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Mmm Slurpee - NBR Investigates is the thirteenth video in the Nikki Bower video series.

Transcript

Transcript

(Nikki seems to be standing on a busy street outside Lucy's apartment building)

Nikki: Hey, guys, Nikki B, here. The last time Gemma was seen was in a series of videos released by Tachyon and Brother revealing that she may, in fact, have some sort of involvement with the Order. It appears that Gemma may have been working against Bree's interests the whole time.

(Cut to avatar image recently seen on Gemma's YouTube profile page when Tachyon and Brother hacked her account and uploaded several warning videos.)

Nikki: So the Tachyon videos revealed that...

(Cut to scene of Gemma walking near a for sale sign in Los Angeles from Tachyon's video, [[Gemma? [Part I]]])

Nikki: Gemma was, in fact, in Los Angeles...

(Cut to scene of Gemma in front of hedge from her video, Scared To Go Home)

Nikki: ...and not in London, England (said in English accent).

(Cut to scene of Gemma with dog from her first video, Nut Kills Man)

(Cut to scene of Gemma standing next to Lucy from [[Gemma? [Part II]]])

Nikki: The videos also showed Gemma with Lucy who,...

(Cut to a shot of Lucy at wheel of standard Order town car)

Nikki: ...you know, is Bree's Helper...

Cut to scene of Lucy walking with Bree's Dad and Bree's mom outside their house.

Nikki: ...while she's prepared for the Ceremony. They were at this apartment building, and I staked out the building again, but this time there was no sign of Gemma or Lucy. So I also checked out the payphone where Gemma was filmed saying, “Are you sure the ‘D’ in aphid is not an option?” Well, we all know the “D” stands for “destroy.” So, I took all the fingerprints I found in the phone booth to the crime lab, but none of the fingerprints matched anyone in the system, except for this woman. I’ve been following her all day, but all she's been doing all day is delivering mail. Boring! So, the final video we saw of Gemma suggests that she may have been killed. Pkkkk! So, we see what appears to be a gun aimed at Gemma while she walks through an alley. Now, I went to this alley but there were no signs of a struggle there. Nope, no shell casings, no blood. However, there was this really interesting looking barbed wire fence. Now, I’m thinking maybe the Order operates from behind the fence. So, Gemma claimed to be Bree’s friend from Nottingham, and Bree never disputed that. So, assuming Gemma really is Gemma, but lives in Southern California now, she'd have to be documented, have a visa, a work permit, or at least register with the British Consulate. And if Gemma did, in fact, die, the Embassy or the Consulate would have record of her death unless, of course, the Order controls them, too. So, here we are at the British Consulate. I was trying to get inside to see if I could find out any insider scoop on Gemma, but for some reason, they wouldn't let me up. But they did give me this application if I do want to apply for a visa. Personal application, postal application, ooo-la! For some reason they did not believe my British accent. They told me to get out of here, I might get deported. Huh? Oh, a squirrel, see? I swear, they're, he's listening, they're listening, to me. Yeah, run away. Just get the info and run. Watcher squirrel. It’s kind of convenient how that town car just pulled up. Maybe they ran out of black ones so they have a white one. So, apparently orange is the symbol for evil, and those who drink Orange Slurpees are signing their soul over to the Order. So, let's go see if Gemma's been drinking Orange Slurpees here. There’s no Orange Slurpee. The Order must've removed it. Gemma must've been here. Hmmm, well while we're here, I do like myself a Coke Slurpee every so often.

Notes

• This video features a squirrel. Nikki buys a Slurpee, although the 7-Eleven store didn't sell her desired flavour of "Orange". She desires an Orange Slurpee because this is the colour of evil.