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Episode 0187/1x187
It's Not Kidnapping

Jules Kidnapping Gag.jpg
Don't worry, we're here to take you to Six Flags!

Blogger Bree
Date Posted May 7th, 2007
URL lonelygirl15.com
Forum [9935 forum discussion]
Length 1:39
Description Julia's folder had her address inside. We went over to her house and she was there. Good thing her parents weren't.
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 bree daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko julia
Cast
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jules Shannon Solomon
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Previous "We Found Julia!!!"
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It's Not Kidnapping is the one-hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It's Not Kidnapping is the one hundred eighty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas and Bree stand peeking over a cement wall at Jules's backyard. Jules is outside, messing with papers and folders.)

Jonas: Bree, this is crazy, all right? We can't just go and grab this girl. That is nuts.

Bree: That's exactly what we're going to do. Daniel--

Jonas: (addressing the camera) I really think they're going to go through with this. This is f--ing ridiculous! What are we gonna do, are we gonna walk in there and be like "Hi! We're here to take you to Six Flags, little girl. But first we wanna tie you up".

Bree: What's the worst that could happen?

Jonas: (to Bree) I dunno, uh maybe we get shot and we go to jail? (to Daniel) Look man, you're supposed to be the voice of reason here. Tell her that this is ridiculous. (to the camera) It's Texas, so maybe we could tell her we were taking her to the rodeo, and "Guess what, you're part of it! That's right, we're gonna hog-tie ya." Look at them, look at how excited they are. They love this stuff.

(Inside Jules's house, Daniel has picked Jules up and is now attempting to force her to come with him.)

Jules: (shrieking) Get off! I don't know who you are! Get off me! (Daniel covers her mouth with his hand, and she continues to shriek in terror behind it.)

Daniel: I'm gonna-- Calm down! Help me out!

Jonas: Daniel, this is ridicu-- put her down!!

(Cut to Daniel and Jules. Jules sits on the floor by the couch, crying, while Daniel bends down to talk to her.)

Jules: Get off! Stop! Stop!

Daniel: Calm down, calm down.

Jonas: This is crazy, Daniel.

Daniel: Look, listen to me. I know you're scared, I know you're scared and I'm not here to hurt you, I promise. I don't want to gag you, I just need you to be quiet and listen.

(Cut to Daniel tying Jules's arms together with rope.)

Daniel: What do you want to do?

Jonas: I don't know, but I don't want to kidnap a little girl. And not in Texas, of all places!

Daniel: Would you quit saying "kidnapping"?

Jonas: They hang people here!

Daniel: Dude, quit saying "kidnapping". It's not kidnapping.

(Cut to Bree and Jonas standing on Jules's patio.)

Bree: I know, I know, I know. It seems wrong, and legally, it is a little bit wrong, but we are helping her in the long run.

(Cut to Daniel, outside, addressing the camera. Jules lays on the floor inside a sliding glass door, tied up and looking terrified.)

Daniel: This did not go as planned. I feel horrible. (He glances back at Jules.)

Jules: (bangs on the window and screams) Help! HELP!

Daniel: She hates us, I don't blame her, 'cause she's scared. Jonas is pissed, he's not on board, and I know Bree seems like she's cold and calculating, but... she's right. I don't think you can understand it unless you've lived it.

(Cut to Jonas standing outside his car door. It is obvious that Jules is inside the car.)

Jonas: (to Jules) I'm sorry. (He slams the door shut and then turns to Bree.) How is this going to end well, Bree? How's this going to end? With us in jail.

Notes

  • This video contains yet another attempt by BDJ to try and justify a criminal act.
  • This is the first video in several weeks to be posted on the main site and YouTube within a matter of hours and not days.
  • From 1:05 to 1:31 a helicopter can be heard in the background. But due to the fact that this is a residential neighborhood, it could just be someone mowing their lawn.
  • This video confirms that the actress in this video is the same one as in Jules's previous videos. As to who that actress is remains a mystery.