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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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'''Daniel:''' So this is a big moment.  After, uh, after long and careful consideration, Jonas and I have decided to teach Bree how to play foosball.  It's a whole new year.  2007.  Girls have rights.
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'''Bree:''' I'm going to win.
  
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'''Daniel:''' She kicking your butt or what?  She beating you up?
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'''Jonas:''' No.  I think we have a spinner.
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'''Daniel:''' No!
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'''Jonas:''' To spin is a sin.
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'''Daniel:''' That's what it is, to spin is a sin.
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'''Jonas:''' And I tried to explain it to her.
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'''Daniel:''' I thought we told her.
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'''Jonas:''' She likes to see how cute they are.  They spin around (''in a high Bree voice'') Look at them, look how fast they are.  (''back to Jonas voice'')  She keeps grabbing the ball too, man.
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'''Daniel:''' Dude, what are you doing?  You need to...
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'''Jonas:''' She keeps grabbing the ball.  I get it in position and she's like (''Bree voice'')  No, I want a time out.
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'''Daniel:''' Dude, you need to teach her right man, teach her right.
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'''Jonas:''' There's no time out in foosball!  Teach her right?
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'''Daniel:''' You know what, if she doesn't learn to do this right, she's not gonna play. That's it.  The DB law will be spoken.
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel, listen to me right now.  Okay, I know foosball, I know how to train foosball.  You know how many people I've trained in foosball?  (''exasperated'') She's untrainable!
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(''Bree and Jonas are back at the foosball table.'')
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'''Daniel:''' This is a sad day, we may not be able to let Bree into our foosball club.  I mean, there are just some things you don't do.  Superstitious, maybe?  I don't know.  you can't slide into first base.  And you can't spin your rows in foosball.  That's it.  The men don't do flips.  Look at 'em.  And I think he's spinning now too, I can't even tell.  (''Jonas starts to walk back to the table'')  Dude, um, were you spinning?
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'''Jonas:''' Was I spinning?
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'''Daniel:''' Yeah, I thought I saw you spinning.  Is it an epidemic.
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'''Jonas:''' I was trying to show her what to do.  Dude, I'm sorry man, but her spinning is like... driving me crazy.  It's constantly spinning.  I mean, is it something wrong with me?
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'''Daniel:''' I think it might be.  You're teaching her.  What's going on?
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==

Revision as of 16:13, 22 March 2007

Template:Blog4 Co-Ed Foosball is the one hundred fifty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Daniel: So this is a big moment. After, uh, after long and careful consideration, Jonas and I have decided to teach Bree how to play foosball. It's a whole new year. 2007. Girls have rights.

Bree: I'm going to win.

Daniel: She kicking your butt or what? She beating you up?

Jonas: No. I think we have a spinner.

Daniel: No!

Jonas: To spin is a sin.

Daniel: That's what it is, to spin is a sin.

Jonas: And I tried to explain it to her.

Daniel: I thought we told her.

Jonas: She likes to see how cute they are. They spin around (in a high Bree voice) Look at them, look how fast they are. (back to Jonas voice) She keeps grabbing the ball too, man.

Daniel: Dude, what are you doing? You need to...

Jonas: She keeps grabbing the ball. I get it in position and she's like (Bree voice) No, I want a time out.

Daniel: Dude, you need to teach her right man, teach her right.

Jonas: There's no time out in foosball! Teach her right?

Daniel: You know what, if she doesn't learn to do this right, she's not gonna play. That's it. The DB law will be spoken.

Jonas: Daniel, Daniel, listen to me right now. Okay, I know foosball, I know how to train foosball. You know how many people I've trained in foosball? (exasperated) She's untrainable!

(Bree and Jonas are back at the foosball table.)

Daniel: This is a sad day, we may not be able to let Bree into our foosball club. I mean, there are just some things you don't do. Superstitious, maybe? I don't know. you can't slide into first base. And you can't spin your rows in foosball. That's it. The men don't do flips. Look at 'em. And I think he's spinning now too, I can't even tell. (Jonas starts to walk back to the table) Dude, um, were you spinning?

Jonas: Was I spinning?

Daniel: Yeah, I thought I saw you spinning. Is it an epidemic.

Jonas: I was trying to show her what to do. Dude, I'm sorry man, but her spinning is like... driving me crazy. It's constantly spinning. I mean, is it something wrong with me?

Daniel: I think it might be. You're teaching her. What's going on?

Notes