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Defense force

2007-01-03T21:53:59Z

82.33.145.155: /* Defense Force Warriors */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samuri Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]
===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Forum vote

2007-01-02T14:53:43Z

82.33.145.155: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006-Continued Voting =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

The main video message board contributors have already voted. We are now opening up voting to forum members and others who have not voted yet.

'''The new deadline for voting is Midnight, EST on 01/16/06!'''

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!!

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

'''DISCLAIMER:''' The voting(so far) was created after bored lonelycracks on the comment board on New Year's eve had the idea. It was created by regulars from the comment boards. Forums and ARG might be underrepresented. Please feel free to add new categories to change this! Also, please note that there is no statistical significance concerning the whole of LG15 users to the voting.

== Best Video ==

*Christmas Surprise

*Daniel Returns and More Interesting Factoids (Yay!)

*Fleeing the Watchers

*Grillz

*My Difficult Decision

*On the Run

*P*Monkey Boogies

*Poor Pluto

*Proving Longitude Wrong

*Swimming

*The Unthinkable Happened [X]

*What Did Daniel and Dad Talk About?

'''Summary (so far):
*Total nominations: 12
*Total Votes: 64

== Best Moments ==

*Bree: "Cavemen didn’t have the tool of language!” (Daniel the Neanderthal)

*Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)

*Daniel: "L'care
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=L%27care

*Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15)

*The "shot"(?) heard round the Breeniverse (The Unthinkable Happened)

*Daniel: Is that on? Bree: (Looks around, nervous.) No. (The Danielbeast)

*Daniel: "Oranges, ah, here we go. She loves oranges, so let's-- " (Breakfast In Bed)

*Gemma calling P. Monkey a "wanker". (Don't trust the authorities)

*Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).

*Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)

*”My name is Bree. I’m 16. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).

*Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?" (Swimming)

'''SUMMARY: (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 11
*Total votes: 38

== Best Fan Videos (Video Comment) ==

*"P. Monkey In Charge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/106858 - T.W. Janiak

*"It'sKassie-Scary Dreams"- http://one.revver.com/watch/120633- voyboy

*"Wanker?!?" - http://one.revver.com/watch/98782 -LonesomeOct

*"The Cult's Using Orange!!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI - dnegroni - HoorayItsMeImMakingOut! (mimo)

*"Dr. Marbella-Removing "Bugs" from Stuffed Friends - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY53_bExubI - Marbella

*"This Is My Story Now" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcYUifgEfw - cassieiswatching

*"LonelyCrack - Heads Anonymous" - nobby1985

*"Foiling The Black Lodge" - http://one.revver.com/watch/90996 -LordGreystoke

*"Lonelygirl15 Cthulhu Interview" - http://one.revver.com/watch/70358 -LoneseomeOct

*"To LG-15 Bree from Marbella" - http://one.revver.com/watch/110662 -Marbella

*"It's On, Gemma!" - http://one.revver.com/find/title/It's%20On%2C%20Gemma! -LonesomeOct

*"Now Hiring" - http://one.revver.com/watch/105636 - ApotheosisAZX

*"In Stores Now" - http://one.revver.com/watch/128953 - (G Version)-Fan Video Action Figure Playsets!- ApotheosisAZ

*"1-800-kassie" - http://one.revver.com/watch/125566 - Voyboy

*"Re: My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!" aka "I Love Bees I" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhdhKY9_ywU

*"Re: Boy Problems..." aka "I Love Bees II" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvG2bYT2hE

*"Cassie Calls Loveline - Latest Voicemail!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSDRspz968 - pcxl-

*"Youtube Auteur" by Terryfic (Aug 7, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxxuHkUMRI

*"Introducing Paul and Andrea" by PaulMark18 (Sept. 16, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vt9zgQES-E

*"Lady Problems" by ScorchedHotTub (July 18, 2006) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJeGH3QJRo

'''SUMMARY (so far):'''
*Total nominations: 20
*Total votes: 31 (NOTE: Nominations only are counted as votes!)

== Best Moments on the FORUM==

(Please add these as you like!)