Hymn of One seminar!

'''Jennifer:''' (''from the audience'') My name's Jennifer, and, um, I like a lot of different kinds of music, I like instrumental, like Beethoven, I'm fond of Amy Winehouse, and, um, I like Coldplay.

'''Barb:''' (''in front of the group'') I remember when I first came to my Hymn of One seminar, I sat in the back, and I tried to concentrate on what the Brothers and Sisters were saying... (''small time cut'') ...felt an indescribable, unbelievable sense of "All is Well," and I had an amazingly beautiful song in my head.

'''Chris:''' (''in front of the group'') My name is Chris, and uh, I, too, like Barbara, I found my eternal song here, through the, the Hymn of One. I came to the seminar, I was sittin' here, and... the whole time I was just so skeptical, so cynical, I... I kept laughin' under my breath at things, just kinda thinkin' I knew it all... It's kinda weird to even describe, but when I was goin' home, I felt like... I had this incredible moment of clarity. I just felt like, um... I feel weird even saying it, but I felt like everything around me, like the people, the cars, like even, like, almost like the whole universe was calling out to me, and just telling me that this was my Eternal Song. And at that moment, I just felt, I felt at peace, I felt like everything was gonna be okay. So, guys, I found, I found my Eternal Song, and I really, really hope that... you guys will find it, too, so... thank you.

(''The audience thanks him back and applauds.'')

'''Carl:''' (''in front of a whiteboard'') There's something else I would like to stress to you all about our organization here, it's something very important, very, very fundamental to us, and uh, and I think you all with appreciate it. (''writing with a dry erase marker'') It's a very simple concept. (''cut to Carl standing in front of the group'') "The Hymn of One is fun!" Just, you all just say it with me, just a couple of times, just to get it out, just to, to let it sink into your being. With me now...

'''Everyone:''' The Hymn of One is fun.

==Notes==
[[Image:203-Bluestone_Flyer.png|thumb|right|200px|The Bluestone Flyer]]
* The note Daniel receives appears to say:
:''Congratulations! You have passed level one on your path to becoming a brother or sister in the Hymn of One. Please let us know if the Hymn of One sings to you. Remember... This could be your eternal song! Are you ready? Contact us and tell us: "I am ready to join the choir!" 1-866-588-2749.'' [http://lg15today.blogspot.com/2007/06/hymnofone-red-blue-flier-messages.html LG15 Today - HymnOfOne Red & Blue Flier Messages]
* The shared [[cap]] between Daniel and Sarah is the same from [[CAMP PLAY]], which, in the beginning, Sarah wears and later gives back to Daniel. This might be another sign of their growing [[Relationships#Daniel_and_Sarah|relationship]].
* This video marks the first appearance of actual Lonelygirl15 fans in a video (other than [[Katharine McPhee]]).
* Lonelygirl15 fans Voyboy, GenocideInMyMind, and Jason appear in this video in the parking lot after the seminar, talking to Daniel, Jonas, and Sarah.
:*Voyboy has a speaking part (his character is the one that filmed inside the seminar). He was able to meet Yousef, Jackson, and Alexandra.
:*Lonelygirl15 fan and forum poster Carmilla07 also appears in this video at 2:28, wearing a tan shirt and blue jeans.

Talk:Opening the Box

2007-05-30T06:49:45Z

65.96.42.165: fixed a spelling mistake in "Daniel..." and signed it. -Katie (on LG15.com)

==RNA, Rybozones, Really... Random... Rowdiness?==

==Bree's Dad==
Hmm...maybe I'm just making up crazy theories, but somehow the note left by Bree's dad leads me to believe that perhaps he's alive after all? Anyone agree? Nobody knows when that box could have been put there, right? ~ Katy
:I agree that it's weird how the note says "You're with Daniel now." So that note HAD to be put there after Daniel and Bree went on the run. I don't really think Bree's dad had time to put the note there between when Bree went to Daniel's and when Lucy/the Deacon took him away? It was less than 24 hours. I dunno. But you're definately not the only one wondering if he's still alive now :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:48, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
:: Bree was with Jonas and Daniel at the time her father was "shot". So he could've known before the "shooting" took place. But it would be interesting to see if he's alive. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 00:37, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Frontpage Image==
Not really sure this image is working on the main page. Looks like a blank white sheet of paper when it's thumbnail size. I like it on the video page, but if we could get something a little more distinctive for the main page, that'd be great. I'd seen the video, but didn't even realize what the image was when I clicked on the main page just now. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:38, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Daniel's Freak==
Looks like Sarah's the fun kind of psycho! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

==Daniel Uses Wikipedia==
Is it worth putting in this article that what Daniel said about ribozymes is a direct quote from wikipedia (the way it appeared before the video was posted?) The wikipedia page about ribozymes says "Investigators studying the origin of life have produced ribozymes in the laboratory that are capable of catalyzing their own synthesis under very specific conditions, such as an RNA polymerase ribozyme." The phrase "capable of catalyzing their own synthesis" is directly quoted in the video. --Katie (on LG15.com)

Talk:Opening the Box

2007-05-30T06:47:29Z

65.96.42.165: added "Daniel Uses Wikipedia" -Katie (on LG15.com)

==RNA, Rybozones, Really... Random... Rowdiness?==

==Bree's Dad==
Hmm...maybe I'm just making up crazy theories, but somehow the note left by Bree's dad leads me to believe that perhaps he's alive after all? Anyone agree? Nobody knows when that box could have been put there, right? ~ Katy
:I agree that it's weird how the note says "You're with Daniel now." So that note HAD to be put there after Daniel and Bree went on the run. I don't really think Bree's dad had time to put the note there between when Bree went to Daniel's and when Lucy/the Deacon took him away? It was less than 24 hours. I dunno. But you're definately not the only one wondering if he's still alive now :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 23:48, 29 May 2007 (CDT)
:: Bree was with Jonas and Daniel at the time her father was "shot". So he could've known before the "shooting" took place. But it would be interesting to see if he's alive. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 00:37, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Frontpage Image==
Not really sure this image is working on the main page. Looks like a blank white sheet of paper when it's thumbnail size. I like it on the video page, but if we could get something a little more distinctive for the main page, that'd be great. I'd seen the video, but didn't even realize what the image was when I clicked on the main page just now. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:38, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

==Daniel's Freak==
Looks like Sarah's the fun kind of psycho! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

==Daniel Uses Wikipedia==
Is it worth puttin in the article that what Daniel said about ribozymes is a direct quote from wikipedia (they way it appeared before the video was posted?) The wikipedia page about ribozymes says "Investigators studying the origin of life have produced ribozymes in the laboratory that are capable of catalyzing their own synthesis under very specific conditions, such as an RNA polymerase ribozyme." The phrase "capable of catalyzing their own synthesis" is directly quoted in the video.

Opening the Box

2007-05-30T06:37:57Z

65.96.42.165: made some minor edits in the video transcript. -Katie (on LG15.com)

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'''Opening the Box''' is the two hundred first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting at a desk. Daniel is sitting on a cabinet.'')

'''Jonas:''' The [[Hymn of One]]. How scary was it to see Bree sing the eternal ''freak'' song?

'''Daniel:''' She's a zombie.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well they've got her. And we don't know how to get her back. The look in her face. That look in her eye. (''Points to his eyes.'') I don't even know if she wants to come back anymore.

'''Daniel:''' She's the bride of zombie type!

'''Jonas:''' There's no such thing as the bride of zombie. It's the bride of Frankenstein.

'''Daniel:''' You honestly don't know. They wouldn't marry her off, would they?

'''Jonas:''' I'll pretend like I didn't hear that. Obviously we're pretty flipped out about Bree's state of mind. And the fact that she's got bandages on her upper arm. Yeah... they really got her from the system. We don't even know who she is. It's like the shell of who Bree used to be. The Bree we know vanished. It's like she's totally brainwashed and there isn't a [[four-letter words|damn]] thing we can do about it. Don't try the Hymn of One, kids.

(''Cuts to Daniel sitting on a couch, holding the box they found at the [[site of the camp play]].'')

'''Jonas:''' We're ready to show you guys what's in the mysterious box.

(''Daniel opens the box.'')

'''Daniel:''' So the first thing we found was a letter from Bree's dad to Bree.

'''Jonas:''' (''Off-camera'') You wanna read it?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah. "Dear Bree, I'm so happy that you were able to find this box. Right now you're with Daniel. I'm not sure when I'll be able to see you again, but I want you to know that I have faith that you'll find your way. I've raised you to be the strong and independent person that you are. Follow your heart. Don't let others influence you with promises of inner peace and salvation. We both know that doesn't exsist in the world of science. This box holds many more important secrets of the Hymn of One, you, and what lies ahead in your life." The letter actually says a few more things, but I'm not ready to tell you what that is yet. Turns out there's actually a lot of stuff about [[ribozymes]] in this box. I didn't really know what they were, so I looked them up and printed out this article. The article basically says that ribozymes are like molecular scissors that cut RNA. It goes on and talks about how scientists seeking the origin of life have produced ribozymes that are actually capable of catalyzing their own synthesis. Translation: they somehow make life. (''Cuts to a series of diagrams, which Daniel holds up. One has a red X on the upper arm.'') As you can see, these are diagrams. The red X shows where injections were made into her. (''Daniel spins a notebook on his finger.'') So, this is the notebook. And it's filled with pages that all look like this. (''Points to what appears to be diagram of a molecule.'')

'''Jonas:''' Which all looks like Chinese to me.

'''Daniel:''' Yep. Jonas and I read through this whole thing. It really is filled with a ton of notes from Bree's dad about his research on what he'd been doing to Bree. Apparently Bree has a very high level of ribozymes, or something like that, which makes her trait positive. Does that make sense? This is why the Order wants her! This notebook also tells us that Bree's dad had been giving her shots of something her levels, trying to make her trait negative. If Bree is trait negative, the Order won't want her. We couldn't find anything in here about what the Ceremony is or what it does, but it can't be good if Bree's dad was trying ''this'' hard to fix her. It also makes us really scared that they have Bree.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. The graphs.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, the graphs, right. There's also a stack of graphs that are like a reading or a monitor thingy. Bottom line, the graphs show Bree's levels.

'''Jonas:''' Which we sent to [[Taylor]].

'''Daniel:''' Right, we sent them to Taylor. Jonas and I figured that we should get another eye, a new opinion on what the barcode marks are on the graphs.

'''Jonas:''' And... oh and Bree's collage.

'''Daniel:''' Uh, yeah. I don't know why it's in here, but (''Holds up a collage with pictures of Bree on it and the words "#1 Dad, Love Bree" on it.'') she made this for him.

'''Jonas:''' Must have been for Father's Day.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So uh, that's the box. We also wanted to say how much fun it is to have someone like Sarah around the house.

'''Daniel:''' We did?

(''Jonas smiles and nods.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Hm, oh.

'''Jonas:''' When she's not harassing Daniel, (''Points at camera'') she's in her room hanging with Jared Scharff and the Royals.

(''Music plays. Cuts to a sign that says "Sarah's Room - Boys Only!"'')

'''Jonas:''' She's got that little special way of enticing my bud Daniel, too.

(''Camera follows Daniel as he takes the trash out. Then the camera person appears to hide behind a gate. Daniel comes out of the gate.'')

'''Sarah:''' Aaah!!

(''Daniel and Sarah giggle.'')

'''Sarah:''' I am the Order. I have come to make you my personal slave.

'''Daniel:''' You're a freak.

'''Sarah:''' But I'm your freak!

(''Cuts back to Jonas sitting on the couch.'')

'''Jonas:''' So that's it. If you guys have any questions about what we found in the box or, I don't know, any advice on what we can do next, please contact us. Let us know. Peace.

==Notes==
* This is the first episode that reveals the reason that the Order wants Bree.
* The notebook is a CVS Composition notebook.

The Last Hours of Bree's Dad's Life - NBR 9

2007-05-27T05:41:42Z

65.96.42.165: Isuzu, referring to the car brand, not Asuzu.

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'''The Last Hours of Bree's Dad's Life - NBR 9''' is the ninth video in the Nikki Bower Report series.

==Transcript==
(''Nikki is standing in front of a yellow wall.'')

'''Nikki:''' Hey guys, it's Nikki B. I'm back, and I have missed you guys and I'm so sorry I've been gone for so long, but I was doing a project. I was in the Middle East, at a top-secret location, but I have photos to show you, so here is what I've been doing.

(''Montage of pictures of Nikki's trip in the Middle East with music accompaniment.'')

(''Cut back to Nikki in front of the yellow wall again.'')

'''Nikki:''' So apparently there's been rumors that I've been slacking. Now, would Nikki B. ever let you down? I don't think so. I've got a lot to show you. So let's go.

(''Cut to Nikki in front of some vegetation.'')

'''Nikki:''' So Colin G. went to the parking garage where [[Bree's parents#Father|Bree's dad]] got shot. That was easy. I mean, everyone knew where that was. But do you guys know where [[Bree]] and her dad met up? Well that's where we are today. Nikki B., bringin' it to you straight. Here is the parking spot where Jonas was parked. (''Camera points down to tarmac and then to across the road.'') Over here you'll see the fence, and across the street you will see the view where [[Jonas]] watched Bree and her dad, of course, minus that lovely red Isuzu. Isuzu? Isuzu! Huh (''laughs'') that's funny to say.

(''Cut to Nikki in front of a cafe.'')

'''Nikki:''' Here we are, at the Coral Tree Cafe where Bree and her father had their final, fateful meeting. See. There it is. Coral Tree. Coral Tree. I hear they have really good scones. Here we are, where Bree had her last meeting with her father. And this is also the place where her dad revealed to her that he is in fact not her real dad. Now let's see if there's any clues over here. (''Walks over to outdoor tables.'') Mmmm. This is maybe the sugar they used for their last cup of coffee. Then I'll take it to the lab.

(''Cut to Nikki talking to a male cafe employee.'')

'''Nikki:''' So, you work here, right?

'''Cafe Man:''' (''Nods'') Yes, I do.

'''Nikki:''' Do you recognize any of this? (''Points to photographs printed on sheets of paper.'') These?

'''Cafe Man:''' Um.

'''Nikki:''' Does that look... er... how about this girl? Does she look familiar at all?

'''Cafe Man:''' Nah. I've never seen her before.

'''Nikki:''' Can you make a face like that?

'''Cafe Man:''' (''Sticks out tongue tentatively and shrugs.'')

'''Nikki:''' (''Giggles.'') Hee, hee, hee.

(''Cut to Nikki approaching a male valet attendant outside the cafe.'')

'''Nikki:''' Do you recognize any of these people... if they valeted their car here? (''Points to photographs.'') This is Bree's dad. This is Bree, this is Bree.

'''Valet Man:''' Mmm-hmm.

'''Nikki:''' Did she, did she... anyone... they valet their car here? Kind of a tall guy with a golfing cap? No. I know... you probably valet a lot of cars. (''Nikki senses an awkward moment.'') Can you make a face like that? (''The man sticks his tongue out confidently. Nikki and the man have a good laugh.'')

(''Cut to Nikki sitting at an outdoor cafe table.'')

'''Nikki:''' So apparently, there was a lot of death while I was gone. The Godfather of Soul, James Brown, died on Christmas. Saddam Hussain was hung last week. And, Bree's dad died! I guess it's true, death really does come in threes. I'd like to have a moment now of silence to remember these three people in history. Especially, Bree's dad and all the moments we've shared with him. The time [[the Order]] kidnapped him in front of his house. Or when he had his last cup of coffee at the cafe here. A moment please. (''Nikki raises her eyes to the sky. This is inter-cut with flashbacks from both the kidnap and the cafe scenes of Bree's dad.'') So, what is Bree's dad's name? We don't really know. And it kinda feels rude. It feels, er, disrespectful talking about those who've passed on without giving them a name. So now it's time for you to come up with a creative, fun name for Bree's dad. That's right. You guys get to email me, or better yet, make a response video about what you think Bree's dad's name should be and maybe an ode... an ode to Bree's dad... and, er, I think that'd be fun. Yeah? Yeah? I think so.

==Notes==
*Among the many still images flashed on the screen at the beginning of the video is a picture of Saddam Hussein about to be hanged, implying that Nikki was there and might have been the one who leaked footage of the execution onto the internet.
*When the camera pans to show the cafe, a woman that looks a lot like Lucy is opening the door.
*Nikki's pictures seem to possibly be from Israel (lots of old stone, like the old city section of Jerusalem).
*[[Paul]] in [[An Ode to Bree's Dad]] responded to Nikki with an amusing ode.