Mr. Park Ranger

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Episode 0210/1x210
Mr. Park Ranger

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Blogger Jonas
Date Posted June 11th, 2007
URL old.LG15.com
Forum forum discussion
Length 3:48
Description Bree has been gone for a few days, we tried to find her.
Cast
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
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Mr. Park Ranger is the two-hundred tenth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Mr. Park Ranger is the two hundred tenth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas sits on a couch in the rented cabin, talking to the camera.)

Jonas: It’s been, uh, over three days since I last saw Bree. I’m not gonna t—the way she left, I’m uh, I’m not gonna talk about that right now. So we spend most of Friday and Saturday following a power bar wrapper trail that Daniel was convinced Bree left.

Sarah: Hey, what is that?

Jonas: What?

Daniel: What?

Sarah: Right up there.

Jonas: Bree!

Daniel: What is it, do you see anything?

Sarah: What is it?

Daniel: What'd you see?

Sarah: What is it?

Jonas: Nothing. It's nothing, prob-- probably a squirrel or something. Let's keep going.

Sarah: Those things are ferocious.

Jonas: You know, would you please tell him that we were in the same spot like three hours ago?

Daniel: Dude.

Sarah: This is what I see. Trees plus sticks equals trees and sticks.

Daniel: I'm telling you right now we were not in this spot before. This is new. All of this? New.

Jonas: You know what? We're wasting time.. I'm talking about.

Daniel: You know what? Calm down.

Sarah: Okay, um, you know what, I need to sit down for a minute.

Jonas: Look, you can't sit down. Come on.

Daniel: You okay?

Sarah: No, but no you don't understand, I'm really, like, I just really need to sit down. I think I have a blister.

Daniel: (scoffs) Of course you have a blister, you're not wearing socks.

Sarah: Do I look like the kind of girl who wears socks? My foot hurts.

Daniel: Do you want to head back?

Sarah: Ummm...

Jonas: What? Are you ki--

Sarah: Where are you going?

Jonas: I'm going to go keep looking for our friend, Bree.

Daniel: Dude, just hang out for a minute! Come on!

Jonas: No, why don't you just go back to the cabin, you can cuddle, you can play with her blister, do whatever the hell you want, I don't really care. You suck!

Daniel: You're not the only one who cares, dude!

Jonas: (as he walks away) Shut up. (Cut back to Jonas in the cabin) Okay, so maybe I overreacted, a little bit. But Daniel thinks he's got this great sense of direction, which he doesn't. I mean, he literally took us around in circles, to the same ridge, three or four times. And I am sorry that Sarah got a blister, I am. But seriously, they were treating our, our search for Bree like it was some day hike, instead of actually looking for her. I mean, she could be out there somewhere. She could just be totally lost, and just out there. After we parted ways, I searched and searched, didn't come up with anything, but I came back to the cabin, and it turned out that I got a message from Taylor, and she somehow triangulated the cell phone towers in the area that, uh, we're searching. No clue how she does this stuff, I mean this girl should be working for some spy agency or something. She's amazing. And more amazing is that she picked up a single call that went out early Saturday from a tower that is way inside these woods. So I grabbed a camera, and I headed out. Breeeeeee!!! I, uh, I found this lake, and I went down to the, the edge of it, and for some reason everything just collapsed in my mind, I mean, Bree, my parents, all this stuff with Alex. I'm out there losing it, and Daniel and Sarah are, well, uh, take a look for yourself, I grabbed his camera and here's the footage.

Daniel: Nice view.

Sarah: I'm lost, Mr. Park Ranger.

Daniel: You're twisted!

Sarah: And you like it. Where you goin', Mr. Park Ranger? Mr. Park Ranger is being very naughty.

Daniel: Come on, give it to me.

Sarah: Naughty naughty boy.

Daniel: You know, Mr. Park Ranger needs to go look for Bree, so...

Jonas: Once again, real helpful, just like with the deprogramming. Bottom line is, we still have no idea where she is. I'm crazy, right, because I still care, after everything? I just want to talk to her. You know, I don't care what Daniel and Sarah say. I just want her to look me in the eye and tell me that that wasn't real.

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