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Defense force

2007-06-11T19:24:26Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of [[lonelygirl15]] fans who have banded together to protect the site from attackers and those who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video [[Back at Bree's]] and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day there was still no new video. But the comment page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video [[Breaking And Entering]].

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*Cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-propelled Grape Ape with frikkin' laser beam attached to his head!'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg] Battle cry, "Front and Center!!!"
===Comment Board co-Captains===
*Dream - ''Sword, staff and daggers.''
*Perky - ''Barbed-wire wrapped 2x4.''
===Ambassadors===
*[[Marbella]]
*[[Colbertnationgirl]]
'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''
*Gypsy
*Jess
===Special Ops/Intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''Death cap poison tipped blow dart, and magic fairy dust.''
*MysticShadow724
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and longsword as main weapons, hidden dagger for emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades.''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''Multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake. (Made by PinkoLady, of course.)''
*wickist - The mind to make weapons of KABOOM destruction to fight off enemies of the Defense Force.
===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric.''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi
===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')
===Official Mackerel Sushi Chef & Defense Force shadow===
*tenshiakui
===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail and spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees.''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber - makes cool "doop doop" noises - not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi.''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier.''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''Nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands.''
*eno- ''A fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (Said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. For reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, and a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''Bow and arrow, slingshot, and moldy cheese.''
* Fred, the worm - ''Mud and an ant army.''
*elliemae - ''Nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser.''
*jennamarie xo- ''Very sharp darts, and a killer bee dispenser.''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile.''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''A nail file, bottle opener, and a bundt cake pan.''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''Stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP.''
*tenshiakui
*Nikki Bower
*Sin puppy - ''A reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots.''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you...''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit, of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis- ''An invisible watch that shoots invisible missiles that destroy ice burgs and save a man painting a naked woman.''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic Missile Launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemies as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04, 5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: "Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru - ''Bladed Fans - Watch out Order!''
*shadowofjustice - ''A combination of a dual sided sword and a standard issue High Guard Force Lance.''
*CRYISME - ''A boomstick and my nightwatchers guide.''
*voyboy
*Opladybug

==How to Join==
Contact Cloud_ax on the forum or WatchingOne on the comment board for membership. Be ready with a weapon to defend our site and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans!

==Defense Force's Specialty==
Remember, weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one, don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the Defense Force's specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' [[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess, Krig, jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the Defense Force]]

===Raspberry Lemonade Slurpee===
[[image:Raspberrylemslurpee.jpg|center|thumb|250px|Official Slurpee of The Defense Force.]]

===Stephan Colbert's Americone Dream===
[[Image:Stevenamericone.jpg|thumb|center|Official Ice Cream of The Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==
These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to both Defense Force members and non-members who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ, iamcool and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''iamcool, Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''iamcool, Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

Bree's Dad

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to both Defense Force members and non-members who have worked with us to be warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

Defense force

2007-05-13T16:12:03Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*[[Colbertnationgirl]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')
===Official Mackerel Sushi Chef & Defense Force shadow===
*tenshiakui

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- ''a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Nikki Bower
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis-''a invisible watch that shots invisible missile that destroy ice burgs and saves a man painting a naked woman''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru - ''Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!''
*shadowofjustice - ''a combination of a dual sided sword, and a standard issues High Guard Force Lance''
*CRYISME - ''A boomstick and my nightwathcers guide''
*voyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Raspberry Lemonade Slurpee===
[[image:Raspberrylemslurpee.jpg|center|thumb|250px|Official Slurpee of The LG15 Defense Force.]]

===Stephan Colbert's Americone Dream===
[[Image:Stevenamericone.jpg|thumb|center|Official Ice Cream of The LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-05-11T03:50:57Z

71.82.91.170: /* Special Awards */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*[[Colbertnationgirl]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')
===Official Mackerel Sushi Chef & Defense Force shadow===
*tenshiakui

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- ''a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Nikki Bower
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis-''a invisible watch that shots invisible missile that destroy ice burgs and saves a man painting a naked woman''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru - ''Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!''
*shadowofjustice - ''a combination of a dual sided sword, and a standard issues High Guard Force Lance''
*CRYISME - ''A boomstick and my nightwathcers guide''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Raspberry Lemonade Slurpee===
[[image:Raspberrylemslurpee.jpg|center|thumb|250px|Official Slurpee of The LG15 Defense Force.]]

===Stephan Colbert's Americone Dream===
[[Image:Stevenamericone.jpg|thumb|center|Official Ice Cream of The LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-05-11T03:50:13Z

71.82.91.170: /* Diplomatic Loyalty Awards */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*[[Colbertnationgirl]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')
===Official Mackerel Sushi Chef & Defense Force shadow===
*tenshiakui

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- ''a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Nikki Bower
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis-''a invisible watch that shots invisible missile that destroy ice burgs and saves a man painting a naked woman''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru - ''Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!''
*shadowofjustice - ''a combination of a dual sided sword, and a standard issues High Guard Force Lance''
*CRYISME - ''A boomstick and my nightwathcers guide''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Raspberry Lemonade Slurpee===
[[image:Raspberrylemslurpee.jpg|center|thumb|250px|Official Slurpee of The LG15 Defense Force.]]

===Stephan Colbert's Americone Dream===
[[Image:Stevenamericone.jpg|thumb|center|Official Ice Cream of The LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Lurker Fan Club

2007-05-08T01:04:46Z

71.82.91.170: /* Member information: */

== Welcome to the Lurker Fan Club page ==

----

This club was created with one purpose in mind; to pay homage to one of the most extraordinarily intelligent (and loved) posters on the LG15 forums...Lurker.

If you are spellbound with the totally awesome Lurker, then you are welcome here.

As most of us know, Lurker has an incredible talent for analyzing information, and then breaking it down to where we lowly mortals can understand it. His logic and critical thinking abilities are beyond compare. All hail Lurker!

If you would like to join this club, simply add your name to the member list below. [http://lonelygirl15.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4095]

Lurker Fan Club thread:

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9929

----

== Member information: ==

Founder: longlostposter

Members:

*PolkadotConfederation
*Cloud_ax

----

== What do you love about Lurker? ==
*I love his amazing brainpower. He is incomparable when it comes to analyzing information and he is a wonderful friend.--longlostposter
----

== Memorable Lurker quotes and events: ==

== What would you like to say to Lurker? ==
*You the man!!--longlostposter

[[Category:Community portal]]

Danielbeast Defense Force

2007-05-04T02:22:11Z

71.82.91.170: /* Members */

==About the Danielbeast Defense Force==

===Purpose===

Defending Daniel against Taylor and other skanky wenches like Alex and Random girl.

===Current Members===

Consideration, Founder

colbertnationgirl

PolkadotConfederation

Aithne

longlostposter

Defense force

2007-04-19T04:40:42Z

71.82.91.170: /* Surveillance Videography Specialist */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*[[Colbertnationgirl]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')
===Official Mackerel Sushi Chef & Defense Force shadow===
*tenshiakui

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- ''a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat'' -on an extended leave of absence-
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Nikki Bower
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis-''a invisible watch that shots invisible missile that destroy ice burgs and saves a man painting a naked woman''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru - ''Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!''
*shadowofjustice - ''a combination of a dual sided sword, and a standard issues High Guard Force Lance''
*CRYISME - ''A boomstick and my nightwathcers guide''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-08T03:11:00Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- ''a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)''
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat'' -on an extended leave of absence-
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis-''a invisible watch that shots invisible missile that destroy ice burgs and saves a man painting a naked woman''
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru
*shadowofjustice - ''a combination of a dual sided sword, and a standard issues
High Guard Force Lance''
*CRYISME

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-07T00:48:52Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat'' -on leave of absence-
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis
*wintermute
*Brooklynxman - ''1. An Official O.p.A.p.h.i.d Ballistic missile launcher. 2. An official Bree-ray gun. Guaranteed to make your enemy’s as ignorant as the Scoobies, or no money back - it doesn’t work, it just makes people have an incredible urge to Prove Science Wrong! 3. An X-02 from Ace Combat 04,5, and Zero 4. The Rynocirator from R&C3 (more firepower then the Navy). 5. A quote: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn to see fear’s path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. 6. A big red easy button from Staples, for making it easy to defeat enemies.''
*Jamidru

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T21:15:34Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat'' -on leave of absence-
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis
*wintermute

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T21:15:13Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''-on leave of absence-
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis
*wintermute

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T14:30:05Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R- (''Randy'')

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis
*wintermute

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T00:37:00Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R-

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*xentis

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T00:23:27Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R-

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-06T00:23:11Z

71.82.91.170: /* Official Guard Dog */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart
===Surveillance Videography Specialist===
-R-

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*-R-

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-05T23:20:46Z

71.82.91.170: /* Official Village Idiots */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*Jamidru-weapon: Bladed Fans-Watch out Order!
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*-R-

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-05T15:34:10Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids
*-R-

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit jpg w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-03T14:53:58Z

71.82.91.170: /* Ambassador */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]
*colbertnationgirl

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-03T14:53:39Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-04-01T01:28:09Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Official Guard Dog===
*Stuart

===Defense Force Warriors===
*Nikki Bower
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*bunnyonsteroids

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax, ApotheosisAZ and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

== Forum Angel Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to be the most warm and welcoming towards newcomers!

'''Forum Archangels:'''

*CobertNationGirl

*Commander Cloud_Ax

*Jo_16_2

*ApotheosisAZ

'''Forum Angels'''
(In no particular order!)

*Kasdeja

*KilltheSmiley

*Ziola

*Longlostposter

*Lurker

(More are to be listed soon!)

Defense force

2007-03-26T23:24:04Z

71.82.91.170: /* Interrogation Specialist */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly
===Official Speech-Writer===
*lonelyelendi

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-03-25T22:29:50Z

71.82.91.170: /* Current Members/Weapons */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
===Interrogation Specialist===
*Kelly

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-03-25T21:59:45Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
**Actually, the first battle was on the video "Back at Bree's" and occured during the night. Unfortunately, the next day, there was still no new video. But the LG15 page was intact and safe, thanks to the fight the night before. Cloud_ax, mary, and mikel888 fought bravely.**

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
** and Fred, the worm - ''mud and an ant army''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather- ''pixie dust and a NERF bat''
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl
*Sin puppy - ''a reversed blade sword and massive one from the heavy metal series; specialty: attacking stupid bots''
*RaeRae - ''A vicious Lhasa apso, she will bravely attack and ruthlessly bite the ankles of any and all Watchers. Though, I think she would appreciate the occasional Scoobie snack as a thank you…''
*S.A.R.A.H. - ''A toy sword that goes “ching” “ching” when you move it and a hardbook edition of Edgar Allen Poe Works. Plus her dizzying wit of course.''
*kelly

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-03-03T07:09:06Z

71.82.91.170: /* Current Members/Weapons */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
===Official Village Idiot===
*Talon
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''

===Wit and Rhetoric Unit===
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-02-16T22:50:16Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[MarbellA]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui
*colbertnationgirl

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-02-12T23:33:22Z

71.82.91.170: /* Ambassador */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[MarbellA]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-02-10T06:47:30Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[MarbellA]]
*[[The user above is homosexual]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*Jamesyboy
*heather
*Iris2009
*nylon
*Crystal Chord
*Elphielives - ''stun gun and a VERY loud MEEEEEEEEEEP''
*tenshiakui

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo, ApotheosisAZ''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-24T17:22:03Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

'''Diplomatic Cabinet Members'''

*Gypsy

*Jess

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist - the mind to make wepons of KABOOM destruction to fight off the enemys of the LG15 defense force

===Official Defense Force Undercover Covert Graffiti Artist===
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy
*heather

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-21T21:30:22Z

71.82.91.170: /* science center members */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===Science Center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-21T21:30:04Z

71.82.91.170: /* science center members */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===science center members===
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*wickist

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-21T21:29:35Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===science center members===

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-21T21:29:19Z

71.82.91.170: /* Official Jester */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ
===science center members===

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-19T18:08:55Z

71.82.91.170: /* Commanding Officer/Founder */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax

===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-19T18:08:03Z

71.82.91.170: /* special ops/intelligence */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''

===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-19T18:07:51Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno- a fluffy poodle died purple with grape kool aid with a purple laser attached to his head and a purple shiny thing attached to its tail... the purple shiny thing induces tail-chasing, and said poodle chases his tail, shooting his purple laser in a deathly circle of doom! (said purple laser is only harmful to that which is orange. for reasons that must be kept confidential, the laser creates a chemical reaction in all that is orange that causes said orange object to turn purple and explode into exactly 1012 pieces and then all of the pieces melt into the ground. from that spot, a grape vine emerges to provide nourishment to those working for the advancement of purple.)
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-17T03:54:49Z

71.82.91.170: /* special ops/intelligence */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard
===Official Jester===
*ApotheosisAZ

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_2 - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-16T00:15:30Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport
*Jamesyboy

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-16T00:13:23Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity
*NikkiBowerReport

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet, RosieisWatching''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

Defense force

2007-01-15T00:00:56Z

71.82.91.170: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*[[Marbella]]

===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
*dwljk - ''a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan''
*Forgotten Purity

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''[[Marbella]], cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

== Diplomatic Loyalty Awards ==

These awards are presented by Ambassador [[Marbella]] to '''both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans''' who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

'''Highest Honors'''
[[image:chocandgrape.jpg]]

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

''Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7''

'''Grape Job!'''
[[image:mixedberrybundtcake.jpg]]

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

''Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo''

'''Honorable Mention Cupcake'''
[[image:cupcakegrape.jpg]]

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

''Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet''

'''Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:'''

''Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

''Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)''

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? '''PM Jess4298!'''

'''Heap O'Mackerel Award'''

[[image:heapomackerels.jpg]]

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

'''Current Award Recipients:'''

Gemma

'''Hmm.. We will see..'''

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

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