Men Are From Mars

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Template:Blog4 Men Are From Mars is the one hundred thirty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Bree: So, since Daniel and Jonas are not speaking to each other, I've been doing all the hard work by myself. Setting up trip lines and things like that. Bunch of cool stuff Tachyon taught me. Basically, Daniel doesn't like the fact that Jonas and I went hiking together, and Jonas doesn't like the fact that Daniel doesn't like the fact that we went hiking together. Anyway, I had some down time and I was trying to figure out why it's so hard for Daniel and Jonas to just be friends, and deal with they're feelings in a constructive way. So, I went online and found this really interesting article. It's called the band-aid approach. Basically, when a problem arises a man wants to deal with it as quickly as possible, where as a woman want to sort of, talk it through and and look at it from every angle. The problem with the mans approach is it tends to not really solve anything. You know, it's just like, they sweep the hard stuff under the table and it keeps coming up again. In light of recent developments, I've made a list of questions that I hope will bring out the boys' feelings. Now I just have to go ask them.

Jonas: No way. I don't want to talk about this. I just want to watch this movie.

Bree: So, what bothers you most about Daniel?

Jonas: Nothing.

Bree: Mmm hmm.

Jonas: I love him. Like a brother.

Bree: Hm?

Jonas: Mmm hmm.

(Cut to Daniel sitting on a bed reading)

Bree: Any luck there captain?

Daniel: Shhh! I'm trying to concentrate.

Bree: Tsk. *Shakes head* Boys.

(Cut back to Daniel reading)

Bree: Raybolt did it.

Daniel: *Looks up and takes out earbuds* That's messed up, Bree.

Bree: I'm sorry. I didn't realize how in to it you were. Well, now you can help me with my interview. What annoys you most about Jonas?

Daniel: Everything. He's a piece of sh-

(Cut to Jonas on the sofa)

Jonas: He didn't say that. Did he really say that?

Bree: Okay. Next question. What do you think is the one thing that you do that bothers Daniel?

Jonas: Going on hikes with you.

(Cut back to Daniel on the bed)

Bree: What do you think you do that bothers Jonas the most?

Daniel: Breathing.

Bree: Ugh Daniel!

Daniel: No seriously, if I wasn't around, he would have you all to himself.

Bree: Oh my god, why do you care that we were on a hike together?

(Cut to Jonas)

Bree: Well if you guys would just talk to each other then...

Jonas: Bree! What are you? Are you Dr. Phil, I mean come on. Just let it go.

(Cut to Bree)

Bree: Do not become annoyed if the man tries to make a joke out of the situation. This is just a coping mechanism and it is not an effective form of communication.

(Cut to Daniel outside)

Daniel: What are you talking about? Just who are you? Go away. *slams door in Bree's face from the outside* No.

(Cut to Jonas inside)

Jonas: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You can't come and I don't care. *slams door in Bree's face from the inside*

(Cut to Bree)

Bree: Well as you can see, that completely failed. I guess if they want to patch things up, they are going to have to do it themselves. As for me, I'm going for a walk... ALONE.

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