My 'Advisor'
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| Blogger | Alessandra |
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| Date Posted | June 4th, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Description | Sorry I've been quiet for a bit. I've been given an 'advisor' by my parents... |
| YouTube Tags | horrorlass alessandra future jobs advisor helper hymn of one sophie friends negative notes
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| Alessandra | Credit Withheld |
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Transcript
Alessandra: Hiya, sorry I've been quiet for a couple of weeks. I've um, had to lie a bit low. I snuck out a few weeks ago to see some old friends of mine, and it was really good fun. I didn't actually get done for it, but I suspect my parents know, because not long after we had this family meeting. And I was told at the meeting that I would be getting my own advisor. Um, this advisor person is kind of part spiritual helper, part academic advisor, part babysitter. And I thought at first it'd be really cool, like having my own Obi-Wan. Well, I met her last week. Her name is Sophie. And Obi-Wan, she is not. With all these exams and whatnot, she keeps getting me to think about my future. Things I ought not to be really comfortable thinking about right now. Um, the other day she gave me this test. And it was called Universal Placement Analysis. And it was basically one of those, you know, vocational aptitude test things where I have to answer multiple choice questions. And she took it off somewhere and it came back and the top five things I'm suited to be when I grow up, which apparently is going to be very soon: elected official, CEO, investment banker, helper, special effects makeup artist. To be honest, I'm not really sure how they're supposed to get all that from me answering questions about, "Do your negative notes affect your concentration?" Wha? I'll tell you what does affect my concentration in a good way. A good football match. Up the 'Ammers
Notes
- "'Ammers" is a nickname for West Ham United.
