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Talk:Velvita

2007-02-07T15:37:28Z

70.224.43.142:

Yes I know that Velvetta is seen as humor, but is the lgpedia really the place for it? You can't just say lots of fans speculate her name is Velvetta just for the sake of humor. Facts come first. I really liked the Mr. Seal/P. Monkey joke ("probably not"), as it was both funny and not a definite statement. Statements claiming there are things like possible Kraft food tie ins and a widely-held belief her name is Velvetta just shouldn't fly here (as this is a place to inform newbies, not mislead them), despite the creative thinking. [[User:71.224.243.78|71.224.243.78]] 17:03, 26 January 2007 (CST)

:I understand your concern... some fans might not immediately "get" it, especially newbies. It just seemed reasonable to write the article as a spoof, since the subject was a spoof itself... perhaps a having a disclaimer somewhere would be a reasonable compromise? That way long-time fans can enjoy the humor w/o the newbies' confusion. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 22:46, 26 January 2007 (CST)

I laughed really hard reading this!!! I disagree that LGpedia isnt the place for this sort of thing. People can take a joke! Especially around here in the LG community. I mean, its totally poking fun at not just the series, but all of us! And its awesome! It totally completes the spoof that LGpedia entry is also a spoof. Brilliant!

:I think the thing to note about this is that the complaint was about a single line when the whole page is complete B.S. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 11:57, 29 January 2007 (CST)

How long are you featuring people? Also, I think that "an exciting new blogger" isn't quite right... Wingless.

File talk:Gemma and wilted rose.jpg

2007-02-06T23:22:29Z

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I think this picture would be good for Gemma's page. Anyone else...? Wingless.

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2007-02-03T14:35:51Z

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File talk:Gemma and wilted rose.jpg

2007-02-03T14:35:29Z

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I think this picture would be good for Gemma's page.

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2007-02-03T14:34:31Z

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== Gemma's page picture ==

I think this one would be good for the main page and her page.

Talk:What unthinkable happened?

2007-02-02T11:34:12Z

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what happened? SOMEONE GOT SHOT AT!! painfully obvious. Sure we dunno if the bullet ended up killing him, or if Bree's Dad was the intended target, but looking at it from the non-omniscient characters' views, looks like Bree's dad bought it. -- Nieriel.Manwathiel

:Um... I take that as a vote for "delete." I'd have to concur. ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 23:44, 28 January 2007 (CST)

:Yeah, I've always wanted to delete this. This sort of discussion is really for the forums to begin with. Now that it's been completely forgotten, I think we can do away with it.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:04, 29 January 2007 (CST)

:pffft yeah right. We still don't know COMPLETLY what happened!! But delete it if you want, wikipedians. :[ I think a page similar to this should be made... something exploring ideas about everything we don't know. Or does that exsist already? The story just gets more and more confusing, imo, and there are many things left open. For example, we don't know if Gemma was killed, although the opahid video might suggest that, no one ever told us who all was in the Unthinkable, etc. User: Wingless

::I'm not real stuck on this page, but I agree with 70.224.43.142's comments. While we know a few things, such as apparently Bree's Dad was shot to death, there's a whole bunch of things about this event that are far from resolved. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 11:31, 31 January 2007 (CST)

I think jsut some editing to clear up some information that we already know needs to be done. I'll more then happy to do it, I just need to get supper into me first then I'll go through and clean it up a bit. We know probably 70% of the information, so that 30% should be enough to keep the page. I think it jsut needs some cleaning, which, like I said, I'mwilling to do (woah...too many commas...)--[[User:Killthesmiley|Killthesmiley]] 15:51, 31 January 2007 (CST)

::yes that would be good. User: Wingless (I can't be bothered to log in, sorry.)

:::It's just that the page looks like it really wants to be a forum thread instead. I don't think it'll hurt to keep it. It just needs to be categorized as fan speculation, since 90% of it is. And yeap, it's clamoring for revision. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 22:31, 31 January 2007 (CST)

Good job Killthesmiley! I like the new page alot! :] Wingless.

Talk:Gemma

2007-02-02T11:32:18Z

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== Etymology ==

Some interesting info on Gemma's name, which I'd like to eventually incorporate into the page:

ALPHECCA or GEMMA (Alpha Coronae Borealis). One of the very few stars with two commonly used names, Alphecca is the dominant (mid- second magnitude, 2.23) Alpha star of the delightful constellation Corona Borealis, the Northern Crown, a semicircle of stars to the east of Arcturus that truly reminds the viewer of a heavenly crown, the constellation representing the crown of Ariadne. The name Alphecca in fact comes from an Arabic root that alludes to the "broken" nature of the circle, the semicircle that makes the crown. The alternative name Gemma rather obviously derives from the star's central placement in the semicircle, it being the "jewel in the crown."

::What a pretty name, I would have never known. Perhaps then it follows that the word "gem" can also be traced to these origins?[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:47, 6 December 2006 (CST)

:::Raises the question: what does [[Bree]] mean??--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 18:17, 6 December 2006 (CST)

::mm, i think it got it's name from the original word for jewel. i mena they didn't just make up random words when they named stars.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 00:36, 11 December 2006 (CST)

== RIP Gemma ==

In [[OpAphid]]s video [[The Ends Justify The Means]] an anagram of this appears - could she be dead?

== Gemma as a main character ==

Since Gemma is no longer making videos, should she still be in the main characters section?
:Well, she's like a former main character. She's a main character like Ben Kenobi in Star Wars:A New Hope. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 13:52, 1 February 2007 (CST)

:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. but... maybe you can make a secondary characters thing under the main characters and put like Gemma and P. Monkey and Bree's parents. Besides, star wars is a fixed movie. this is an ever changing ARG (thanks Maddie for pointing that out :D )and yeah. but,sigh, do want you want. :/ Wingless

::See, thing is, even if you see Gemma as "less main" than Bree or Daniel, she's still wayyyyy above Bree's parents, and she's definitely not a [[:Category:Stuffed characters|stuffed character]]. The important thing is that they're the four bloggers the series has had. If more characters became really important, yeah we'd reoganize. But as it stands right now, it seems to me just fine. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:24, 1 February 2007 (CST)

:::I don't see Gemma as "less main." I see her as no longer main. There's a difference. How is she "above" Bree's parents? I guess if you're talking speaking part. But who's had more influence on Bree? I think her parents. Yeah, It's all debatable, and I'm not trying to say anyone is wrong. I'm just voicing my thoughts. Wingless.

::::I like OiC's idea, that she remains as-is until another "main character" is introduced. The thing I see as a possible problem is the tendency to over-categorize. For a while we had just "Characters", then we had "Stuffed characters", then "Main characters/Supporting characters", then McPhee became a "Guest character", etc. Gemma just isn't in the same league as the supporting cast, and so moving her would almost require creating a new category. However, the four we have pictured on the front page are truly special, even with Gemma no longer with us (dead or not).
::::Here's a better example: If you go on imdb.com and look up the show [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108757/ ER], you'll see that Anthony Edwards and Eriq La Salle are still listed high on the cast list despite neither of them appearing on the show for about five years. Gemma is still a "main character" in the series as a ''whole'', and I think she should stay that way. I would be quite willing to remove her from the front page listing if another blogger was added to the cast and we needed the space, though. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:40, 1 February 2007 (CST)
:::::Why don't we just get rid of all the catagories then? Have Bree on the main page, and a link to a list of ALL the characters, non divided. You don't HAVE to do it, it's just an idea. Wingless.
::::::Actually, that's not a bad idea. I think our current setup is good, but if it starts getting too complicated, going the ''ultra-simple'' route would be nice. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 17:29, 1 February 2007 (CST)
:::::::yeah. Thanks for reading all that too haha. Wingless.

LGPedia talk:Don't Bite The Newcomers

2007-02-02T11:29:32Z

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This page is hysterical! I love the article title spelling! LOL!!! --[[User:Treefunk|Treefunk]] 15:34, 11 December 2006 (CST)

:LOL. I think that counts as biting.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 15:36, 11 December 2006 (CST)

:I think Iris meant well. Let's just move it to a correctly spelled page... I don't know how. [[User:130.91.75.251|130.91.75.251]]

::Yeah, he meant well. And it is a policy we should have. I'll move it.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 15:39, 11 December 2006 (CST)

::: I think newcomer is one word. *bites* [[User:130.91.75.251|130.91.75.251]]

:::: Doh!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 16:14, 11 December 2006 (CST)

:::::I plan on improve as i move along..Also Thanks Jay on fixing the title. ~~Iris2009

ahahahahaha yep. Three words: this page ROCKS. wingless_earthbound.

Talk:Gemma

2007-02-01T23:22:56Z

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== Why this picture? ==

just curious.

Talk:Gemma

2007-02-01T21:58:05Z

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Talk:Gemma

2007-02-01T21:52:39Z

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Talk:Gemma

2007-02-01T20:12:46Z

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Talk:Gemma

2007-02-01T15:39:11Z

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Talk:What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-31T22:07:00Z

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Talk:Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-31T11:30:55Z

70.224.43.142: /* What the--?!?! */

== What the--?!?! ==

This is cute; there's got to be a category to put crazy crap like this into. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 13:23, 3 January 2007 (CST)

As you can see, I categorized it, and now I've also made a userbox: [[Template:Userbox SG]]. To use, just put <nowiki>{{Template:Userbox SG}}</nowiki> on your user page. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:27, 3 January 2007 (CST)

I'm a little offended by the "crazy crap" thing, Brucker. But thanks for making the Userbox. And since the Guild links to the Force (defense force) can somebody link the force to the Guild? Okay, now to figure out how to sign... [[User:Wingless|Wingless]] ...11:42, 4 January 2007

Sorry, I tend to use the word "crap" completely interchangeably with "stuff"; I don't think of it as a swear word, so I forget it offends people who either do take it as one or interpretit very differently from what I mean. I meant what I said only as a compliment. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 19:31, 18 January 2007 (CST)

That's okay. And thanks. Wingless.

Talk:What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-31T11:28:21Z

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Sleepover

2007-01-31T11:09:31Z

70.224.43.142: /* Notes */

{{Blog3
|name = Sleepover
|number = 0125
|image = Video0125.jpg
|caption = Is the "Great Wall of Jonas" to protect Bree, or Jonas?
|blogger = Bree
|date = January 30th, 2007
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=165&play=1 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = We ran out of daylight yesterday and had to stop at a motel. Stopped off at an internet cafe today. Hope we can find Daniel soon.
|tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[jonas]] [[jonastko]] [[motel]] [[hotel]] [[holiday]] [[inn]] [[travel]] [[drive]] [[wall]] [[cooties]]


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Glenn Rubenstein
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Glenn Rubenstein
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor =
| song =


| character1 = Bree
| actor1 = Jessica Rose
| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| character3 =
| actor3 =
| character4 =
| actor4 =
| Previous = Looking For Daniel
| Next =
}}
'''Sleepover''' is the one hundred twenty-fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting on a hotel bed'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey everyone. So it's gettin' kinda late, and we still have...no idea what we're gonna do when we find this guy's place, so... Yeah, it turned out to be a lot further than we thought. So, we're gonna stay the night here and uh, come up with a little strategy for tomorrow.

(''cut to Bree entering through the door'')

'''Bree:''' Deja vu, huh? (''closes door'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, you know what they say... seen one motel room, seen them all.

(''cut to Bree standing over a single large bed, with her arms crossed'')

'''Bree:''' Um... (''laughs nervously'')

'''Jonas:''' Yep, I know, I know. This was all they had, so... (''Bree smiles and nods'') You know, I could go to the front desk and ask if they got a chainsaw, we could cut it in half and make two beds, if you want...

'''Bree:''' (''laughs'') No, it's fine.

(''cut to Jonas speaking to the camera, with Bree on the bed behind him giving his back a slightly sardonic look'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, and uh, Daniel, if you're watching this...don't worry, man. It's-it's not what it looks like, y'know? This was the only room that they had in the whole hotel, and there's no other hotels around. But don't worry. I'm gonna fix it. (''voice over from next cut'') The Great Wall of Jonas.

(''cut to shot of a separation of pillows between the two sides of the bed'')

'''Jonas:''' Look at that, Beast, you like that, huh? Look what I did for you.

'''Bree:''' Jonas, I don't have cooties. (''gets into the bed'')

'''Jonas:''' Mmm, I-I know...

'''Bree:''' Are you uncomfortable?

'''Jonas:''' Mmm... I wasn't, but now I am, 'cause you're not...so...

'''Bree:''' (''takes pillow'') I'm gonna use this.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, well...okay.

'''Bree:''' If it makes you more comfortable, we can leave the bathroom light on...when we sleep.

'''Jonas:''' You uh, need anything? Another blanket?

'''Bree:''' I'm good.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah?

(''cut to Jonas lying in the bathtub, looking disheveled'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey. I can't sleep. Kind of worried about Daniel. Well, that, and Bree is a major sheet hog. I ended up with, like, the corner of the blanket, and my jacket. You know, I called the house, no new messages. I called Daniel's cell phone, no luck there, either. It was such a weird text he sent, you know, "no good". I don't know what he meant. Maybe he was trying to text more and ran out of time. Something like that. I don't know. I just don't like when the only two possibilities are...huge catastrophe or big misunderstanding. You know, like, if it was movies, it'd be, like, The Vanishing, or Breakdown, ''or''...an episode of Three's Company. I think tomorrow I'm going to try to convince Bree that we should file a missing person report, y'know? And as for tonight, I think I'm just gonna sleep in here because...I'm definitely gonna get more sleep in this tub than in that bed. And as soon as it's light, we're gonna hit the road, I'm gonna post this video, and maybe then I can get some sleep.

==Notes==
* The tags on the video indicate "Holiday Inn", a specific line of motels. It seems odd that they would be at all specific in identifying their location.
* Even though this is pretty clearly a blog by Jonas, it was posted from Bree's account.
* ''Deja Vu'' is the illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time. Bree is referring to when she was motel-hopping with Daniel to escape the Watchers/Order.
* Jonas's extreme reluctance to sleep in the same bed with Bree may be further indication of his religious beliefs. Although the pendant cannot be seen in this video, he seems to still be wearing his cross necklace.
* To some people it seems that Jonas just may not like girls. He told Daniel that he was with no girl and tried to evade the question, asking it back to Daniel right away. There has been a lot of fan speculation about whether Jonas is gay because of all the videos of him being buddy-buddy with Daniel.
* Many fans have noted how odd it is that a "local" would live far enough away that his house could not be reached in a single day.
[[Category:YouTube tags]]
*At 1:53 in the video, there is strange banging sound.
*Jonas seems to mention movies quite often in his vlogs.

For The Ladies

2007-01-27T12:35:10Z

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{{Blog3
|name = For The Ladies
|number = 0122
|image = Maverick.JPG
|caption = "What?"
|blogger = Daniel
|date = January 26th, 2007
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=162 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = So, I'm heading out again. Gonna try to meet that girl from the bowling alley the other week.
| tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[jonas]] [[jonastko]] [[pins]] [[pints]] [[bar]] [[bowl]] [[bowling]] [[loud]] [[shirt]] [[blowdryer]]


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay = Glenn Rubenstein
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor =
| song =


| character1 = Jonas
| actor1 = Jackson Davis
| character2 = Daniel
| actor2 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character3 =
| actor3 =
| character4 =
| actor4 =
| Previous = Foosball Battle
| Next =
}}
'''For The Ladies''' is the one hundred twenty-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It was posted as a response to [[Foosball Battle]]. [[Jonas]] gives a clueless [[Daniel]] advice for another night at the bowling alley.

== Transcript ==
(''Jonas is in the library.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thank you for joining us. Tonight... The Danielbeast ventures out into the wilderness once again. His destination: the bowling alley. His purpose: to find a suitable mate for the African Anteater... Ritual... dance. (''shakes his head'')

(''Cut to outside the bathroom.'')

'''Jonas:''' I hear a hairdryer. This could be interesting. (''knocks on the door and opens it. We see Daniel in a gold paisley shirt, ripped jeans, spiked hair, and mirror shades. Jonas starts laughing.'') Oh my god!!

(''Cut to the hairdryer lying on the counter, then back to Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''nonchalantly'') What?

'''Jonas:''' What are you doing? (''he pans the camera over Daniel's "getup"'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I'm gettin' ready to go out.

'''Jonas:''' What'd you say? I...

'''Daniel:''' I'm gettin' ready to go out.

'''Jonas:''' What? Could you turn your shirt down? I can't, I can't quite hear you...

'''Daniel:''' I got this out of your closet.

'''Jonas:''' I'm sorry, bro, I don't think you did, but, you know what...

'''Daniel:''' I did! D-- Why, you don't like it?

'''Jonas:''' Listen... Maverick...

'''Daniel:''' No, s--

'''Jonas:''' You can't wear this tonight, so, um... Let's go, let's go check out some other stuff, we're gonna--

(''Abrupt cut back to Jonas in the library.'')

'''Jonas:''' Truth is, a lot of people go there to drink, and... until a year ago... I was one of 'em. I used to go there... kind of a lot. I don't really miss anybody that I used to hang out with in that scene, and, um... I'm kind of embarrassed, actually, to be around some of 'em, 'cause... of some of the stuff I did. Y'know, I-- it's, uh, it's funny, too. Ever since I stopped throwin' keggers... y'know, none of those people have called me. (''pause, for effect'') Weird coincidence.

(''Cut back to the bathroom door.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right, round two, let's check on him, see how he's doing... (''opens door. Daniel is now dressed in a dark blue dress shirt, black tie, and khakis. He says something unintelligible as Jonas reacts.'') Hey, Dad! How ya doin'? (''camera pans over the outfit'')

'''Daniel:''' (''after a moment'') Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' C'mon, the last one was too edgy, this one's good!

'''Jonas:''' How'd you, how'd you get off the island, Professor? (''Daniel smiles self-consciously'') Look, dude, all I saying is... look, I'm sorry, but all I'm saying is that, you go like that, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked by people in rented shoes, and you don't need that. (''Daniel starts to say something, but stops, and looks away sheepishly.'') I'm lookin' out for you. (''Daniel closes the door, pushing Jonas out.'') I'm sorry.

(''Cut to library, with handheld camera pointed at the door.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ah! Let's see. (''Daniel comes in, wearing a tan striped polo shirt and jeans.'') Oh! Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Just regular, man.

'''Jonas:''' You know what? I like it.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Okay, now this is very important, hit me with a line.

'''Daniel:''' You want--? (''smiling'') I got lines ''all'' day. Um... (''cut to different shot of him'') Baby, you must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause you the bomb!

'''Jonas:''' Okay, good, but...

'''Daniel:''' (''smiling wider'') Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' ...could be offensive if, like, her grampa was in World War II.

'''Daniel:''' (''still smiling'') Okay...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, so... (''cut to new shot of Daniel'') Let's work on the introduction.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Let's work on the introduction, so, uh... what do you got, for, like... say, "hi."

'''Daniel:''' Like... (''does a Fonz-like gesture'') Hey! Like that?

'''Jonas:''' N-no, not like that, like, like just... "hi," without the, without the... the "pistols."

'''Daniel:''' (''seeming truly perplexed'') Okay, um...

'''Jonas:''' Just a "hi."

'''Daniel:''' (''over-enthusiastically'') Hi!

'''Jonas:''' (''chuckling'') Mm... uh, why don't we just, how 'bout just a smile? You could just smile.

(''Daniel does an unnatural, toothy grin. Cut to new shot of Daniel spinning "seductively," and points to the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''even more Fonz-like'') 'Ey.

'''Jonas:''' Nice moves. Hey, your cell phone works, though, right?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, why?

'''Jonas:''' So you can call me when you strike out.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispers'') Oh, shut up.

(''Jonas laughs as Daniel starts to leave.'')

== Notes ==
* This is the first time that two consecutive episodes have been posted by Daniel.
* "Professor" and Jonas's sarcastic question refer to the '60's sitcom, "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilligan%27s_Island Gilligan's Island]."
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eamhSW47S4 African Anteater Ritual dance] is a reference to the '80's movie, "Can't Buy Me Love."
*This is the first video in which the door to Jonas's Dad's Study is seen.
*There may be some plot significance for Jonas's explaining his not going to the bowling alley anymore.

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-11T22:15:23Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCracks Anonymous|LonelyCracker]]'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

*Location: UNDERGROUND BUNKER!!!

<pre>

Don't put this on the front page,
it'll set off the Bethy-beast :)
I'll put it on the Songwriters Page though.
Disclaimer: Anyone finding it offensive should just replace "Bethy" with a shouted "MACKEREL!" ;)

(Sung to the tune of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by the Beasty Boys)

"MEEP IT!

You log onto the net and you go into the site,
there's still no new video, but that's allright.
You try to write a post about the LG15 force
but there's a bunch of nasty comments by a bitch-y dork.

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

Bethy says too many posts, she says "NO WAY!"
That hypocrite posts 1 million times a day!
Man dealing with psychos is such a drag
now I guess i'll just have to read the lonelygirl mag,(Busted)

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight

She says Get off of this page if that's the post your gonna write!
The sites only O.K. when I say so allright???!!
Well I had to bust in and say WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?
Aww, Bethy's just jealous its the FRONTPAGE BOYS!!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!
</pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:57:18Z

70.224.43.142: /* Current Members */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:42:30Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:41:18Z

70.224.43.142: /* Maddingo's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

Writer: Harleygirl24

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:30:39Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

Writer: Harleygirl24

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:12:35Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

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Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T17:09:59Z

70.224.43.142: /* Maddingo's Songs */

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-wingless

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=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T15:11:42Z

70.224.43.142: /* Hippo's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

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=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T15:11:15Z

70.224.43.142: /* Maddingo's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

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=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet — but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work! It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T15:10:06Z

70.224.43.142: /* Hippo's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet — but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work! It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T13:08:19Z

70.224.43.142: /* Current Members */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T01:13:39Z

70.224.43.142:

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T01:12:47Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T23:35:11Z

70.224.43.142:

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name, there’s only so many lines to this song, just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T23:30:36Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name, there’s only so many lines to this song, just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T23:26:51Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T23:20:10Z

70.224.43.142: /* Hippo's Song */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T16:17:38Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T16:09:51Z

70.224.43.142: /* The songs of Wingless */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T12:00:15Z

70.224.43.142: /* What IS the Songwriters Guild? */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T11:45:19Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:57:57Z

70.224.43.142: /* Current Members */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:37:44Z

70.224.43.142: /* What IS the Songwriters Guild? */

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:35:43Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:35:16Z

70.224.43.142: /* The songs of Wingless */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:34:52Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:34:35Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Members and Their Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:34:19Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Members and Their Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Members and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:34:03Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

==Other Non-Members and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:33:45Z

70.224.43.142: /* Other Non-Members and Their Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

==Other Non-Members and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-03T22:33:21Z

70.224.43.142: /* WatchingOne's Songs */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*You are a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake & a Grape Nehi and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''needs to put something here'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies'' 
*dumbhippo ''is our resident new video demander (although Maddie occasionally fills that post.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo as well.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

==Other Non-Members and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: WatchingOne

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas. Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

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