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{{LonesomeOctober
| name = Owen's Still so Angry
| number = 6
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = LonesomeOctober
| date = September 30, 2006
| url = [http://one.revver.com/watch/71178 Revver]
| description =
| tags = [[lg15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[purple]] [[monkey]] ranting [[Owen|turtle]]
| Previous = Purple Monkey Jumps the Shark
| Next = Wanker?!?
}}

'''Owen's Still so Angry''' is the sixth fan-fic video by [[LonesomeOctober]]. [[Owen]] again questions the accuracy of [[Purple Monkey]]'s most recent statements.

==Transcript==

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 (''Owen sits on a bed with a gray quilt on it.'')
-'''Owen:''' Hi, everybody!  It's me, Owen!  I wanted to talk to you today because I noticed that Purple Monkey has made another video.  In this one, he speaks from the back of a shark.  How very ''novel'' of him.  I find it to be yet another desperate attempt by Purple Monkey to get attention for other people's work.  I noticed that in ''this'' video, he said that the LonesomeOctober videos will not be continuing.  I find that hard to believe, since I am, myself, participating in one at this very moment.  This is just one more suggestion that Purple Monkey is full of [[Four-letter words|sh**]].
+'''Owen:''' Hi, everybody!  It's me, Owen!  I wanted to talk to you today because I noticed that Purple Monkey has made another video.  In this one, he speaks from the back of a shark.  How very ''novel'' of him.  I find it to be yet another desperate attempt by Purple Monkey to get attention for other people's work.  I noticed that in ''this'' video, he said that the LonesomeOctober videos will not be continuing.  I find that hard to believe, since I am, myself, participating in one at this very moment.  This is just one more suggestion that Purple Monkey is full of sh**.
 Now, if you don't believe me, let me examine some of the facts of the case.  First, I'd like to question his motivation in this.  Why would Purple Monkey stop making these videos?  He's a puppet, and puppets are by their very nature extremely needy personalities.  Unlike well-adjusted plush animals like myself, puppets rely on the presence of others to make their lives have meaning.  For Purple Monkey to relinquish his role in a public forum such as this goes completely against the nature of a puppet.
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 Secondly, I'd like you to take a closer look at the gentleman to whom the Purple Monkey videos have been attributed, Christian Haunton.  If you look at the videos in which he appears, he seems to be somewhat ''lumpy'' and ''waxen''.  This is because he is, in fact, a poorly constructed monkuppet, which Purple Monkey, and some renegade monkeys who have flocked to his cause, operate, for the sake of obfuscating the truth behind the [[lonelygirl15]] phenomenon.
-Now I hear some of you saying, "Wait a minute, Owen.  Isn't it true that ''you'' said that Purple Monkey's [[Lonelygirl15 Press Conference|first press conference]] was a total fabrication, and therefore, that monkuppets wouldn't exist anyway?"  That is a valid critique, to which I reply, [[Four-letter words|fu**]] me!  You're listening to a talking plush turtle right now, so logic is pretty much out the window at this point.  But I digress.
+Now I hear some of you saying, "Wait a minute, Owen.  Isn't it true that ''you'' said that Purple Monkey's [[Lonelygirl15 Press Conference|first press conference]] was a total fabrication, and therefore, that monkuppets wouldn't exist anyway?"  That is a valid critique, to which I reply, fu** me!  You're listening to a talking plush turtle right now, so logic is pretty much out the window at this point.  But I digress.
-I wanted to speak to you specifically today about some troubling new developments in [[Bree|Bree's]] life; mainly, that [[Daniel]] seems to have gone bat-[[Four-letter words|sh**]]!  I mean, I understand that he claims to care about Bree a great deal, and that he may be concerned about her, but he seems to be behaving less like a good friend, and more like a crazy stalker.  And good friends and stalkers are almost '' never'' the same people.
+I wanted to speak to you specifically today about some troubling new developments in [[Bree|Bree's]] life; mainly, that [[Daniel]] seems to have gone bat-sh**!  I mean, I understand that he claims to care about Bree a great deal, and that he may be concerned about her, but he seems to be behaving less like a good friend, and more like a crazy stalker.  And good friends and stalkers are almost '' never'' the same people.
-Daniel, I know you have your reservations and your concerns, and I'm sure you have your questions, too.  But you know what I have?  A tire iron!  And I will [[Four-letter words|f**k]] you up if you mess with Bree!  So as long as we're straight on that, let's be friends, but friends who ''never'' see each other or speak to each other, all right?
+Daniel, I know you have your reservations and your concerns, and I'm sure you have your questions, too.  But you know what I have?  A tire iron!  And I will f**k you up if you mess with Bree!  So as long as we're straight on that, let's be friends, but friends who ''never'' see each other or speak to each other, all right?
 Thank you for your time.

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 | caption     = So very angry.
 | blogger     = LonesomeOctober
-| date        = September 30th, 2006
+| date        = 20060930
 | url         = {{revver|71178}}
 | description =

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 | blogger     = LonesomeOctober
 | date        = September 30th, 2006
-| url         = [http://one.revver.com/watch/71178 revver.com]
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 | description =
 | tags        = [[lg15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[purple]] [[monkey]] ranting [[Owen|turtle]]

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 | caption     = So very angry.
 | blogger     = LonesomeOctober
-| date        = September 30, 2006
+| date        = September 30th, 2006
 | url         = [http://one.revver.com/watch/71178 revver.com]
 | description =

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	==Transcript==		==Transcript==
		+	(''Owen sits on a bed with a gray quilt on it.'')
		+
		+	'''Owen:''' Hi, everybody! It's me, Owen! I wanted to talk to you today because I noticed that Purple Monkey has made another video. In this one, he speaks from the back of a shark. How very ''novel'' of him. I find it to be yet another desperate attempt by Purple Monkey to get attention for other people's work. I noticed that in ''this'' video, he said that the LonesomeOctober videos will not be continuing. I find that hard to believe, since I am, myself, participating in one at this very moment. This is just one more suggestion that Purple Monkey is full of [[Four-letter words\|sh**]].
		+
		+	Now, if you don't believe me, let me examine some of the facts of the case. First, I'd like to question his motivation in this. Why would Purple Monkey stop making these videos? He's a puppet, and puppets are by their very nature extremely needy personalities. Unlike well-adjusted plush animals like myself, puppets rely on the presence of others to make their lives have meaning. For Purple Monkey to relinquish his role in a public forum such as this goes completely against the nature of a puppet.
		+
		+	Secondly, I'd like you to take a closer look at the gentleman to whom the Purple Monkey videos have been attributed, Christian Haunton. If you look at the videos in which he appears, he seems to be somewhat ''lumpy'' and ''waxen''. This is because he is, in fact, a poorly constructed monkuppet, which Purple Monkey, and some renegade monkeys who have flocked to his cause, operate, for the sake of obfuscating the truth behind the [[lonelygirl15]] phenomenon.
		+
		+	Now I hear some of you saying, "Wait a minute, Owen. Isn't it true that ''you'' said that Purple Monkey's [[Lonelygirl15 Press Conference\|first press conference]] was a total fabrication, and therefore, that monkuppets wouldn't exist anyway?" That is a valid critique, to which I reply, [[Four-letter words\|fu**]] me! You're listening to a talking plush turtle right now, so logic is pretty much out the window at this point. But I digress.
		+
		+	I wanted to speak to you specifically today about some troubling new developments in [[Bree\|Bree's]] life; mainly, that [[Daniel]] seems to have gone bat-[[Four-letter words\|sh**]]! I mean, I understand that he claims to care about Bree a great deal, and that he may be concerned about her, but he seems to be behaving less like a good friend, and more like a crazy stalker. And good friends and stalkers are almost '' never'' the same people.
		+
		+	Daniel, I know you have your reservations and your concerns, and I'm sure you have your questions, too. But you know what I have? A tire iron! And I will [[Four-letter words\|f**k]] you up if you mess with Bree! So as long as we're straight on that, let's be friends, but friends who ''never'' see each other or speak to each other, all right?
		+
		+	Thank you for your time.

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 | name        = Owen's Still so Angry
 | number      = 6
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+| image       = So Angry.JPG
-| caption     =
+| caption     = So very angry.
 | blogger     = LonesomeOctober
 | date        = September 30, 2006