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Bullet to the Head

2008-06-19T19:21:53Z

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| description = Jonas went INSANE!
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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' I don't know what Jonas plans to do. He won't say anything to me but I know it's gonna be rough. And don't get me wrong, I want Carl gone as much as anyone but (''To Jonas'') we're not murderers. Right? (''Turns camera to Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' We'll See. (''Jonas opens the door to Carl's room and sits down in front of Carl'') Well, Carl today's the big day. (''Taps gun a few times'') Cause I'm out of patience. But I do gotta say though, I'm kind of exicted.

'''Carl:''' Look, why don't you guys just let me go? Jonas, you're not gonna kill me.

'''Jonas:''' No. Nope, that's where you're wrong Carl. I am gonna kill you.

'''Daniel:''' Carl, just tell us what we wanna know. Anything. Come on man, we don't wanna kill you.

'''Jonas:''' Yes we do. I do. See I had a... an epiphany. Do you know what an epiphany is Carl? See, if he's not gonna, then talk he's worthless to us. (''Holds gun up to Carl's face'')

'''Daniel:''' Jonas... Carl, listen this is your last chance. Just give us something about [[Lord Carruthers|Carruthers]].

'''Carl:''' Okay. Carruthers financed the [[Salinas]] Campaign through [[Sacred Spirit]]. (''Looks at the camera, then at Jonas'')

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. And?

'''Carl:''' And it was millions. Carruthers is behind everything.

'''Jonas:''' Keep going.

'''Carl:''' And the plan was for Salinas to run for congress then governor then... Look, who knows what. Look, nothing happens without Carruthers. Look, now that [[Dr. William Porter|Porter's]] gone he's in charge.

'''Jonas:''' I'm sorry Carl. That just... (''Loads gun'') That just wasn't good enough. Do you got anything else?

'''Carl:''' I don't know anything else. I met him for the first time last week.

'''Daniel:''' And Gina?

'''Carl:''' Gina's gone, Daniel. Salinas took the body. Alright, you guys don't understand. [[The Order]] promised me everything I ever wanted and all I had to do was just... what ever they asked. I-I'm sorry, I didn't know what they were gonna do. I promise. (''Louder'') I promise, you guys.

(''Jonas cocks his gun''.)

'''Daniel:''' Jonas, can I talk to you for a second?

'''Jonas:''' (''Stands up'') Tell you what Carl. We'll be right back. (''Taps gun'') Don't go anywhere.

(''Jonas and Daniel walk out of room''.)

'''Jonas:''' This is bullshit.

'''Daniel:''' Why's it bullshit?

'''Jonas:''' Because he's not some stooge that was set-up.

'''Daniel:''' What if he is, huh? We can't kill him.

'''Jonas:''' He knew there was a contract on us and he knew where we were. He might as well pull the trigger himself. (''Pulls gun out of his pocket'') I'm settling this. (''Cut to Jonas standing next to Carl'') Why don't you give me a reason not to kill you, Carl?

'''Carl:''' (''Leans head back'') Okay. (''Swallows'') I know that you keep Bree's little purple puppet in a box under your bed.

'''Jonas:''' That's not true.

'''Carl:''' (''Chuckles'') Jonas. Jonas, Jonas, Jonas. Don't be so naive. Okay, I should have never mentioned anything about Carruthers. You know, what I realize now is someone's gonna kill me. Now whether it's you or them it doesn't matter.

'''Jonas:''' You're right. (''Holds gun to Carl's head'') It doesn't matter.

==Notes==
*Carl has accepted that he is going to die either by [[TAAG]] or by [[the Order]].
*The reference to [[Purple Monkey]] comes two years to the day that [[Bree]] introduced her.
*The title might come from a Rage Against the Machine song.

Procreating on Peyote

2008-03-14T18:23:47Z

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==Transcript==
'''Jennie:''' I found this rock on my hike today. (''Holds the rock up to the camera''.) Can- Can you see the symbol in the middle? It's "peyote". To- To the Huichol tribe, peyote is a gift from the gods. And it symbolizes the essence of life, health, and survival.

(''Cut to Jennie hiking. She stops and pans the camera up toward the sun''.)
"Tu". "Tu" is the Huichol's word for "sun." (''The camera pans to Jennie blocking the sunlight from her eyes with her hand''.) It's only nine in the morning and the "tu" is completely baking me. (''The camera pans back to the sun''.)

(''Scenes from Jennie's hike are shown''.)

Look, you should know that I'm very much a "live and let live" kind of person, okay? I mean, I couldn't very well study other cultures if I didn't respect their systems and beliefs. I film the [[Hymn of One]]'s rituals every day, part of my research on shared hallucination and religious communities. At some point over the last week, [[Sarah]] stopped rolling her eyes at all this stuff. I just never really pegged Sarah to be such a follower, you know? (''Drinks from her bottle of water''.) I thought she was more like me; an observer.

(''Cut to a panoramic view of the landscape''.) All of this land used to belong to the Huichol. (''Cut to Jennie walking down''.) They are one of only, like, two tribes that still practice the same lifestyles as pre-Columbian America. Which I love, because in this world of cells and computers and... (''Shrugs.'') Blogging... (''Laughs''.) It's just really cool to think that there are still people who exist in this world without all that [[Four-letter words|shit]].

(''Cut back to Jennie sitting in her tent''.)

I just found out online that this (''Holds up the rock''.) is a Huichol symbol for a sacred ceremony. Every year the Huichol tribe selects a group of women to harvest the peyote cacti. And only women can be chosen because they're the only ones considered worthy of handling it. Peyote is supposed to give you a sense of peace and a feeling of "oneness" with nature. I think the world that we live in needs a major dose of peyote right now.

If not the world, then at least [[Carl]]! (''laughs'') Carl on shrooms. No, no, no, no! Not shrooms. Carl on cacti.

Sarah ate breakfast with him and [[Chris]] yesterday. Now, is it just me or does Carl have, like, a black aura or something?

I've only got, like, thirty seconds left, but before I go, I want to leave you with two (''Holds up two fingers to the camera''.) things to think about. One: What is it about our society that leaves the power basically in the hands of men? I mean, I'm ''not'' saying kick out the guys. God, no. I-I just mean what up with the way things are, you know? And, second: If Carl were the last man on Earth, would you sleep with him? No, no scratch that. If Carl were the last man on Earth, would you even go on a date with him? Would you? Would you kiss Carl and his black aura? (''Makes a disgusted sound and laughs''.) Oh, I just made myself sick. Later, guys.

==Notes==
*This video brings more concern that Sarah is now brainwashed
*Between the story about the Peyote ceremonies and Jennie's questions about the world, there are several [[Feminist themes]] within.

Prey

2008-03-06T06:06:50Z

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==Transcript==
(''Sarah is in front of a store with tinted windows. Throughout the video, the wind often messes up her hair.'')

'''Sarah:''' Last night, things went a little nuts in the chat. First, Jonas says that we all need to stick together. Because he cares about us so much. You know, and that none of us should go anywhere. Then, he changes his mind, because--

(''Sarah does air quotes.'')

'''Sarah:''' We owe it to [[Gina]].

(''End air quotes.'')

'''Sarah:''' Meanwhile, [[Daniel]]'s had enough of following [[Jonas]] around. So, him and I are gonna stay behind, and [[Jennie]] and Jonas are gonna go with Gina, to find [[Bree's parents#Mother|Bree's mom]]. And that's how it went down.

(''Cut to Sarah outside of some stores near the rented house.'')

'''Sarah:''' Anyway, I'm gonna go and buy a new sketchpad because Gina stole mine.

(''Cut to Sarah walking frantically, presumably from the store, often looking back.'')

'''Sarah:''' You guys are never gonna believe what just happened. Okay, he-- he's looking for us. The Shadow. Okay, he was in there yesterday. This clerk comes up to me, this cute clerk, and I thought he was just trying to hit on me or something. And then he says this-- this strange guy, this "muscled-out psycho" was in there yesterday asking about us. Okay, he had photos of us. He had an eraser with the store's name on it. It's gotta be the one that Gina left behind at Bree's house. Shit. Okay, the clerk said that he didn't say anything about us, but I gotta get back to the house and warn everybody.

==Notes==
*This is the first time that we get to see the area surrounding the rented house.
*This video solves the mystery of the "erasor drop."

You Gotta Go

2008-03-04T18:50:06Z

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==Transcript==
(''Charlie pulls her car up to its parking spot in front of her flat''.)

'''Lee:''' Good driving, captain.

(''Charlie gets out of the car and looks up at her building''.)

'''Charlie:''' Home sweet home!

'''Lee:''' So, uh, maybe I could come in for a coffee? (''Grins''.)

'''Charlie:''' Not if your life depended on it, Lee.

'''Lee:''' Well, at least let me help take your bags upstairs.

'''Charlie:''' Suit yourself.

(''Lee energetically walks around the car. Cut to Lee wheeling Charlie's suitcase out of the lift. Charlie turns the camera on herself''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) I am absolutely knackered. We've just gotten back from our road trip, and I am ''dying'' for a bath. And a nice glass of wine. Or maybe three.

'''Lee:''' You got your key?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah.

(''Cut to Lee unlocking the door. Cut to Lee wheeling Charlie's suitcase into the flat. As they enter, Lee slows and looks back at the camera when he sees the flat a complete wreck. Nial is sitting on one couch, while Kyle is passed out on anoter''.)

'''Niall:''' Hey! Charlie-Charlie-Charlie! Chug, chug, chug! (''Hold up a bottle of liquor''.)

'''Kyle:''' Hey, Charl. How was your trip?

'''Charlie:''' Are you kidding me?

'''Kyle:''' Uh, what's up, babe?

'''Charlie:''' What, you mean apart from the apartment looking like a tramp spent holiday here, and it being filled with illegal lodgers ''again''?

'''Kyle:''' Oh, you know, I'm sorry. I'll clean it up in a m-

'''Charlie:''' Oh, is that because you're so handy with a brush? Isn't that what you said in [[2008 Will Not Suck|the interview]]? Look at the state of this place; you're an absolute liar! And this place seems to be full of a lot of plastic containers for someone who seems to be an environmental campaigner.

'''Kyle:''' Yeah, just give me-

'''Charlie:''' Was anything that you said in the interview true?

'''Kyle:''' Yes! You know, I'm a carpenter. Well, Carpenter's me surname.

(''Kyle and Niall laugh and Kyle drinks from a bottle of water''.)

'''Niall:''' Team for that.

'''Charlie:''' And will you get this moron out of here? Now?

'''Lee:''' Right. Right, come on now, it's time to go!

'''Kyle:''' What? Hold on, mate. This is my flat, too, you know?

'''Lee:''' Yeah, but it's not his, is it? (''Points to Niall''.)

'''Kyle:''' Who exactly are you?

'''Lee:''' I'm Lee Phillips from [[JustIncredible.TV]].

'''Kyle:''' What the-?

'''Charlie:''' Alright. I-

'''Kyle:''' Just who is that?

'''Charlie:''' No, I am gonna go and have a bath, and by the time I get out, Niall better be out of here, and this place better be stupidly clean.

'''Kyle:''' Hang on, hang on-

'''Charlie:''' That's it!

'''Kyle:''' C'mon, mate...

'''Lee:''' 'Kay, I'll put your bags in your bedroom, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Thanks, Lee.

(''Lee goes into Charlie's room and Charlie walks to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Charlie finds vomit and cigar butts in the sink''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh! For fu- This is disgusting!

(''Pans to the toilet, which is filled with dark brown liquid. Charlie pulls back the shower curtain and finds remnants of takeout splayed out in the bathtub''.)

'''Charlie:''' Oh! That is disgusting! KYLE!!

(''Charlie stomps back into the main room, where Kyle is attempting to clean''.)

'''Charlie:''' Get out.

'''Kyle:''' what?

'''Charlie:''' Get out now.

'''Kyle:''' Oh, come on, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' No, this just isn't gonna work, okay? You can come and collect your things tomorrow, but if you're not gone in five minutes I think I'm gonna have to cut your balls off. Now.

'''Kyle:''' Jesus Christ, man!

'''Charlie:''' Now. Come on, get out. No.

(''Kyle walks toward the door; Lee is standing outside of Charlie's room''.)

'''Kyle:''' But Charlie...

'''Lee:''' Here's your jacket, there's your shoes. (''Hands Kyle his jacket and shoes''.) Go.

'''Kyle:''' What? Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Excellent. And you, too. (''Grabs Niall and pulls him to his feet''.)

'''Niall:''' What's going on?

'''Charlie:''' Don't; you're out.

(''Lee gestures toward the door as Charlie shoves Kyle and Niall into the front hall''.)

'''Charlie:''' Get out!

'''Kyle:''' Whoah, Charlie!

'''Charlie:''' Both of you!

'''Kyle:''' Come on, man...

'''Charlie:''' To the door.

'''Kyle:''' But I thought we had this thing going.

'''Charlie:''' What thing?

(''Charlie shoves Kyle out of the door. Lee slams it shut and locks it. Lee makes a sound of relief and Charlie heads back into the main room''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) I'm gonna have to interview a load more new roommates for the flat. I ''so'' can't be arsed. Lee, can you hold this for me?

(''Lee takes the camera from Charlie''.)

'''Lee:''' May-maybe I could move in. (''Charlie gives Lee and incredulous look''.) Oh, come on. I'd be a much better flatmate than the other two. (''Charlie grabs a letter from the coffee table''.) Be a lot tidier. (''Charlie opens the letter''.) What's that?

(''Charlie looks over the letter and groans''.)

'''Charlie:''' It says I've been evicted.

'''Lee:''' Oh. Why?

'''Charlie:''' It says I've been reported for, uh, illegally subletting the flat to multiple Australians and I've broken fire regulations by having so many people stay here. Apparently they came around last week when I was away. That bastard Kyle; I could kill him!

'''Lee:''' Oh, cripes, Charlie, I'm sorry. Hey, at least you're not gonna have to look for a new flatmate now. (''Giggles''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''Sighs''.) Just get out, Lee. Please?

==Notes==

Born to Run

2008-02-28T04:54:33Z

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==Transcript==
(''Daniel, Jennie, and Jonas are packing bags inside the cabin.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''voice over'') We had no choice. (''Gina folds clothes and packs them'') We had to leave the cabin.

(''Sarah is seen folding and packing clothes. She looks up and closes the door. Cut to Jonas sitting in a parking lot.'')

'''Jonas:''' See, yesterday we were all down at the diner.

(''Cut to Jonas, Sarah, and Gina walking in a parking lot.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''voice over'') Daniel was filming, and...

(''Sarah jumps on Jonas's back.'')

'''Jonas:''' What are you doing? Aah! My nose!

(''Sarah laughs.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh, are you okay?

'''Jonas:''' (''voice over'') Things were finally settling down. (''Jonas puts Sarah down'') Getting comfortable.

(''Cut to Jonas talking to the camera''.)

'''Jonas:''' And you know, for the first time we were all actually getting along together... Thanks.

(''Jennie joins Jonas and hands him a coffee.'')

'''Jennie:''' Hi guys.

'''Jonas:''' Here's the thing. (''takes a sip of coffee'') We went back to the cabin and we watched the footage and we realized...

(''Cut back to the footage from the parking lot. Daniel shakes his head at the camera while Sarah and Jonas are mock-sparring.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''voice over'') There was a problem. We missed something. (''The footage rewinds to where Daniel shakes his head.'') Someone was standing the background. Watching us.

(''Video zooms in on Shadow hiding behind the dumpster. Cut back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' You know, I thought I recognized that guy from the ceremony, but I wasn't sure, and then, Gina confirmed it. He's William Porter's... he's [[William Porter]]'s shadow. How could we be so careless? We're up there partying, having a good ol' time, you know, like we're safe or something-

'''Jennie:''' Jonas, come on.

'''Jonas:''' No! I mean, 'cause now we're back on the road. Running. Nothing's changed.

(''Jonas gets up. Cut to Jonas pacing next to a fence and Jennie facing the camera.'')

'''Jennie:''' This isn't anyone's fault. The thing is, we don't know why William Porter's shadow is following us. I mean... I don't know, aren't shadows supposed to stay with their [[elder]]s? To protect them? But... what happens to a shadow when it's elder is dead?

(''Cut to a black and white image of William Porter's shadow.'')

'''Jennie:''' (''voice over'') And we killed the elder.

==Notes==
*The shadow may be following [[TAAG]] to avenge his dead elder, William Porter.
*The title of this video may be a reference to the Bruce Springsteen song by the same name.
*Jonas and Daniel are wearing [[cap|caps]].
*Gina is seen wearing a hot pink lei, similar to [[Bree]]'s [[Hot pink feather boa|boa]].

Am I A Murderer?

2007-12-20T20:08:35Z

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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
In Mexican culture, the most common way of introducing yourself is by using the "Me llamo [name]" formulation, rather than "Me nombre es [name]." Especially for someone trying to gain trust and exhibit bedside manner, the latter is considered to be much more stilted and formal.

"Assassino" is not appropriate when used towards Jennie- as Jennie is a female, Juanita would be calling her "assassina." The Lullaby Project is masculine- "el proyecto" for "project"- but it would be strange to call the Project a murderer.

Tired of B*tches

2007-12-19T19:45:50Z

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| caption = Kissing my teacher was awesome!! In fact, I did it twice! ...Or did I?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = December 18, 2007
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| length = 2:18
| description = Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous.
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==Transcript==
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(''Daniel sighs'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, [[Sarah]]. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that [[Free Love|last posting]] of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those [[Hymn of One|Hymn of Oners]] and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe ''I'' would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and ''yesterday'', I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go.

(''moves hands up, saying, "Wah!"'')

'''Mallory:''' I hate having to talk to you like this. I wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person.

(''Daniel whistles'')

'''Daniel:''' Blah, blah, blah! (''gets closer to the camera'') Let's get to the good stuff.

(''Mallory's video is fast forwarded then stops'')

'''Mallory:''' (''singing'') Rain drops all day and fleas on my kitten; emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written; apologies that I have sent you too late: these are a few of the things that I hate. left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt; whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt; kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate: these are a few of the things that I hate. When the sun shines, when dessert's great, when I'm feeling glad, I simply remember you won't talk to me, and then I do feel...so...bad.

(''Mallory's video ends'')

'''Daniel:''' Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. [[Jennie]], if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta [[Lullaby Project|there]]. (''hold out hands'') Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (''sighs'') Well, what I said before about chicks, (''hold out a hand to mean Jennie'') I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now. (''makes peace sign before ending video'')

==Notes==

Worth The Wait?

2007-08-01T17:38:01Z

72.179.14.92: /* Transcript */

{{Maddison
| series = lofisyndicate
| name = Worth The Wait?
| number = 006
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = lofisyndicate
| date = July 31, 2007
| url = {{youtube|Q3lCSLT-V9g}}
| description = 15OVER15:
We've been here for an hour now, but still can't find the doorbell. Rachel's asking questions, and I don't blame her. I can't keep making up answers on the fly. I think I should tell her what little I know.

It's too dangerous to wait around much longer, so I'm posting this via live upload.

Hopefully we'll see or hear from you soon?

xoxox,

Linc
| song =
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|opaphid|tachyon|linc|lofisyndicate|redearth|rachel|live|upload}}
| cast =
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{{VidChar|Redearth{{!}}Rachel|}}
{{VidChar|OpAphid|}}
| Previous = Cut To The Chase
| Next =
}}
'''Worth The Wait?''' is the sixth video in the [[lofisyndicate]] video series, a component of the [[Maddison Atkins]] [[ARG]].

==Transcript==
(''Rachel and Linc are standing in a dark alley. Rachel is leaning on Linc's car.'')

'''Linc:''' Okay, Mr. [[15over15]], I'm doing a live upload. This is where we are... right now. So, come and get us.

'''Rachel:''' How do you even know that we have the right spot?

'''Linc:''' We have the right spot. This is where they sent us, this is where we are, this is where they're gonna come and pick us up.

'''Rachel:''' (''Obviously frustrated'') Who is this "they?"

'''Linc:''' (''Off-camera'') It's a stupid nickname, I don't know. Fucking fraction, 15over15's one, so I don't... aah, I don't know. (''whispers'') Damn it. (''back to a regular voice'') We're gonna stay here. This is where they sent us. They've been protecting us up to this point. There's no reason for them to bail on us now.

'''Rachel:''' So, I'm just supposed to wait here?

'''Linc:''' Yes, the smart play is to wait here. The smart play is to not go anywhere.

(''Rachel goes off-camera and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Oh, where are you going?

(''Camera pans to reveal that Rachel is walking toward a tunnel. She turns around and looks at Linc.'')

'''Rachel:''' (''as she raises her arms in frustration'') Somewhere!

(''She turns back around and continues walking toward the tunnel.'')

'''Linc:''' I need you to trust me.

(''Rachel turns around again.'')

'''Rachel:''' I'm supposed to just trust you? I don't even know who you are! You brought me to this fucked-up tunnel!

'''Linc:''' (''sighs'') Please have a little patience.

(''Rachel and Linc have reached the beginning of the tunnel.'')

'''Rachel:''' Well, maybe I would be better off at this point without you!

'''Linc:''' Ha ha, with Mr. Blank Face and the guy with the syringe?

'''Rachel:''' What's that supposed to mean?

'''Linc:''' I have no clue. Ok, well, um...

'''Rachel:''' Are we seriously just gonna stand herel?

'''Linc:''' Yes, we're gonna stand here, because we walk to the cops, we walk home, who's to say we won't be followed? I know [[Brother|the guy]] who backed us up earlier. Trusting him is the best idea I've got.

'''Rachel:''' Well, I've got a better idea.

'''Linc:''' Oh, what's that--

(''Rachel turns down the tunnel and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Wait!

(''Rachel stops and turns around, furious.'')

'''Rachel:''' What?!

'''Linc:''' Just wait.

'''Rachel:''' What? I can't even trust you! I don't even know who you are!

(''Linc gradually gets to where Rachel is standing.'')

'''Rachel:''' Why do you keep following me?

'''Linc:''' Look, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but I really need you to keep an open mind, okay? I'm not clear on the specifics, but... that day [[Inside The Clinic|in the clinic]]... you don't really remember it, do you?

(''Camera turns around, and Rachel is nowhere to be seen.'')

'''Linc:''' Rachel?

(''A scary noise is heard, and the camera turns back around. [[OpAphid]], as seen in [[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]], is seen as smoke blows up from the ground. Camera turns to the left, and another frightening image of OpAphid is seen. Linc then falls to the ground.'')

'''OpAphid:''' Oh dear.

==Notes==
*There are two theories about what happened with OpAphid.
**The concensus is that Rachel and Linc were gassed, fell to the floor, and OpAphid hijacked the live video feed.
**Another popular theory is that OpAphid is a supernatural being.

[[Category:Dehteraew and Lofisyndicate's blogs]]

Worth The Wait?

2007-08-01T17:33:37Z

72.179.14.92: /* Transcript */

{{Maddison
| series = lofisyndicate
| name = Worth The Wait?
| number = 006
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = lofisyndicate
| date = July 31, 2007
| url = {{youtube|Q3lCSLT-V9g}}
| description = 15OVER15:
We've been here for an hour now, but still can't find the doorbell. Rachel's asking questions, and I don't blame her. I can't keep making up answers on the fly. I think I should tell her what little I know.

It's too dangerous to wait around much longer, so I'm posting this via live upload.

Hopefully we'll see or hear from you soon?

xoxox,

Linc
| song =
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|opaphid|tachyon|linc|lofisyndicate|redearth|rachel|live|upload}}
| cast =
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{{VidChar|Redearth{{!}}Rachel|}}
{{VidChar|OpAphid|}}
| Previous = Cut To The Chase
| Next =
}}
'''Worth The Wait?''' is the sixth video in the [[lofisyndicate]] video series, a component of the [[Maddison Atkins]] [[ARG]].

==Transcript==
(''Rachel and Linc are standing in a dark alley. Rachel is leaning on Linc's car.'')

'''Linc:''' Okay, Mr. [[15over15]], I'm doing a live upload. This is where we are... right now. So, come and get us.

'''Rachel:''' How do you even know that we have the right spot?

'''Linc:''' We have the right spot. This is where they sent us, this is where we are, this is where they're gonna come and pick us up.

'''Rachel:''' (''Obviously frustrated'') Who is this "they?"

'''Linc:''' (''Off-camera'') It's a stupid nickname, I don't know. Fucking fraction, 15over15's one, so I don't... aah, I don't know. (''whispers'') Damn it. (''back to a regular voice'') We're gonna stay here. This is where they sent us. They've been protecting us up to this point. There's no reason for them to bail on us now.

'''Rachel:''' So, I'm just supposed to wait here?

'''Linc:''' Yes, the smart way is to wait here. The smart way is to not go anywhere.

(''Rachel goes off-camera and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Oh, where are you going?

(''Camera pans to reveal that Rachel is walking toward a tunnel. She turns around and looks at Linc.'')

'''Rachel:''' (''as she raises her arms in frustration'') Somewhere!

(''She turns back around and continues walking toward the tunnel.'')

'''Linc:''' I need you to trust me.

(''Rachel turns around again.'')

'''Rachel:''' I'm supposed to trust you? I don't even know who you are! You brought me to this fucked-up tunnel!

'''Linc:''' (''sighs'') Please have a little patience.

(''Rachel and Linc have reached the beginning of the tunnel.'')

'''Rachel:''' Well, maybe I would be better off at this point without you!

'''Linc:''' Ha ha ha, with Mr. Blank Face and the guy with the syringe?

'''Rachel:''' What's that supposed to mean?

'''Linc:''' I don't know. Look, well, um...

'''Rachel:''' Are we just gonna stand here in this tunnel?

'''Linc:''' Yes, we're gonna stand here, because we walk to the cops, we walk home, who's to say we won't be followed? I know [[Brother|the guy]] who backed us up earlier. Trusting him is the best idea I've got.

'''Rachel:''' Well, I've got a better idea.

'''Linc:''' Oh, what's that--

(''Rachel turns down the tunnel and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Wait!

(''Rachel stops and turns around, furious.'')

'''Rachel:''' What?!

'''Linc:''' Wait.

'''Rachel:''' What? I can't even trust you! I don't even know who you are!

(''Linc gradually gets to where Rachel is standing.'')

'''Rachel:''' Why do you keep following me?

'''Linc:''' Look, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but I really need to get it off my mind, okay? I'm not going to go into the specifics, but... that day [[Inside The Clinic|in the clinic]]... you don't really remember it, do you?

(''Camera turns around, and Rachel is nowhere to be seen.'')

'''Linc:''' Rachel?

(''A scary noise is heard, and the camera turns back around. [[OpAphid]], as seen in [[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]], is seen as smoke blows up from the ground. Camera turns to the left, and another frightening image of OpAphid is seen. Linc then falls to the ground.'')

'''OpAphid:''' Oh dear.

==Notes==
*There are two theories about what happened with OpAphid.
**The concensus is that Rachel and Linc were gassed, fell to the floor, and OpAphid hijacked the live video feed.
**Another popular theory is that OpAphid is a supernatural being.

[[Category:Dehteraew and Lofisyndicate's blogs]]

Worth The Wait?

2007-08-01T17:32:48Z

72.179.14.92: /* Transcript */

{{Maddison
| series = lofisyndicate
| name = Worth The Wait?
| number = 006
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = lofisyndicate
| date = July 31, 2007
| url = {{youtube|Q3lCSLT-V9g}}
| description = 15OVER15:
We've been here for an hour now, but still can't find the doorbell. Rachel's asking questions, and I don't blame her. I can't keep making up answers on the fly. I think I should tell her what little I know.

It's too dangerous to wait around much longer, so I'm posting this via live upload.

Hopefully we'll see or hear from you soon?

xoxox,

Linc
| song =
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|opaphid|tachyon|linc|lofisyndicate|redearth|rachel|live|upload}}
| cast =
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{{VidChar|Redearth{{!}}Rachel|}}
{{VidChar|OpAphid|}}
| Previous = Cut To The Chase
| Next =
}}
'''Worth The Wait?''' is the sixth video in the [[lofisyndicate]] video series, a component of the [[Maddison Atkins]] [[ARG]].

==Transcript==
(''Rachel and Linc are standing in a dark alley. Rachel is leaning on Linc's car.'')

'''Linc:''' Okay, Mr. [[15over15]], I'm doing a live upload. This is where we are... right now. So, come and get us.

'''Rachel:''' How do you even know that we have the right spot?

'''Linc:''' We have the right spot. This is where they sent us, this is where we are, this is where they're gonna come and pick us up.

'''Rachel:''' (''Obviously frustrated'') Who is this "they?"

'''Linc:''' (''Off-camera'') It's a stupid nickname, I don't know. Fucking fraction, 15over15's one, so I don't... aah, I don't know. (''whispers'') Damn it. (''back to a regular voice'') We're gonna stay here. This is where they sent us. They've been protecting us up to this point. There's no reason for them to bail on us now.

'''Rachel:''' So, I'm just supposed to wait here?

'''Linc:''' Yes, the smart way is to wait here. The smart way is to not go anywhere.

(''Rachel goes off-camera and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Oh, wehre are you going?

(''Camera pans to reveal that Rachel is walking toward a tunnel. She turns around and looks at Linc.'')

'''Rachel:''' (''as she raises her arms in frustration'') Somewhere!

(''She turns back around and continues walking toward the tunnel.'')

'''Linc:''' I need you to trust me.

(''Rachel turns around again.'')

'''Rachel:''' I'm supposed to trust you? I don't even know who you are! You brought me to this fucked-up tunnel!

'''Linc:''' (''sighs'') Please have a little patience.

(''Rachel and Linc have reached the beginning of the tunnel.'')

'''Rachel:''' Well, maybe I would be better off at this point without you!

'''Linc:''' (''unintelligible'')

'''Rachel:''' (''unintelligible'')

'''Linc:''' I don't know. Look, well, um...

'''Rachel:''' Are we just gonna stand here in this tunnel?

'''Linc:''' Yes, we're gonna stand here, because we walk to the cops, we walk home, who's to say we won't be followed? I know [[Brother|the guy]] who backed us up earlier. Trusting him is the best idea I've got.

'''Rachel:''' Well, I've got a better idea.

'''Linc:''' Oh, what's that--

(''Rachel turns down the tunnel and starts walking away from Linc.'')

'''Linc:''' Wait!

(''Rachel stops and turns around, furious.'')

'''Rachel:''' What?!

'''Linc:''' Wait.

'''Rachel:''' What? I can't even trust you! I don't even know who you are!

(''Linc gradually gets to where Rachel is standing.'')

'''Rachel:''' Why do you keep following me?

'''Linc:''' Look, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but I really need to get it off my mind, okay? I'm not going to go into the specifics, but... that day [[Inside The Clinic|in the clinic]]... you don't really remember it, do you?

(''Camera turns around, and Rachel is nowhere to be seen.'')

'''Linc:''' Rachel?

(''A scary noise is heard, and the camera turns back around. [[OpAphid]], as seen in [[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]], is seen as smoke blows up from the ground. Camera turns to the left, and another frightening image of OpAphid is seen. Linc then falls to the ground.'')

'''OpAphid:''' Oh dear.

==Notes==
*There are two theories about what happened with OpAphid.
**The concensus is that Rachel and Linc were gassed, fell to the floor, and OpAphid hijacked the live video feed.
**Another popular theory is that OpAphid is a supernatural being.

[[Category:Dehteraew and Lofisyndicate's blogs]]

Mission Gamma

2007-07-20T22:17:46Z

72.179.14.92: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0236
| image = 0236-TaylorAndSpencerCloseUp.jpg
| caption = Our troops are ready. Tomorrow is a big day!
| blogger = Sarah
| date = July 19th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|297}}
| forumid = 12451
| length = 2:23
| description = Mission Gamma. Third step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah}}


| execprod =
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| song = "Moonrise" by Yongen

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{{VidChar|Spencer}}

| Previous = Mission Beta
| Next =

| PreviousB = Dude Back Off
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =

}}
'''Mission Gamma''' is the two hundred thirty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' So Spencer brought us here for Project Gamma. He said getting Taylor in this environment would get her "in the zone," or something like that. Have a look.

(''Camera pans to reveal that Taylor and Spencer are on a soccer field, Taylor is wearing her soccer uniform and Spencer is wearing soccer clothes as well. Taylor is sitting on the ground, focused on a computer game.'')

'''Spencer:''' Now, I know what you're thinking. Shouldn't we be preparing for the mission? Well, we are. Taylor is the eyes and ears of this operation, which means she must be efficient at solving mazes.

'''Taylor:''' Like a rat.

'''Spencer:''' No! She's mastering such classics as Frogger, PacMan, Dig Dug, Centipede, etc, etc, etc.

'''Sarah:''' What a strange little man.

(''Spencer crouches down next to Taylor and her computer.'')

'''Spencer:''' How'd you do?

'''Taylor:''' Not so good.

'''Spencer:''' You're right. Pretty slow. Ah, don't worry about it. I got the perfect solution for you.

'''Text:''' Magic Gummy Games © Spencer Gilman

(''Spencer brings over a bag of sour gummi worms to Taylor.'')

'''Spencer:''' Trust me, these things are like magic, they work for me every time. (''Taylor eats a worm.'') There you go! Left! Right! Have another. (''He hands her another.'') Watch out for the ghost!

'''Taylor:''' Oh my god!

'''Spencer:''' Wait...

'''Taylor:''' No wait, what do I do here?

'''Spencer:''' Eat! Eat!! Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Wait wait wait.

(''Taylor stands.'')

'''Spencer:''' Eat the dots!

'''Taylor:''' Right or left? Right or left?!

'''Spencer:''' Left!

'''Taylor:''' No way!

'''Spencer:''' Right!

'''Taylor:''' I can't! It's not moving! Oh my god, help! Wait.. wait! YES! High five!!

(''They start leaping up and down in excitement. Camera pans back to Sarah.'')

'''Sarah:''' I think my sister just met her future husband. That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.

(''Sarah sings "The Star Spangled Banner" in a croaky voice in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' Mission Gamma is complete. Job well done Taylor!

(''He hands her a trophy.'')

'''Taylor:''' It's soccer!

'''Spencer:''' Hm, yeah, got it for you! It's been a long week! But our missions are complete and our troops are ready. Tomorrow is a big day!

'''Text:''' Training Complete © Spencer Gilman

==Notes==
* In spite of the fact that Sarah sings poorly in this video, [[Alexandra Dreyfus]] is a classically trained opera singer, and probably has a very lovely voice.
* The "Star Spangled Banner" is the United States National Anthem, and is often played at sports games throughout the country.
* Sarah saying "Project Gamma" is obviously not correct. This may be scripted as Sarah's carelessness, or a mistake made by Alexandra.
* This is the first video by Sarah to ever be uploaded on the Lonelygirl15 [[YouTube]] account.
* This video once again re-opens the idea of a relationship interest between [[Relationships#Taylor_and_Spencer|Spencer and Taylor]] due to the fact that Sarah makes a comment about Taylor finding her future husband. Also, despite the fact that all the other trophies were far from appropriate—Daniel's trophy, for instance, was of a girl—Spencer gives Taylor a soccer trophy which he says he got specifically for her.

Mission Beta

2007-07-20T00:37:31Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0235
| image = 0235-Alpha beta.JPG
| caption = She's golden!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = July 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|296}}
| forumid = 12408
| length = 3:31
| description = Second Step...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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{{VidChar|Spencer}}

| Previous = Mission Alpha
| Next =

| PreviousB =
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'''Mission Beta''' is the two hundred thirty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' Okay, we're here for uh, Spencer's next phase of training. He brought us out here. He's training Daniel, let's take a look.

(''Camera pans to Daniel, who is in a "downward-dog" yoga position, and Spencer, who is standing nearby.'')

'''Daniel:''' How's this?

'''Spencer:''' Back straigher.

'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna kill you!

'''Jonas:''' Aw, don't worry about it, buddy.

'''Spencer:''' Straighten your back. No, it's wiki-yoga, Daniel, so everyone online can contribute tips to help get you in better form!

'''Jonas:''' You need better form.

'''Spencer:''' Yeah. Our friend Daniel is heavily engaged in the "downward-dog" position of yoga. I told him it's ''crucial'' to master this move, especially with his role in our mission to obtain the blood sample. Now, after this, he'll engage in a series of exercises used to challenge a man's serpentine coordination.

'''Text:''' Serpentine Coordination © Spencer Gilman

(''Musical montage of Spencer and Daniel doing yoga.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Bent oddly, crying in pain.'') Oh ho ho ho, baby.

'''Spencer:''' Nice. Nice!

'''Daniel:''' Ohmygod. Ohmygod.

'''Spencer:''' Nice! Hahahaha!

'''Daniel:''' Ohmygod.

(''Cuts to Spencer and Jonas holding up a limbo stick.'')

'''Jonas:''' If you get this one, Daniel, I think you might be ready for the '08 Olympics.

(''Daniel limbos under the stick.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oooh yeah!

'''Jonas:''' Gold medal!

'''Daniel:''' That's a gold.

'''Spencer:''' I taught him that form.

(''Cuts to Daniel, blindfolded, walking in a maze-like path of tape.'')

'''Spencer:''' So what's up with you and that Sarah girl? (''Daniel stops.'') Keep going! You still like her?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Spencer:''' But she's cute.

'''Daniel:''' Dude!!

'''Spencer:''' Relax! I'm training you to free your mind from outside distractions! Geez.

(''Daniel continues walking on the maze. When he finishes, Spencer begins jumping up and down victoriously. Daniel pulls off his blindfold and high fives Jonas.'')

'''Spencer:''' I've created a Gauntlet of sorts. This is a culmination of everything I've taught Daniel today, and now he's going to go through it.

'''Jonas:''' Hey, Gils. Don't you think we should have gunfire that should be shooting over his head or something? (''Spencer glares at the camera.'') That could make it more real.

'''Daniel:''' What?!

'''Spencer:''' No, no.

'''Jonas:''' I'm just saying.

'''Spencer:''' No. Ready, Daniel?

'''Text:''' The Gauntlet © Spencer Gilman

'''Spencer:''' On your mark, get set...

'''Daniel:''' Alright.

'''Spencer:''' Go!

(''Daniel heads forward through the obsticle course, blindfolded.'')

'''Spencer:''' Straight. Right! (''Daniel heads right and bends backwards beneath a limbo bar which Spencer has held out for him.'') Left! (''Daniel turns left.'')

'''Jonas:''' He's all over the tape.

'''Spencer:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I just said, he was on the tape right there.

'''Spencer:''' He looked fine to me. Alright, stop! There is a bar four feet high, a rope one foot high, how do you get through it?

'''Jonas:''' Use your yoga sense, Daniel. Use your yoga sense.

(''Daniel climbs over the rope, but under the bar.'')

'''Spencer:''' No, if you're going to be joking I can't deal with this. (''Daniel suceeds in his task.'') Good! Good downward dog!! Now, cobra! Underneath the rope!

(''Daniel crawls under the rope.'')

'''Spencer:''' You're doing so well! One more task! Around. Step back one foot, one-and-a-half feet behind you, one foot off the ground. There's a rope! Backwards plow into the square! (''Daniel does so.'') Yes! You did it!! Congratulations.

(''He hands Daniel a trophy.'')

'''Spencer:''' Well earned, Danielbeast.

(''Daniel looks at the trophy and notices the female figure perched atop it.'')

'''Daniel:''' Is that a girl?

'''Spencer:''' Er, it might be.

'''Jonas:''' She looks cute though. And she's golden.

==Notes==
*The {{wikipedia|Adho_Mukha_Svanasana|downward dog}} is a popular yoga position. [[Sarah]] also [[Entertaining Myself|enjoys yoga]].
*[[Helicopter]]s can be heard near the end of the video.
*Around 2:10 Jonas calls Spencer by a new nickname, Gils, which is short for his surname, Gilman.
*The first title page has a misspelling and actually appears as "SERPINTINE COORDINATION" rather than "SERPENTINE COORDINATION".

What Happened Today Part 2

2007-04-25T04:35:15Z

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{{Unofficial blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0002
| image = MaddisonWhatHappenedTodayPart2.jpg
| caption = It's a bird... with a note!
| blogger = Maddison Atkins
| date = April 11th, 2007
| url = {{revver|232346}}
| description = So. Yeah. Here's the 2nd half. A little birdie just flew into my life, and now I'm kind of concerned. Maybe I shouldn't be, but I think I'm scared. I made Adam stay the night with me. . . for protection. I did know the password, but how did the sender know I would? I checked the account tonight, and it's just the tip of the iceberg. If you understand the dots on the message, then let me know. I'll post it larger on my "new" myspace page so you all can check it out. Oh yeah - somebody mentioned that they can't read the writing on the note. Side 1 "maddisonatkins@yahoo.com Login immediately. You will know the password" (and I did) Side 2 - I don't know. I scanned it and posted in my myspace pics. www.myspace.com/maddyatkins
| tags = pigeon lonelygirl15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas alex worried parent

| Previous = What Happened Today Part 1
| Next = Immerse Myself
}}
'''What Happened Today Part 2''' is the second video in the [[Maddison Atkins]] video series.

== Transcript ==
(''Still frame of text that says "Part 2" Cuts to Maddison in her "nice clothes" in front of the azalea trail. This segment of the blog is done in a "blooper" style. There are many cuts of Maddison holding a microphone attempting to perfect her news cast.'')

'''Maddison:''' Does it look okay?

'''Adam:''' Yeah.

'''Maddison:''' Okay. 'Cause I feel like... a little itchy.

'''Adam:''' You can't see that.

'''Maddison:''' Okay. (''Blooper Cut'') As a native of east Texas, I've often wondered... why these flowers grow here, and what's so intriguing about them? Somethin' like that?

'''Adam:''' Yeah, come around to this side.

'''Maddison:''' Okay. (''Blooper Cut'') Ahh-zail-yah.

(''Adam mumbles something indistinctly'')

'''Maddison:''' Okay... okay! (''Blooper Cut'') ...and wondered why they grow here. And what makes them so beautiful. (''Blooper Cut'') I was looking at the azaleas. (''Blooper Cut'') As a native of eastern Texas, I've wondered about these azaleas (''She walks towards the camera'') and wondered why they grow here, and what makes them so interesting. (''She is very close to the camera now'') I feel like I'm going closer... (''Blooper Cut'')

'''Adam:''' Oh, right there. That's great. (''Blooper Cut'')

(''Maddison scratches an itch. She then tucks a piece of paper down her jacket'')

'''Maddison:''' Can you see it? (''Blooper Cut'')

(''Adam walks into the shot and puts down a marker, apparently signaling the farthest Maddison should walk in the shot. Then cuts to a shot of Maddison swatting off a bug and running away.'')

'''Maddison:''' There was a bug! It was a bee!

'''Adam:''' Niiiicee... (''Blooper Cut'')

'''Maddison:''' And next time your friends are having an interesting conversation about it... (''Blooper Cut'') Down? (''Plays around with microphone. Adam walks into shot and adjusts microphone. Blooper Cut'') So now you know all about the azalea trail. And next time your friends are having a conversation about it, you can chime in with some interesting tidbits. This has been Maddison Atkins reporting to you from the azalea trail in Nacogdoches. (''Smiles'') Back to you Bob. No? Too much? Okay (''Giggles'')

(''Cuts to a shot of Maddison and Adam getting out of her car in front of her house'')

'''Maddison:''' I'm gonna go change... do you just wanna wait here?

(''Maddison walks into her house. Camera pans to a pigeon waiting outside her door'')

'''Adam:''' Is that a... pigeon on the sidewalk?

'''Maddison:''' I dunno. I'll just be a sec.

'''Adam:''' You have any crackers and bread?

(''Adam puts down camera and walks into the shot'')

'''Adam:''' (''Whispering'') There's a pigeon. I'm gonna ''catch'' him. (''Sneaks up to pigeon'') Close... (''Catches it' and walks it back over to the car''). I caught the bird. Dude... what do I do with him? He wants to fly away! I like to pet birds (''Pets the pigeon'') There's a note! (''Points to bird's feet, then plays around with the bird a bit more.'')

(''Maddison walks out of her house'')

'''Maddison:''' Okay, I'm ready. Let's go. Are you touching that bird?

'''Adam:''' Come here, check this out. I'm getting some great footage.

'''Maddison:''' Are you using film? Adam...

'''Adam:''' There's a note! On this bird.

(''Maddison walks over'')

'''Maddison:''' Oh... my god. It's not ours, just put it down.

'''Adam:''' Shh... for real. I wanna document this.

'''Maddison:''' Oh my goodness... just put it... just put it down.

'''Adam:''' No, I wanna read the note. Go get some scissors.

'''Maddison:''' No.

'''Adam:''' Yeah, hurry up. We still have to edit our segment.

'''Maddison:''' Ugh. (''She walks back into her house'')

'''Adam:''' It's a bird... with a note! There's a note on this bird!

(''Maddison comes back outside, holding scissors'')

'''Adam:''' You shouldn't run with scissors.

'''Maddison:''' (''Sarcastically'') Ha ha ha. Here.

'''Adam:''' Cut it.

(''Maddison attempts to cut the note off the bird. Adam continues petting and playing with it'')

'''Adam:''' (''To bird'') It's okay. (''To camera'') Come here, I wanna get this.

(''Maddison drops keys and sits on the sidewalk. She unravels the note.'')

'''Maddison:''' There's just... dots on this side. (''She flips it over'') It has my name on it.

(''Camera follows bird as it flies away. Still shot of first side of note. Still shot of second side of the note. Text on the screen appears. It says, "If you can help"'')

== Notes ==
* The first side of the note says "maddisonatkins@yahoo.com Login immediately. You will know the password."