Me, I'm Not (File 2/15)

2009-01-27T16:24:27Z

88.110.233.192: /* Transcript */

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'''Me, I'm Not (File 2/15)''' is the fourth video in [[The Home Office]] video series.

==Transcript==
(''Warped footage of the Home Office logo'')

'''Penn:''' What's on your mind Linc?

'''Linc:''' You ever notice how everyone on the ground floor of... whatever the fuck this is... how everyone fighting is looking like they're twelve.

'''Penn:''' It's a young person's war.

'''Linc:''' Versus the old?

'''Penn:''' Sure. The aging must stay in power, and they can't stay in power if they keep aging.

'''Linc:''' Hmm. You could have a point.

'''Penn:''' You still haven't told me about Julie.

'''Linc:''' No. I haven't.

(''Cut to Summer, Linc, and Julie facing a webcam.'')

'''Julie:''' Are we up? Can you see us Michael

(''Michael's screen appears in a small box at the bottom center of the screen.'')

'''Michael:''' We're up. Good morning Linc.

'''Linc:''' This Morning?

'''Summer:''' He hasn't had his coffee yet.

'''Michael:''' Julie, is he going to be a problem?

'''Julie:''' No, he won't.

'''Michael:''' Summer, brief us on what we're doing here.

'''Summer:''' The Target has a lot of aliases, some dating back to the American Revolution and-

'''Linc:''' Just give us the one that sounds the most evil.

'''Summer:''' One of the ones he's going by now is Nicolai Black.

'''Linc:''' There ya go.

'''Summer:''' Age unknown. He's got shell company after shell company under his various names, sending money this way and that, and lots of pharmaceutical companies that go under in about a year.

'''Linc:''' I'm waiting for the part where I'm supposed to care.

'''Julie:''' He's an [[Elder]], Linc.

'''Linc:''' Seriously? (''Gets up and leaves'')

'''Julie:''' Linc!

'''Linc:''' Name ain't Linc. (''Julie gets up and follows him'')

'''Michael:''' Where is he going?

(''Cut to Julie Cam'')

'''Julie:''' Linc! Wait!

'''Linc:''' You drag me into this: I'm going to get everyone shot. The Oder's a really big cult. A lot of money. Girls dying left and right.

'''Julie:''' They're killing these special trait positive girls to make themselves live just a little longer. If we kill them...

'''Linc:''' The whole system collapses.

'''Julie:''' Right. Now stop being a baby and get your ass back inside.

(''Linc hits gate and goes back inside.'')

'''Linc:''' (''muttering'') Fucking shit.

(''Cut to webcam. Linc and Julie walk up.'')

'''Michael:''' Change your mind?

'''Linc:''' Yeah, whatever. So, lets cap an Elder.

==Notes==

[[Category:The Home Office videos]]
[[Category:Agent Penn's blogs]]
{{HomeOffice}}

Divine Intervention?

2009-01-27T15:58:46Z

88.110.233.192: /* Transcript */

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==Transcript==

'''Rachel:''' I have been agonizing over whether or not to take this job as a production assistant. But thankfully, this was one of those rare cases where things just sort of worked out. Enter [[Aly Zarin]]: Professional photographer. I'll try to explain what happened. The girl I accidentally switched luggage with... is pretty cool. For starters, Aly is a few years older than me. Wow. She's actually not that much older than me. And yet, she's living the life that keeps eluding me. I mean she doesn't seem like the type of girl that's afraid to take chances. She totally gets the situation that I'm in. Pretty much summed up her feelings on the matter in four words: "No risk, no reward." What's even crazier is that right now Aly is looking for a place to rent. She just signed on to a long-term gig out here and she's been living with her brother for the past week. Well apparently she doesn't get along too well with her brother's wife. So, she's been looking to get out. She already came by to take a look at the room, and to seal the deal, she gave me first and last month's rent. No strings attached. I guess now I have no excuse to not take this production assistant job. And, call me crazy, but I have a really good feeling about this. Oh, and I even double-checked with Aly and thankfully, she doesn't mind [[Bucket|dogs]]. Although she did ask if I had any [[Purple Monkey|puppets]]. Maybe I misheard her and she meant puppies? But, you never know. I mean, I hate clowns. So it could be a similar thing.

(''Image of a red vial labeled [[redearth88]] and a voice saying, "Red Earth, the universe is wider than our views of it."'')

==Notes==
* One of the lines in this video bears a striking resemblance to a line in the Bree video "[[Rescuing Daniel]]"
**Rachel: "Aly is a few years older than me. Wow, she's not that much older than me."
**Bree (talking about [[Tachyon]]): "She's a few years older than me--actually, she's not that much older than me."

[[Category:Sara E. R. Fletcher filmography]]
[[Category:Videos with Rachel]]

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