Cheer Me Up!

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Episode 4/1x004
Cheer Me Up!

I am so bored!

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted September 18th, 2008
Forum forum discussion
Length 1:13
Description Let's get Jonas off his @$$!
Location(s) Sarah's hideout
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 the resistance hymn of none order lifesblood labs
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Line Producer Lynn Kramer
Production Assistant(s) Andrea Aguilar and Travis Prow
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Assistant Director(s) Ram Paul Silbey
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Joshua Hale Fialkov
Vidplay Joshua Hale Fialkov and Jim Campolongo
Story Joshua Hale Fialkov and Miles Beckett
Editor(s) Jerry Pyle, Yusuf Pirhasan, James Renfroe, and Christopher Ryder
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Music "Sick Hipster Nursed by Suicide Girl" by Film School
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "One Evil with Many Faces"
Next "Split"
Previous by Sarah "Here's the Deal"
Next by Sarah "Sexy Librarian Strikes Again!"
Directly after "Feline Feariousness"

Cheer Me Up! is the fourth blog in the LG15: The Resistance blog series.


(Sarah is in her room. She turns on the camera. Cut to Sarah flopping down on her bed.)

Sarah: Okay.

(Cut to Sarah in a different position on the bed.)

Sarah: I have elected myself head cheerleader of team Resistance.

(Cut to Sarah from a different angle.)

Sarah: I'm gonna convince Jonas of his need to lead us.

(Cut to a different angle of Sarah on her bed. She is holding a stuffed monkey with pom-poms.)

Sarah: J-O-N-A-S, Jonas, Jonas.

(Cut to Sarah with real pom-poms standing on the other side of the room. She twirls them around.)

Sarah: Gooooo...

(Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: Maybe I'm just a little bored.

(Cut to Sarah bouncing on an exercise ball. Cut to several different angles of Sarah flipping magazine pages on her bed. Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: Thus far, I have watched two Full House marathons,

(Cut to Sarah exercising. Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: and the entire Matrix trilogy. The two crappy ones, too.

(Cut to a different angle of Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: (sighing) If this is not evidence of my suffering, I don't know what is.

(Cut to Sarah playing with a duster. Cut to Sarah making a face at the camera. Cut to Sarah kicking the exercise ball into the wall. Cut to Sarah flailing her arms about; she is covered in tissues.)

Sarah: Nowhere to go, nothing to do but hide.

(Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: The Order is really inconsiderate when it comes to a girl's social life. It's like, you betray them once and POOF! No more dancing, no more boys. Just laying low, and living slow.

(Cut to Sarah dancing awkwardly with her hands on her hips. Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: Hymn of None, I'm with you. Jonas, stop being such a wuss. We've made it this far, right? I mean, we can't just give up. Look, I'll be there to help you with whatever you need; I'll do whatever you want. As for everyone else, if the big whiny pretty boy doesn't get on the Internet and George sees Scott patting it up, I want all of you to...

(Cut to Sarah cheerleading. The text "Bug Jonas @" appears on the screen.)

Sarah: Harass Jonas! Harass him, harass him, harass Jonas. Harass him, harass him, harass Jonas.

(Cut to a black screen and white text that says "No, seriously. He's being a total crybaby. Keep posting on his board 'til he crawls out of his wussy hole." Cut back to Sarah on her bed.)

Sarah: (whispering) Do it. Do it now. Noooww.


  • Sarah's monkey toy is very similar to P.Monkey which belonged to Bree.