The Hand That Feeds (File 0/15)
| The Hand That Feeds (File 0/15) | |
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| Blogger | Agent Penn |
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| Date Posted | November 7th, 2008 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Description | We could've waterboarded him. I'm just saying. |
| YouTube Tags | zero-sum zero sum opzerosum linc order denderah home office
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| Linc | Logan Rapp |
| Agent Penn | Unknown |
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The Hand That Feeds (File 0/15) is the second video in The Home Office video series.
Transcript
(Static appears on screen, eventually forming an image of Linc with his head tilted down)
Agent Penn: (synthesized voice) Name for the record?
Linc: (Looks up) Thomas Jefferson Russell.
Penn: Callsign?
Linc: Linc.
Penn: When did you begin your employment at the Home Office?
Linc: That's funny, I didn't get a check. Did you lose my I9?
Penn: Answer the question please.
Linc: Three weeks ago.
Penn: For what purpose?
Linc: Community Service.
Penn: Name for the record.
Linc: Thomas Jefferson Russell.
Penn: Call sign.
Linc: Linc.
Penn: When did you begin employment with The Home Office?
Linc: Funny, I never got a check. Did you lose my I-9?
Penn: Answer the question, please.
Linc: Three weeks ago.
Penn: For what purpose?
Linc: (sarcastic) Community service.
Penn: We'll move on. You used to work for the Order of Denderah, whom we subvert at every turn. You have maimed and murdered young girls who were bred for many years. Why are you here now?
Linc: Their severance package wasn't to my liking.
Penn: By which you mean, upon failing objective after objective, they put a burn order out on you and your team. Your incompetence put a mark for death on you and everyone you worked with.
Linc: Every village needs its idiot.
Penn: Is that what you are to us? Now, you can be our idiot a while?
Linc: Hey, you sought me out. Not the other way around. Maybe you should fire your recruiters.
Penn: I want to know where your loyalties are.
Linc: Well it ain't with you jackasses. And it ain't with the crazy ass cult either.
Penn: If they were so crazy, why did you work with them in the first place? You were so dedicated to the cause that you volunteered to be more proactive? You took weapons training with a religious order. Didn't that fire off some alarms?
Linc: Not to the cause.
Penn: What?
Linc: The cause wasn't what I was dedicated to.
Penn: Mr. Russell. You think that in your most recent so-called "community service," that you and your team were successful?
(long pause)
Linc: Define successful.
