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Decision Time

2007-09-14T21:57:19Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the thirty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}
==Notes==
*Emma's injection patch looks a lot more diferent then Bree's.

A New Hope!!!

2007-09-11T22:24:59Z

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| date = September 11th, 2007
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| description = We're not afraid anymore, and we're definitely not running.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-ninth video of season two.

==Transcript==
"Jonas": We're still here. We're still in the Grand Canyon. Did you hear me?! We;re still in the grand canyon, WE'RE STILL HERE! Ha! We're still here, and we're not afraid of you. I can't believe I can say that, but we're NOT afraid of you. I don't know what happened on friday, I have no idea.. But something, something happened.. Emma did something. I think. All I know is that we were sorronded, and she jumped on one of those guy, he hit the ground really hard, and when I pulled her off.. He was dead, lifeless, without a wound, not a mark, nothing.. He was just dead. I know, I went back and I checked. So... I don't know what happened, I don't even know how it happened.. Or how he died, but let me ell you this. It was because Emma touched him. I'm convinced of it. And if it can happen once, then it can happen again. They took their little helicopters anf flew away. We haven't seen one sign of the order all week. Not one sign. So tell me guys, where are you? Where are you? Are you afraid? Are you scared? Are you afraid of us? Well you should be. Because for he first time I feel like we have more then time on our sides. We have my sister.

==Notes==
* the title is not a reference to star wars.

A New Hope!!!

2007-09-11T22:24:19Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-ninth video of season two.

==Transcript==
Jonas: We're still here. We're still in the Grand Canyon. Did you hear me?! We;re still in the grand canyon, WE'RE STILL HERE! Ha! We're still here, and we're not afraid of you. I can't believe I can say that, but we're NOT afraid of you. I don't know what happened on friday, I have no idea.. But something, something happened.. Emma did something. I think. All I know is that we were sorronded, and she jumped on one of those guy, he hit the ground really hard, and when I pulled her off.. He was dead, lifeless, without a wound, not a mark, nothing.. He was just dead. I know, I went back and I checked. So... I don't know what happened, I don't even know how it happened.. Or how he died, but let me ell you this. It was because Emma touched him. I'm convinced of it. And if it can happen once, then it can happen again. They took their little helicopters anf flew away. We haven't seen one sign of the order all week. Not one sign. So tell me guys, where are you? Where are you? Are you afraid? Are you scared? Are you afraid of us? Well you should be. Because for he first time I feel like we have more then time on our sides. We have my sister.

==Notes==
* the title is not a reference to star wars.

A New Hope!!!

2007-09-11T22:23:45Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-ninth video of season two.

==Transcript==
==Transcript==
Jonas: We're still here. We're still in the Grand Canyon. Did you hear me?! We;re still in the grand canyon, WE'RE STILL HERE! Ha! We're still here, and we're not afraid of you. I can't believe I can say that, but we're NOT afraid of you. I don't know what happened on friday, I have no idea.. But something, something happened.. Emma did something. I think. All I know is that we were sorronded, and she jumped on one of those guy, he hit the ground really hard, and when I pulled her off.. He was dead, lifeless, without a wound, not a mark, nothing.. He was just dead. I know, I went back and I checked. So... I don't know what happened, I don't even know how it happened.. Or how he died, but let me ell you this. It was because Emma touched him. I'm convinced of it. And if it can happen once, then it can happen again. They took their little helicopters anf flew away. We haven't seen one sign of the order all week. Not one sign. So tell me guys, where are you? Where are you? Are you afraid? Are you scared? Are you afraid of us? Well you should be. Because for he first time I feel like we have more then time on our sides. We have my sister.

==Notes==
* the title is not a reference to star wars.

A Family Affair

2007-08-25T22:57:57Z

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fourteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==

'''Jonas:''' (''Jonas is filming himself in his truck.'') Look, I've been-I've been angry lately. When I get angry, I do stupid things. Like, really stupid things. I still can't believe those fuckers came to my house and taped me yesterday. (''Cuts to filming a semi in the reflection of his side mirror.'') Ever since I saw the video, I just can't -- I can't sleep, I can't focus on anything else, and I --- I started thinking about the way my life was, you know, the way it used to be. A long time ago. (''Cuts to blurred shots out car window.'') Before all of this. Don't get me wrong, I do not trust these Resistance people. Not at all. (''Cuts back to Jonas in the vehicle.'') But, I figure if they can find my parents, then-- (''Cuts to shot of the outside of Jonas' parents house.'') What's the harm in me coming to talk to them, right? Oh, um, oh, also, I just really want to thank everyone out there from the bottom of my heart for helping me crack that -- that code from the Resistance video. I wouldn't be here without you. So, thank you.

'''Jonas:''' (''The front of Jonas' parent's house is seen.'') Woo. Ok! Ahem. Ok. Ok. I can do this. Woo. Here we go. (''Jonas enters through the gate.'') I can do this. Just gimme a minute. Fuck it. (''Rings doorbell.'') Ok, there's no going back now. Woo. Oh, man. Maybe they're not -- (''Door opens.'') Hi, dad. It's me, it's Jonas.

'''Mother:''' Sweetie, who's there?

'''Father:''' I think he has the wrong address.

'''Jonas:''' Mom...

'''Mother:''' Is there -- Can we help you with something?

'''Father:''' Just call the police.

'''Mother:''' Uh, can we help you?

'''Jonas:''' They don't remember me. (''Cuts to Jonas inside their house. His parents are whispering to each other behind him.'') Nothing. Uh -- Least they ... They invited me in. But, you know what? Here's the weird thing: my mom has this picture of me from when I was a kid. I know that she knows who I am somewhere, somewhere deep down. I know she knows who I am. Even if she doesn't remember exactly. I can just -- I can just feel it. (''Looks behind at his parents who are hugging each other.'') Ha. Ha. This is -- This is amazing.

'''Mother:''' Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah?

'''Mother:''' There's someone I'd like you to meet.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, okay.

'''Mother:''' Come on. (''She leads him to a room with music blasting from the inside. She knocks.'') Em? Emma? Can I come in?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay.

'''Mother:''' Can -- Can you just wait here a minute?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Mother:''' Just one moment.

'''Jonas:''' Sure.

'''Mother:''' I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' I'll be here.

'''Mother:''' Ha, ha. OK.

(''She enters the room. Jonas takes a glance at the camera. The door opens once more.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Mother:''' You can come in now.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Mother:''' Yeah. She's waiting.

'''Jonas:''' Thank you.

'''Mother:''' You're welcome.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs.'') Hi.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. I'm -- I'm Jonas.

'''Emma:''' I'm [[Emma]].

'''Jonas:''' Emma, nice to meet you.

'''Emma:''' Nice to meet you.

'''Jonas:''' So ... What?

'''Emma:''' (''Points to camera.'') Well, why do you have a camera?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Um, I'll tell you later.

'''Emma:''' Ok. (''They both laugh.'') Um, this is really weird for me. Um, oh my God. I have a brother. Who's holding a camera.

'''Jonas:''' I know! Well, yeah, I know. It's weird. And... I can put it -- I can put it down, if it makes you more feel more comfortable. I don't hafta. 'Cause I just kinda...

'''Emma:''' No! Actually I think it's actually kinda cool.

'''Jonas:''' Really?

'''Emma:''' Yeah, I do.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, me and you are going to get along.

'''Emma:''' Really? Why do you have that with you all the time?

'''Jonas:''' Kinda. yeah. It's like ... I'm going to put the camera down. I think it's ...

'''Emma:''' O --

'''Jonas:''' I'm going to put it down.

'''Emma:''' Ok.

(''The scene changes from Emma's room to her living room. They are playing charades.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, star! Star!

'''Emma:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What's it -- Star second? Number two? Star dancer? (''Emma makes plane sounds.'') Star planes! Star plane, right?

'''Emma:'''No! (''She makes gun sounds.'')

'''Mother:''' Star guns.

'''Jonas:''' Star guns. Star guns. (''They all laugh.'')

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Star wars! Star wars!

'''Emma:''' Yes! (''They all laugh. Mother and Jonas high Five.'')

'''Jonas:''' Yes!

'''Emma:''' Woo!

'''Jonas:''' That was -- That was great.

'''Mother:''' Yes. That was great.

'''Emma:''' Ok! Um...

'''Mother:''' Aw, I'm sorry, Emma. It's time for bed. (''Emma sighs. Mother laughs and Jonas groans.'')

'''Emma:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Well, it was really, really great meeting you. And I had a lot of fun.

'''Emma:''' I had a lot of fun with you too.

'''Jonas:''' Can I get a high five?

'''Emma:''' Aw, come here. (''They hug.'') Ok.

'''Jonas:''' Thanks.

'''Emma:''' Thanks.

'''Jonas:''' Bye.

'''Emma:''' Bye.

'''Mother:''' Bye, honey. Good night, sweetie.

'''Emma:''' Good night. Love you.

'''Mother:''' Sleep tight.

'''Emma:''' Ok. Bye. Good night.

'''Jonas:''' Good night, Emma.

'''Mother:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you: On Fridays we have guests coming over. It's just something that we do. You're welcome to stay.

'''Jonas:''' Really? Can I?

'''Mother:''' Yeah, I'd really like it if you stayed.

'''Jonas:''' I would love to stay.

'''Mother:''' Good. (''There's a knock at the door and the bell rings.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ah.

'''Mother:''' Oh, yeah! That's -- I'll -- I'll be right back.

'''Jonas:''' Ok, I'm going to go -- I'm going to go get ready.

'''Mother:''' Ok.

'''Jonas:''' What should I wear?

'''Mother:''' Exactly what you have on is perfect.

'''Jonas:''' (''They laugh.'') Ok. Perfect.

(''Jonas walks over to the table and sees candles arranged in an orderly fashion.'')

'''Mother:''' Hey! Come on in. I'd like you to meet someone. Jonas! These are our friends, Carl and Sonia.

'''Jonas:''' Oh my God. This is a joke.

'''Sonia:''' Hi, Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Mom! This isn't happening! No! This is not happening! This is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, what's the matter?

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening.

'''Mother:''' Jonas, please.

'''Jonas:''' Trust me, you gotta believe me that these people are not who they say they are. Listen to me! Listen to me!

'''Mother:''' Jonas! It's about --

'''Jonas:''' I know! No! No! No, I know that you just met me and it's confusing everything. But I know these people. I know them! You gotta believe me.

'''Mother:''' The religion of the Hymn of One is -- is about peace and love. Come sing with us. (''Jonas stares at her before getting up and walking towards the camera.'') Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' I can't do this. I can't do this.

'''Mother:''' Jonas! Wait.

(''The scene changes to Jonas filming from above the stairs and his parents, Sonia, Carl and Barb sit around the table holding hands. The Hymn of One melody plays.'')

'''Father:''' Each of us holds a part in the universal song within us. Let us gather hands and reach out and sing out.

'''Mother:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Barb:''' We gather our hands and sing out.

'''Sonia:''' We gather our hands and we sing out.

'''Carl:''' We gather our hands and ---

(''Jonas makes a creaking sound with his camera. All eyes turn to him from below.)

'''Carl:''' Jonas! Gather our hands and sing out.

'''Mother:''' Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' This is not happening!

'''All:''' Jonas, gather our hands and sing out.

(''The camera zooms closer to the floor and the scene becomes black. The Hymn of One music fades out.'')

==Notes==
*Jonas's parents disappeared in 2000. Jonas's sister, despite acting like a child, is clearly no younger than 13. The reason why she and Jonas never knew each other is not addressed in this video. She can't be any older than 7 for Jonas to have presumably not known of her, an age totally ruled out by the actress's appearance (though not necessarily her behavior, and the fact she even has a bed time.) Some fans speculate that she is adopted and will have a similar route like Bree and is a candidate for the Ceremony, though even her having been adopted at an older age does not explain her arrested development and Jonas's parents not remembering him for half the video.
*Besides [[lonelygirl15 Season 1 Recap]], this is the longest LG15 video to date.
*Some have wondered why Emma went to sleep on broad daylight.
*It is unclear weather or not Emma is part of the Hymn of One.

The Email

2007-08-22T18:33:47Z

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''(Daniel sits on floor beside bed, watching [[Daniel The Neanderthal]])''

'''Daniel''': Last summer- it's like a trillion light years away. I mean- you know what I mean. I mean just hanging back. I thought I was so cool. I was so in love with Bree. I was like a puppy dog. When I wasn't with her I'd be sitting around staring at the computer editing videos for her. Anything just to spend more time with her. Just to look at her again and again. If I wasn't doing that I would seriously just be sitting around thinking about her. God I was a wreck. Oh my God look at - Aw jeeze. I remember I wanted Bree to come to this party with me so bad.

''(Cuts to Daniel now seated on the floor in front of a computer chair)''

'''Daniel''': It's weird how Bree went from being, well, what I though at the time was the love of my life to being my best friend. We didn't even know each other that long. But I swear, it felt like forever. I mean, she got me in more ways than even I got myself.

''(Loud laughter is heard coming from the other room)''

'''Daniel''': Doofus. My attempt to get back into my so called normal life has just been ridiculous. I mean this is supposed to be my - Dude, that's my parents.

''(Daniel stands up and exits the frame)''

'''Daniel''': Hey can you all just turn it down for a minute. God.

''(A door is closed.)''

'''Daniel''': It's freakin' 12:30.

''(Daniel reenters the frame)''

'''Daniel''': It's 12:30 and they're out there playing drinking games and laughing insanely at stupid dog tricks on TV. You know something? I promise you right now I will never turn out like them.

''(Daniel reaches up to turn off the camera. Cut to Daniel drinking something clear from a glass, seated on his bed)''

'''Daniel''': You know what? I've learned a lot about myself over this last year. I know things got messed up. Bree died. She's dead and there's nothing I can do to bring her back. But what I can do is make sure that she didn't die in vain.

''(Cut to Daniel sitting in a computer chair)''

'''Daniel''': Look, Jonas. Dude, I know exactly how you feel. I don't know who we can trust. But we have to do something. Look if I was you, I would- Look for your parents! That's all I'm gonna say about that. But you should know by now, if you need my help, i'm here for you. So this is me doing ym part. I'm gonna open up Bree'e email.

(cuts to night vision scene)

==Notes==
*Given that the Man in Black showed up after the e-mail was opened, it is safe to assume his organization had access to the e-mail (to install the virus), and thus already knows what's inside. Deleting the mail also does not remove the virus from the computer, or makes it stop "transmitting". As such, all deleting the e-mail does is preventing Daniel and Jonas from reading it again.

Hey Dad

2007-08-21T17:55:34Z

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==Transcript==
(''Jonas enters the frame, kicks off his sandals, and washes his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, yeah. Those people in [[Remember Them?|the video on Friday]]... Hehehe. Those are [[Jonas's parents|my parents]]. And I bet-I bet-I know what y'all are thinking: that I'm going to go out and get 'em. Well, let me save you the suspense; not gonna happen.

(''Clip of Jonas continuing to wash his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' They've been out there and they've been alive for six years. Living some, hehe, fairy tale life. Well, I thought that they were- Well, I thought that they were dead. You know how that makes me feel? Screw you.

(''Jonas walks away from the camera and continues washing his car. The video cuts to Jonas sitting in a different area.'')

'''Jonas:''' And "[[LaRezisto|The Resistance]]"... I mean, who the- who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?! Hmph, I trust you. No, I do. I- I trust you. 'Cause I think it's obvious everybody knows that all you need is a camera and some snappy editing and you can get anybody to believe you. Well, I don't. I don't buy it. Besides, I failed, remember?

(''Cuts to Jonas walking with the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' There's no way I'm going back to them. No way. I'm just- Look, if they wanted to find me, then they could have found me. Who does that? Who just- Who disappears? Without a trace. I'm their son. (''a dog barks in the distance'') I'm their family.

(''Places camera down. He picks up three apples in the distance.'')

'''Jonas:''' Remember these, dad? We use to pick these in the afternoon. Do you remember? That was fun, huh?

(''Jonas throws apples to the right of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks for keeping in touch.

==Notes==
*This confirms that the people in the [[LaRezisto]] video, [[Remember Them?]], were, in fact, [[Jonas's parents]].
*Many fans have noticed that this video features [[water theme|water]] prominently, which may foreshadow danger for Jonas.
*Many have wondered why Jonas makes such angry remarks to his father, and not his mother.

Nothing More, Nothing Less

2007-08-15T02:49:30Z

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| description = Follow us to the Hymn of One.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the sixth video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Carl:''' My name is Carl, and I am a proud and happy brother of the [[Hymn of One]].

'''Sonia:''' My name is Sonia, and I am a proud and happy sister of the Hymn of One.

'''Carl:''' We have received messages questioning the ultimate purpose of our good faith, and the methods and practices used to achieve eternal happiness.

'''Sonia:''' Turn away those negative thoughts and voices. Follow us. We can show you the way to your eternal song.

'''Carl:''' The Hymn of One is a gathering of brothers and sisters walking the universal path to their eternal song. Nothing more, nothing less.

'''Sonia:''' Nothing more, nothing less.

'''Carl:''' Turn away, and follow.

'''Carl and Sonia:''' Follow us to your song. Follow us to the Hymn Of One.

(''Shot of hymnofone.org.'')

==Notes==
* If you take the fourth word from each sentence (not including the first 2), you have the words:
Messages, negative, one, less, follow, you.
if you re-arrange the words, you have: Follow your messages, one less negative.

Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 7 of 12 – 2 pm

2007-08-04T01:22:42Z

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Jonas: Okay, so we're here in this hanger because Daniel met Deep Throat in location number two, and she gave us this address. She also gave us a bunch of random numbers. (shouts) How's it going? (back to normal voice) Yeah, that's what I thought.
(Spencer exaimines the wall carefully)
Jonas: Daniel, sometimes the answer isn't the answer, man. 'Kay look at this place. I don't see any numbers, I don't see any doors, I don't see anything BUT A (daniel cuts him off)
Daniel: Just calm down!
Jonas: There's nothing here! Dude, we can all see this place is empty. God!..
(cuts to daniel)
Daniel: Well, as Jonas said, we're in this HUGE empty hanger, and we have no idea what we're doing. Which sucks. I mean, this is the right location, I know it is, it's just that.. Spencer thinks we're missing something. (shows spencer thinking and getting angry). And heh's probably right. And we still haven't heard from Sarah, so we're hoping that no news is good news. I won't lie- she's my friend. What I said before was ridiculous. My feelings are just.. Let's say complicated.
(cuts to Spencer)
Spencer: ...And eight massive engines with giant 17 repellers!
Tyler: Is it made of wood?
Spencer: And it weigh 300 thousand pounds!
Tyler: Shh! I think I just heard something. (checks).
Daniel: What? What'd you hear?
Tyler: Shh!
Jonas: Well it's prety echoy-y in here, it's probably just- it's probably just us.
Tyler: I don't think it was us.
Jonas: (shouting) LA LA LA LA!
Tyler: Jonas! That's not what I heard.
Jonas: I think I heard something to.
Spencer: You guys..
Tyler: Shh.
(spencer with a realizing look on his face)

Daniel: What, dude? Spence? Spence what are you doing? (Spencer takes out a pen and paper).
Spencer: The numbers.. Aren't numbers. They- To a combination.. Like we thought. 261.63 equals middle C. 493.88 equals middle B.
Tyler: Like frequencys..
Spencer: Yeah! 293.66 equals middle D. 392.00 equals middle G, and 3.998 refers to middle B again. C, B, D, G, B.. I don't get- I don't understand... Spence?
Spencer: They're musical notes. I can program these into my phone and.. And then we can hear it. (Holds phone). C B D G B.
{crashing is heard}
Daniel: What's that?
(12 in 12 logo is flashed on the screen)

Mission Beta

2007-07-19T16:14:36Z

72.137.125.147: /* Notes */

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'''Mission Beta''' is the two hundred thirty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' Okay, we're here for uh, Spencer's next phase of training. He brought us out here. He's training Daniel, let's take a look.

(''Camera pans to Daniel, who is in a "downward-dog" yoga position, and Spencer, who is standing nearby.'')

'''Daniel:''' How's this?

'''Spencer:''' Back straigher.

'''Daniel:''' How am I doing?

'''Jonas:''' Aw, don't worry about it, buddy.

'''Spencer:''' Straighten your back. No, it's wiki-yoga, Daniel, so everyone online can contribute tips to help get you in better form!

'''Jonas:''' You need better form.

'''Spencer:''' Yeah. Our friend Daniel is heavily engaged in the "downward-dog" position of yoga. I told him it's ''crucial'' to master this move, especially with his role in our mission to obtain the blood sample. Now, after this, he'll engage in a series of exercises used to challenge a man's serpentine coordination.

'''Text:''' Serpentine Coordination © Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer and Daniel doing yoga.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Bent oddly, crying in pain.'') Oh ho ho ho, baby.

'''Spencer:''' Nice. Nice!

'''Daniel:''' Ohmygod. Ohmygod.

'''Spencer:''' Nice! Hahahaha!

'''Daniel:''' Ohmygod.

(''Cuts to Spencer and Jonas holding up a limbo stick.'')

'''Jonas:''' If you get this one, Daniel, I think you might be ready for the '08 Olympics.

(''Daniel limbos under the stick.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oooh yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Gold medal!

'''Daniel:''' That's a gold.

'''Spencer:''' I taught him that form.

(''Cuts to Daniel, blindfolded, walking in a maze-like path of tape.'')

'''Spencer:''' So what's up with you and that Sarah girl? (''Daniel stops.'') Keep going! You still like her?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Spencer:''' But she's cute.

'''Daniel:''' Dude!!

'''Spencer:''' Relax! I'm training you to free your mind from outside distractions! Geez.

(''Daniel continues walking on the maze. When he finishes, Spencer begins jumping up and down victoriously. Daniel pulls off his blindfold and high fives Jonas.'')

'''Spencer:''' I've created a Gauntlet of sorts. This is a culmination of everything I've taught Daniel today, and now he's going to go through it.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, Gil. Don't you think we should have gunfire that should be shooting over his head or something? (''Spencer glares at the camera.'') That could make it more real.

'''Daniel:''' What?!

'''Spencer:''' No, no.

'''Jonas:''' I'm just saying.

'''Spencer:''' No. Ready, Daniel?

'''Text:''' The Gauntlet © Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' On your mark, get set...

'''Daniel:''' Alright.

'''Spencer:''' Go!

(''Daniel heads forward through the obsticle course, blindfolded.'')

'''Spencer:''' Straight. Right! (''Daniel heads right and bends backwards beneath a limbo bar which Spencer has held out for him.'') Left! (''Daniel turns left.'')

'''Jonas:''' He's all over the tape.

'''Spencer:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I just said, he was on the tape right there.

'''Spencer:''' He looked fine to me. Alright, stop! There is a bar four feet high, a rope one foot high, how do you get through it?

'''Jonas:''' Use your yoga sense, Daniel. Use your yoga sense.

(''Daniel climbs over the rope, but under the bar.'')

'''Spencer:''' No, if you're going to be joking I can't deal with this. (''Daniel suceeds in his task.'') Good! Good downward dog!! Now, cobra! Underneath the rope!

(''Daniel crawls under the rope.'')

'''Spencer:''' You're doing so well! One more task! Around. Step back one foot, one-and-a-half feet behind you, one foot off the ground. There's a rope! Backwards plough into the square! (''Daniel does so.'') Yes! You did it!! Congratulations.

(''He hands Daniel a trophy.'')

'''Spencer:''' Well earned, Danielbeast.

(''Daniel looks at the trophy and notices the female figure perched atop it.'')

'''Daniel:''' Is that a girl?

'''Spencer:''' Er, it might be.

'''Jonas:''' She looks cute though. And she's golden.

==Notes==
*The {{wikipedia|Adho_Mukha_Svanasana|downward dog}} is a popular yoga position. [[Sarah]] also [[Entertaining Myself|enjoys yoga]].
*[[Helicopter]]s can be heard near the end.
*Around 2:10 Jonas calls Spencer by a new nick-name, Gil, which is short for his surname, Gilman.
*This is the second time we've seen daniel work out with not to flattering socks.

No Trespassing

2007-05-03T22:41:52Z

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| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
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'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalia All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Sarah:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Bree:''' You can do that.

'''Sarah:''' So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window. Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends".''

==Notes==
* This is probably one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a reference to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPH-GPXOOs0 watch clip])
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[drunk|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]], and some might argue that that video confirmed the two as canon as a pair.
* Even though the blogger is listed as Bree, many of the characters operate the camera in this video.
* Since there was a rumor going on about something in the backround of the last video, many come to beleive it was the dog from this video.

Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)

2007-03-17T03:44:15Z

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| name = Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)
| number = 0155
| image = 0155-CarlAndSonyaPlotting.jpg
| caption = You can get her nephew's file...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 15th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=209 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = The party the other night was soooo fun... but I thought Jonas's video was kinda... ummm... biased. I filmed a bunch of stuff that he edited out. Anyways, it's kinda random but hope you like it.
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| actor = Cameos#Misi Lecube{{!}}Misi Lecube
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| actor = Cameos#Stephen Torres{{!}}Stephen Torres
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| actor = Cameos#Charlie North{{!}}Charlie North
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{{VidChar
| character = Alex
| actor = Bitsie Tulloch
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{{VidChar
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'''Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)''' is the one hundred fifty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' I'm going to try and mingle, I'm gonna talk to these people, see what they're all doing, let's go.

(''Daniel films some of the people in the room.'')

'''Daniel:''' So you're uh...you're...are you a rock star? Like, are you actually...

'''Musician:''' If you don't recognize me... (''unintelligible'') But seriously, you don't know my stuff... (''He shoos Daniel away.'')

'''Daniel:''' I'm sorry, dude, all right. Well, cheers.

(''The camera cuts to a shot of Claudia. Carl and Sonya are talking behind her.'')

'''Claudia:''' I'm Claudia. I'm from--

'''Daniel:''' Wait, is it CLAW-dee-uh or CLOUD-ee-uh?

'''Claudia:''' It's Claudia.

(''The camera cuts to a shot of Toby and Beth.'')

'''Alex:''' C'mere, I want you to meet Daniel, listen...

'''Toby:''' Hey Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up? You're... you're...

'''Toby:''' I'm Toby. Toby.

'''Daniel:''' You're Jonas' cousin?

'''Toby:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Toby:''' Yeah, you know, I haven't seen him since the funeral so, I just...

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you should talk to him!

'''Toby:''' Okay.

'''Daniel:''' You should.

(''The camera cuts away and pans over various people at the party.)

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up? What's your name, dude?

'''Seth:''' Seth.

'''Daniel:''' Seth? Hey, I'm Daniel.

'''Seth:''' Nice to meet you.

'''Daniel:''' Who's...

(''The camera cuts away. Daniel now stands alone and addresses the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' I want to show you one thing really quickly. This guy has more game than Jonas.

(''Daniel films the musician, who is now making out with various women, then cuts away to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''referring to Damien, who is wearing his jacket'') He stole my jacket. I don't know what to do.

'''Damien:''' Want it back or what?

'''Jonas:''' Well, yeah. (''Damien hands Jonas his jacket, but doesn't let go.'')

'''Damien:''' You want it? It's like a tug of war, come on!

'''Alex:''' Oh. My. God.

(''Jonas looks at the camera. Cut to Daniel near the food table. He picks up a chicken wing and takes a big bite.'')

'''Daniel:''' Mmmmmhmmhmmhhmm...

(''Cut to Jonas talking to Damien, who is checking him out.'')

'''Damien:''' So what are you doing later?

'''Jonas:''' Uhhh... nothing, really. I dunno. Probably just going to leave...

'''Damien:''' Really? With who? (''He nibbles suggestively on a cucumber (or something).'')

'''Jonas:''' My friend... (''Jonas attempts to escape.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, Jonas, we can hang out for a bit.

'''Damien:''' (''to Jonas'') You smell nice.

'''Daniel:''' He's very stiff like that.

'''Jonas:''' Thank you, I really appreciate that.

'''Alex:''' Okay, that's enough.

'''Damien:''' I've had a little too much to drink! It's so much fun. You look, you look fabulous.

'''Alex:''' I know, honey.

'''Damien:''' Just wanna eat you up like... (''He makes an exaggerated biting noise'')

'''Daniel:''' (''micheviously, to Damien'') Hey, where'd Jonas go?

'''Damien:''' That's a good question! Hey, I'll see you in a minute. (''He leaves in search of Jonas.'')

(''The camera cuts to a shot of Sonya and Carl talking'')

'''Carl:''' --party, so you could talk to Alex, so you could get in her nephew's file? (''It is unclear exactly what he says here. It's believed that he also said "Money" or "phone number, as well as other ideas.'')

'''Daniel:''' Hey, what's up?

'''Sonya:''' (''She notices Daniel.'') Oh, hi! Hi, I'm, I'm Sonya, I'm Alex's friend. (''Carl tugs on her arm, and she looks at him.'') What? (''She looks back at Daniel.'') I've been wanting to talk to you, your aunt has told me so much about you.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I don't know what to do, I don't know anybody here. I'm Jonas's--

'''Carl:''' So what was your name again? What was your name?

'''Daniel:''' Daniel.

'''Carl:''' Daniel? Hey, I got a question, dude.

'''Daniel:''' What's up, dude?

'''Carl:''' Do you, do you have a girlfriend or anything?

'''Daniel:''' Uhh...

'''Carl:''' I mean, can I go, can I go interrupt you talking to your-to your girlfriend?

'''Daniel:''' What? Are you serious?

'''Sonya:''' Oh, don't worry about that!

'''Carl:''' We were just-we were just talking and...

'''Daniel:''' All right, all right, enjoy your night.

'''Carl:''' No, no, no, no, it's cool. Just let me know-just let me know when you have a girlfriend, I'll come up and talk to you, all right?

(''The camera cuts away to a shot of Jonas, standing in a corner with a wine glass and rubbing his lips.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, this sucks. Take the camera, everybody freakin' hates me.

==Notes==
*This is the first time that we have seen a video whose theme matches the new ARG name, [[Parallax]]. "Parallax" is defined by the American Heritage Dictionary as "An apparent change in the direction of an object, caused by a change in observational position that provides a new line of sight."