Keep Your Socks On!

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Episode 51/1x051
Keep Your Socks On!

I'm barefoot right now.

Blogger Tariq
Date Posted September 7th, 2007
Forum 256|3=lg15}}
Length 2:31
Description The legend of Gavin and his sock fetish has spread far. We went out to see if the ladies of Brick Lane had heard his catchphrase… If you're wondering what the music is, it's 'UFO (Donnie Sloan Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System.

Location(s) Bar on Brick Lane.
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 tariq
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Production Manager Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Hazel Grian
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
Editor(s) Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
Production Services Sniffer Ltd.
Music "UFO (Donnie Sloan Remix)" by Sneaky Sound System
Gavin Ralf Little
Tariq Jai Rajani
Sock Girl #1 Martina Silcock
Sock Girl #2 Claire Finbow
Sock Girl #3 No Credit Given
Sock Girl #4 No Credit Given
Sock Girl #5 No Credit Given
Sock Girl #6 No Credit Given
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Girls Are From Venus"
Next "Who Watches The Watcher?"
Previous by Tariq "Gavin Steps Up"
Next by Tariq "The End"

Keep Your Socks On! is the fifty-first webisode in the KateModern video series.


(Tariq and Gavin are outside at a pub.)

Tariq: Go on, Gav.

Gavin: (looking at two girls at a nearby table) Shh....What? Keep lookin' at 'em.

Tariq: Gav, go on say something.

Gavin: Shh. I can't. I'm trying to think of something to say. Shh.

Tariq: Oi, just say your catch phrase.

Gavin: What catch phrase?

Tariq: (yelling) Keep your socks on!

Gavin: (covering face with hands) Shh.

(Tariq laughs.)

Gavin: Dude, you're losing it. Keep your socks on. Keep your socks on. Ladies and gentlemen a catchphrase - well, my catchphrase apparently - which has now spread around the internet like wildfire. Yes, ever since the lovely Charlie decided to make our very private tape public, I'm now an internet celebrity around the world. Me and my mate Tariq here are going to prove it actually by showing just how many of the lovely ladies around here who previously wouldn't touch me with a barge pole now can't get enough of me. Watch this. (turns to two girls) Keep your socks on? (girls laugh) Can I ask you - this is a very important question for scientific research.

Girl #1: Okay.

Gavin: I need a very honest, straightforward answer. If...let's say hypothetically we were making love. (girls laugh) And I asked you to "keep your socks on" would you feel aroused in any way? And, in fact, would you keep them on?

Girl #3: I guess it depends if they matched with my undies. If they matched, why not? Otherwise... (shakes head)

Girl #4: I'd keep them on.

Girl #5: Please, take them off. I don't know.

Girl #6: I don't think there's a problem with that. Particularly if he bought me the socks and they were particularly kinky ones, that could go down quite well.

Gavin: So - Charlie, as you can see, your little attempt to embarrass me has backfired spectacularly. Say hello, girls.

Girls #1 and 2: (in unison) Hello.

Gavin: So, night night! Oh, by the way ladies, do either one of you still have your socks on?

Girls: No.

Gavin: Well, I took the liberty of removing mine in the toilet. So, in case you want to wear them... I'm barefoot now. (waves camera away) Go away now, I'm busy.


  • Viewers wondered how Charlie will feel after watching this and seeing Gavin flirting with multiple women after they had been physically intimate.