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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
  
(''Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Julia's backyard.  Julia is outside, messing with papers and folders.'')
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(''Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard.  Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.'')
  
 
'''Jonas:''' Bree, this is crazy, all right?  We can't just go and grab this girl.  That is nuts.
 
'''Jonas:''' Bree, this is crazy, all right?  We can't just go and grab this girl.  That is nuts.
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'''Jonas:''' (''to Bree'') I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail?  (''to Daniel'') Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here.  Tell her that this is ridiculous.  (''to the camera'') It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it!  That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya."  Look at them, look at how excited they are.  They love this stuff.
 
'''Jonas:''' (''to Bree'') I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail?  (''to Daniel'') Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here.  Tell her that this is ridiculous.  (''to the camera'') It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it!  That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya."  Look at them, look at how excited they are.  They love this stuff.
  
(''Inside Julia's house, Daniel has picked Julia up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.'')
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(''Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.'')
  
'''Julia:''' (''shrieking'') Get off!  I don't know who you are!  Get off me!  (''Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.'')
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'''Jules:''' (''shrieking'') Get off!  I don't know who you are!  Get off me!  (''Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.'')
  
 
'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna--  Calm down!  Help me out!
 
'''Daniel:''' I'm gonna--  Calm down!  Help me out!
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'''Jonas:''' Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!
 
'''Jonas:''' Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!
  
(''Cut to Daniel and JuliaJulia sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.'')
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(''Cut to Daniel and JulesJules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.'')
  
'''Julia:''' Get off!  Stop!  Stop!
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'''Jules:''' Get off!  Stop!  Stop!
  
 
'''Daniel:''' Calm down, calm down.
 
'''Daniel:''' Calm down, calm down.
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'''Daniel:''' Look, listen to me.  I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise.  I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.
 
'''Daniel:''' Look, listen to me.  I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise.  I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.
  
(''Cut to Daniel tying Julia's arms together with rope.'')
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(''Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.'')
  
 
'''Daniel:''' What do you want to do?
 
'''Daniel:''' What do you want to do?
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'''Daniel:''' Dude, quit saying "kidnapping".  It's not kidnapping.
 
'''Daniel:''' Dude, quit saying "kidnapping".  It's not kidnapping.
  
(''Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Julia's patio.'')
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(''Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.'')
  
 
'''Bree:''' I know, I know, I know.  It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.
 
'''Bree:''' I know, I know, I know.  It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.
  
(''Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera.  Julia lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.'')
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(''Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera.  Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.'')
  
'''Daniel:''' This did not go as planned.  I feel horrible.  (''He glances back at Julia.'')
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'''Daniel:''' This did not go as planned.  I feel horrible.  (''He glances back at Jules.'')
  
'''Julia:''' (''bangs on the window and screams'') Help!  HELP!
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'''Jules:''' (''bangs on the window and screams'') Help!  HELP!
  
 
'''Daniel:''' She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared.  Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right.  I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.
 
'''Daniel:''' She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared.  Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right.  I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

Revision as of 05:01, 8 May 2007

Episode 0187/1x187
It's Not Kidnapping

Jules Kidnapping Gag.jpg
Don't worry, we're here to take you to Six Flags!

Blogger Bree
Date Posted May 7th, 2007
URL lonelygirl15.com
Forum [9935 forum discussion]
Length 1:39
Description Julia's folder had her address inside. We went over to her house and she was there. Good thing her parents weren't.
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko julia
Cast
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jules Shannon Solomon
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It's Not Kidnapping is the one-hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It's Not Kidnapping is the one hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard. Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.)

Jonas: Bree, this is crazy, all right? We can't just go and grab this girl. That is nuts.

Bree: That's exactly what we're going to do. Daniel--

Jonas: (addressing the camera) I really think they're going to go through with this. This is f--ing ridiculous! What are we gonna do, are we gonna walk in there and be like "Hi! We're here to take you to Six Flags, little girl. But first we wanna tie you up".

Bree: What's the worst that could happen?

Jonas: (to Bree) I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail? (to Daniel) Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here. Tell her that this is ridiculous. (to the camera) It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it! That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya." Look at them, look at how excited they are. They love this stuff.

(Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.)

Jules: (shrieking) Get off! I don't know who you are! Get off me! (Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.)

Daniel: I'm gonna-- Calm down! Help me out!

Jonas: Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!

(Cut to Daniel and Jules. Jules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.)

Jules: Get off! Stop! Stop!

Daniel: Calm down, calm down.

Jonas: This is crazy, Daniel.

Daniel: Look, listen to me. I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise. I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.

(Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.)

Daniel: What do you want to do?

Jonas: I don't know, but I don't want to kidnap a little girl. And not in Texas, of all places!

Daniel: Would you quit saying "kidnapping"?

Jonas: They hang people here!

Daniel: Dude, quit saying "kidnapping". It's not kidnapping.

(Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.)

Bree: I know, I know, I know. It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.

(Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera. Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.)

Daniel: This did not go as planned. I feel horrible. (He glances back at Jules.)

Jules: (bangs on the window and screams) Help! HELP!

Daniel: She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared. Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right. I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

(Cut to Jonas standing outside his car door. It is obvious that Jules is inside the car.)

Jonas: (to Jules) I'm sorry. (He slams the door shut and then turns to Bree.) How is this going to end well, Bree? How's this going to end? With us in jail.

Notes

  • This video contains yet another attempt by BDJ to try to justify a criminal act.