I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?

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Episode 132/1x132
I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?

I've found new friends!

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted December 6th, 2007
URL youtube.com
Length 2:51
Description She’s in here with me. I can smell pigeons, I swear.
Location(s) Gavin and Charlie's flat
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Hazel Grian and Luke Hyams
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Charlie Tara Rushton
Gavin Ralf Little
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "From Above"
Next "Janet"
Previous by Gavin "The Trains"
Next by Gavin "Deal with the Devil"

I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I? is the one-hundred thirty-second webisode in the KateModern video series. It was uploaded to YouTube and the KateModern site as "I’m not a lonelygirl… am I?"


(Gavin is crouched on the floor over his laptop. He is wearing only a tie and a pair of underwear, while huddled under his blanket; he is visibly intoxicated. There is garbage strewn everywhere. Gavin grabs a can of Karpackie from off-screen and drinks from it, while reading the computer screen. He then puts the can aside and picks a piece of something off the floor, which he pulls apart with his teeth to chew on. He looks digustedly at the object and throws it down. He then turns to the camera.)

Gavin: You know, it's- it's true what they say; reality's all relative. Who's to say what's possible and what's impossible, really. (Points at his laptop.) Now, look; look at this. See? (Turns the laptop toward the camera. He then types and eventually comes to whatweird.com.)

See, this man (points to a picture on the screen) telepathically transported himself from London to Los Angeles. (Turns to camera to himself.) You see, you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it. (Turns the camera back to the laptop.) Absolutely anything. There's all sorts of dimensions that we can slip in and out of. You just look at the freaks on here, you know? They can change-

(A loud banging noise interrupts Gavin. He looks concerned, then eyes the wardrobe at the back of the room and slams his laptop shut. Gavin then runs over to the wardrobe and throws the doors open.)

Come on, then, Kate, I know you're in here. Where are ya? Come out, you bitch! (Turns around to look under his mattress.) I know you're around here somewhere, Kate. I-I know it! Where are ya?! (Gets on top of his mattress and throws his pillow.) You're not in America; you don't fool me! You can fool everyone else, but I know you're around here somewhere. (Goes to the wardrobe and pulls out a robe.) There you are! (Wrestles with the robe and takes it around the room, talking to it.) You're gonna get what's coming to you now, you stupid bitch! (Slams the robe on the ground. He then drops to his knees and seems to be crying.) Stupid bloody Order.

(Charlie enters the room and turns on the lights.)

Charlie: Gav? (Gavin turns around to hide the robe and grabs his blanket.) Gav! (Walks over to Gavin, who is huddling with the blanket and hiding his face.) Gav, are you okay? I heard voices and noises. Gav? Babe, are you okay? (Looks around.) Is it time we get you some help? Gav? (Gets up and walks out of the room, sighing. Gavin watches her go, seeming distraught. He then crawls over to the camera and turns it off.)


  • Gavin appears visibly drunk.
  • This video confirms that the user deepgoat, who registered at Whatweird.com earlier the same day accusing everyone of being Kate is, in fact, Gavin. [1]
  • It has been confirmed that abstractheart on www.whatweird.com is NOT kate
  • It seems Gavin has resumed his spot under the blanket.
  • Gavin was hallucinating, another sign of pychosis.