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'''Bree:''' Okay, turns out that was a false lead. He thought it was the trash can! Monkeys. (''Bree tosses Purple monkey to the floor. Cut to Bree sitting on the floor by the side of the bed, whispering.'') Somebody's at the door! This could be the person that's been following us. (''The door opens, Bree gasps, and Daniel steps inside.'') He looks just like Danielbeast! (''Cut to Bree sitting on the bed with Daniel, who is reading. She continues in a regular voice.'') So, The only way to get to the bottom of this...is to find out if someone's lying. (''Bree holds up a pad of paper and a pen.'') Here we've got a home-made lie-detector test. (''Bree holds Daniels hand over the paper with the pen.'') If they're telling the truth, they'll draw a straight line. If they're LYING, there'll be lots of big and little squiggles. I've seen it work in movies. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of terrorist organizations? (''Bree jerks Daniel's hand around and gasps, addressing the camera.'') He's lying! Question number two: Are you upset that P. Monkey, Owen, and Thor came with us?
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'''Bree:''' Okay, turns out that was a false lead. He thought it was the trash can! Monkeys. (''Bree tosses Purple monkey to the floor. Cut to Bree sitting on the floor by the side of the bed, whispering.'') Somebody's at the door! This could be the person that's been following us. (''The door opens, Bree gasps, and Daniel steps inside.'') He looks just like Danielbeast! (''Cut to Bree sitting on the bed with Daniel, who is reading. She continues in a regular voice.'') So, The only way to get to the bottom of this...is to find out if someone's lying. (''Bree holds up a pad of paper and a pen.'') Here we've got a home-made lie-detector test. (''Bree holds Daniels hand over the paper with the pen.'') If they're telling the truth, they'll draw a straight line. If they're lying, there'll be lots of big and little squiggles. I've seen it work in movies. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of terrorist organizations? (''Bree jerks Daniel's hand around and gasps, addressing the camera.'') He's lying! Question number two: Are you upset that P. Monkey, Owen, and Thor came with us?
  
 
'''Daniel:''' No. If we run out of food, we'll eat them.
 
'''Daniel:''' No. If we run out of food, we'll eat them.

Revision as of 05:58, 4 March 2007

Template:Blog3 Man In The Suit is the seventy-fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Bree is in the motel room alone, sitting in the torn chair.)

Bree: Gemma thinks we're being followed. We actually spent the whole day looking, and...we couldn't find anything, so...we had a whole video of, well, nothing. Daniel gave up. But I'm continuing the investigation. (nods) One of the things people do when they think they're being followed...is sweep the room for bugs. (Bree holds up a broom) I borrowed this broom from the maid's cart.

(sped up video of Bree sweeping with music)

'Bree:The only bug I found...was a cockroach. I must have missed him the other day. (Bree shivers in disgust. Cut to Bree holding Purple Monkey with Owen, Thor, and a small trash can lined up behind her on the bed.) P. Monkey thinks he saw somebody snooping around the pool last night after we went to sleep. So we've rounded up the usual suspects to put them in a lineup. (Bree puts one hand over Purple Monkey's eyes and ears) Keep in mind, you always wanna throw in a question mark, just to throw the witness off.

(sped up video of Bree walking the "lineup" with Purple Monkey, who points out the trash can)

Bree: Okay, turns out that was a false lead. He thought it was the trash can! Monkeys. (Bree tosses Purple monkey to the floor. Cut to Bree sitting on the floor by the side of the bed, whispering.) Somebody's at the door! This could be the person that's been following us. (The door opens, Bree gasps, and Daniel steps inside.) He looks just like Danielbeast! (Cut to Bree sitting on the bed with Daniel, who is reading. She continues in a regular voice.) So, The only way to get to the bottom of this...is to find out if someone's lying. (Bree holds up a pad of paper and a pen.) Here we've got a home-made lie-detector test. (Bree holds Daniels hand over the paper with the pen.) If they're telling the truth, they'll draw a straight line. If they're lying, there'll be lots of big and little squiggles. I've seen it work in movies. Are you now, or have you ever been a member of terrorist organizations? (Bree jerks Daniel's hand around and gasps, addressing the camera.) He's lying! Question number two: Are you upset that P. Monkey, Owen, and Thor came with us?

Daniel: No. If we run out of food, we'll eat them.

Bree: (addressing the camera with a horrified look) He's telling the truth! (cut to Bree holding Thor in her lap and "testing" him) Okay, new subject. Final question. Thor, do you like Daniel? (Bree appears to be shocked, and sets the "test" aside) We're not gonna show that. Well, that was inconclusive. Seriously though Gemma...um, we really did have a good look around, and we couldn't find anything. I think we're okay for now. Thanks, though. Bye! (waves)

Notes

  • After a recent uproar by fans over rumors that Yousef Abu-Taleb had been fired leading to claims of anti-Arab discrimination, it seems odd that Bree would even jokingly accuse Daniel of being a member of a terrorist organization; however it is a standard government lie test question.