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The Unthinkable Happened

2006-12-31T23:57:05Z

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|blogger = Daniel And Jonas
|date = December 31th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=144 lonelygirl15.com]
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| song = To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir]


| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character3 = Bree
| actor3 = Jessica Lee Rose
| character4 = Bree's Dad
| actor4 = Unknown


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'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the 108th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.)

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in your guy's videos, you make this shit seem... fun?

''(Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.)''

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

''(Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to get donuts, right?

''(Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but, you know, I like the song.

''(Jonas imitates the instrumental part of Auld Lang Syne, and Daniel laughs.)''

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

''(Daniel laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

''(The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there.

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

''(The camera turns back to Bree and her father.)''

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

''(The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.)''

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

''(The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

''(The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.)''

'''Daniel:''' There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

''(The camera shows Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

''(The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.)''

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

''(To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas' car. A gunshot is heard. Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.)''

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

''(The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.)''

==Notes==
*Due to the poor lighting in the garage, and the constant camera movement in the last scene, it is unclear who was shot.

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T16:23:19Z

89.26.185.83: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers
#The Grillz X
#P*Monkey Boogies
#Christmas Surprise X, X
#When P*Monkey Took Over As Site Admin

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?"
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST person to shout FIRST on the FIRST post: need to find it X X
* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play:
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T16:15:11Z

89.26.185.83: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers
#The Grillz
#P*Monkey Boogies
#Christmas Surprise X, X
#When P*Monkey Took Over As Site Admin

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?"
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST person to shout FIRST on the FIRST post: need to find it X X
* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play:
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>