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Defense force

2007-01-07T17:22:09Z

71.163.233.146: /* Samurai Armor */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe [http:///www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/141207/2/istockphoto_141207_battleaxe_1.jpg], Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the comment board for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

Defense force

2007-01-07T17:19:51Z

71.163.233.146: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe [http:///www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/141207/2/istockphoto_141207_battleaxe_1.jpg], Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the comment board for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samuri Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]
===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]