The Celestial Network (video)

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Episode 251/2x096
The Celestial Network

Join my cult

Blogger Steve
Date Posted May 5th, 2008
Forum 723|3=lg15}}
Length 3:50
Description Connect with me...
Location(s) Steve's recruiting location
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Steve
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Lawrence Tallis
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Steve Giles Alderson
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Alone in the Woods"
Next "Connect With This!"
Previous by Steve "Outta Here"
Directly after "KateModern S2 Week 16 Recap"

The Celestial Network is the two-hundred fifty-first webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the ninety-sixth video of season two.


(Steve walks in front of the camera, with rows of candles behind him.)

Steve: This is a message to anyone who's ever been betrayed; anyone who's ever been lied to. A message to anyone who's tried to stand up for what is right in the face of deception, violence, and money-grubbing egotism that permeates every level of our rotten society.

I've had a lot of thinking time of late. Mainly due to the fact that I've... That I was left in the middle of a foreign country. Middle of nowhere. That's okay, 'cause I learned a valuable lesson. It's impossible to find true happiness if you're obsessed with the past. The Americans are never going to be happy as long as they fixate on avenging their friend Bree's death. It's no way to honor her memory. It's impossible to have true friendships with people who are paranoid and distrusting. That's not the way I want to be.

But I've realized my true calling now. The Hymn of One is destined to fail because it is flawed in its very core. I'm not just talking about the Order. Even if you ignore the associations with those murdering psychopaths, there's still a fundamental misconception at the center of their organization. Can't believe I didn't see it when I was a member. But the whole thing is a scam designed to milk people out of their individuality and their money. False prophets like Rupert Van Helden spout indoctrinating nonsense and encourage you to buy the books, donate to the fund, read the expensive pamphlets. It's all just money-grabbing brainwashing.

But it doesn't have to be like that. And it won't be. If you open your hearts and connect with me. (The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) You see, I have this overwhelming desire to spread love and friendship with anyone who wants it. Yeah, I know it sounds a bit cheesy, but try and think of it in a spiritual sense. Anyone who wants to can connect with me. (The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) With each other. There's nothing to buy; no books or propaganda to read; and no membership fee.

(The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) Connect with me and ignore the repression mongers at the Hymn of One. (The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) Connect with me and be part of something special. We can turn this social network into a spiritual network. The Celestial Network...

My dear, late friend Kate first showed me the power of online communication, and it's with her in mind that I begin this crusade. Using this method of interaction, we can open up our love to the entire world. (The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) Connect with me and be part of a Celestial Network.

Send me photos of you with the Celestial Network logo. Adopt my skin. Send me your love. Send each other your love. Because love is free. Love is all. (The Celestial Network logo flashes on the screen.) Connect with me.

(Steve smiles as he fades out of the frame. His Bebo address appears on the screen. Cut to the Celestial Network logo.)


  • The logos flash across the screen in several colors. The colors, in order, are white, yellow, black with red glow, black with red glow and white with blue glow, yellow fading to white with blue glow.
  • Throughout the video, children's voices can be heard, as if in a room next door through the walls.