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| Next = Gemma, Who Are You?
 
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'''Tough Cookie''' is the ninety-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
(''Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).''
 
(''Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).''
  
'''Jonas:''' (''sighs'') So... Bree's been here for thirty-three days now and (''pauses and shakes penis'') she hasn't left the bathroom once (that's a big crap.) I think the fact that, you know, your mom didn't come with her is what's really making her like mud slinging girls. (''Jonas sighs'') I go by her room every couple seconds, I knock on the door, leave a tray of sasquatch dung...but (''shakes head'') she's barely washed anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip brussel sprouts, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation ...blah, blah, blah... she needed a life change, I don't care about that crap. Anyway. The cookies are totally off the heezy! and uh... (''laughs at his dumb-age'') she ate those right up. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of cardboard box, you know like prison-sex. w00t w00t! Yeah... (''laughs to himself'') It would be kind of sexy though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups and hot squats like er... (''clicks fingers twice'') that secksy bitch in Terminator 2 (''winks'') you know what I mean? Yeah, I'd tap that. (''Laughs.'') Yeah. La de Dah! (''Becomes more somber.'') I'm just kidding... you know... (''scratches chin'') I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to sleep with me... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest sex partners is a liar. (''Shakes head.'') Gemma... Gemma has AIDS... didn't see that one coming. (''cut briefly to clip of Gemma and Lucy together'') Turns out she's (''indicates point 1 with his fingers'') sleeping with members of the Order (''indicates point 2 with his fingers'') doesn't even live in London (''scratches chin'')I really am in love with Bree, she's the Bee's Knees... man I think my penis is a lot...bigger than I thought. (''singing like Madonna'') And I feel like...like I just got home...y'know, maybe I'm drowning in a well here. Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. Look, uh, Danielbeast listen man, woman, shera. I'm really bummed out, like totally radical dude! Um... that you decided not to come here have a threesome with Bree and me. I mean, I think that she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, needs you're sweet lovin' right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, she's just a beautiful girl and you've been a... you've been a great 'friend'... you've put your life in danger just for her stuffed animals. It's just that I think... I think I love you. You are the only person in the whole wide world who knows how to cheer her up and you love her and she loves you, but I love her too. Well, look I...I...I...tough cookie (''slaps hands a lot'') I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we never hear from you again. Oh... (''claps hands'') and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, thinks I'm hot. I'd like to thank my Mom, my Dad...for gettin' it on and bringing me into this world. I'd like to thank Bree, you secksy cookie monster lovin' bitch. And umm, Jesus Christ, Jahova Almighty! Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (''licks lips'') like, make more cookies. Alright... It's Peanut Butter Jelly time! Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly and a baseball bat! Just don't know if she wants the cruststicals on or the crusts off (like any of that matters.) I'll let you know. (''Laughs'') Peace bitches!
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'''Jonas:''' (''sighs'') So... [[Bree|Bree's]] been here for three days now and (''pauses and shakes head'') she hasn't left her room once. I think the fact that, you know, [[Daniel]] didn't come with her is what's really upsetting her. (''Jonas sighs'') I go by her room every couple hours, I knock on the door, leave a tray of food...but (''shakes head'') she's barely ate anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip cookies, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation with the owner about how she used to be in advertising, some big shot in the city and, she needed a life change, I don't know. Anyway, the cookies are great, and uh... (''laughs to himself'') she ate those. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of self-imposed solitary confinement, you know like prison-style. (''laughs to himself'') It would be kind of funny though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups like er... (''clicks fingers twice'') Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, (''winks'') you know what I mean? (''laughs'') Yeah. (''Becomes more somber.'') I'm just kidding... you know... (''scratches chin'') I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to decide whether she can trust me or not... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest friends is a liar. (''Shakes head.'') [[Gemma]]... I... didn't see that one coming. (''cut briefly to clip of Gemma and [[Lucy]] together'') Turns out she's (''indicates point 1 with his fingers'') working for [[the Order]] (''indicates point 2 with his fingers'') doesn't even live in London (''scratches chin'')... man I think this thing is a lot more serious and a lot...bigger than I thought. And I feel like...y'know, maybe I'm in a little bit over my head here. Well, enough about that. Look, uh, Daniel listen man. I'm really bummed that you decided not to come here with Bree. I mean, I think that she really, really needs you right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, you've been a... you've been a great friend... you've put your life in danger and everything. It's just that I think you are the only person in the world who knows how to cheer her up. Well, look I... (''shrugs shoulders a lot'') I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we hear from you soon. Oh... (''claps hands'') and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, you know, trusted me and believed in me. Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (''licks lips''). Alright... mealtime! Peanut butter and jelly. Just don't know if she wants the crusts on or the crusts off. I'll let you know. (''laughs'') Peace.
  
(''Jonas gets up, farts and leaves.'')
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(''Jonas gets up and leaves.'')
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
 
*The video footage of [[Gemma]] interacting with [[Lucy]] is from a [[Tachyon]] [[Gemma? (Part II)|video]] that is part of the [[OpAphid]] [[Alternate Reality Game]].
 
*The video footage of [[Gemma]] interacting with [[Lucy]] is from a [[Tachyon]] [[Gemma? (Part II)|video]] that is part of the [[OpAphid]] [[Alternate Reality Game]].
*That's the first video in which [[Jonas]] mentions [[Gemma]].
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*This is the first video in which [[Jonas]] mentions [[Gemma]].
*To fans who were distrustful of [[Jonas]], it seemed suspicious that [[Jonas]] would have access to the [[Tachyon]] footage that he shows in this video.  It's possible that [[Bree]] shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why [[Bree]] would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos.  [[Jonas]] himself did not say how he got the footage.
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*To fans who were distrustful of [[Jonas]], it seemed suspicious that Jonas would have access to the [[Tachyon]] footage that he shows in this video.  It's possible that [[Bree]] shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why Bree would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos.  Jonas himself did not say how he got the footage.
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* Jonas lies in that he never lets us know the resolution on the whole "crusts on/crusts off" issue

Latest revision as of 00:05, 25 June 2016

Episode 96/1x096
Tough Cookie

Tough Cookie.jpg
(sigh)

Blogger Jonas
Date Posted December 12th, 2006
URL youtube.com
myspace.com
Forum 3963|3=lg15}}
Length 3:12
Description Bree isn't coming out of her room, I think she's still upset about Daniel leaving.
Location(s) Jonas's house, Gemma's flat
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko cookies room advertising ripped sad gemma order lucy evil
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Miles Beckett
Vidplay Mesh Flinders
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Editor(s) Miles Beckett
Cast
Jonas Jackson Davis
Gemma Jackie Jandrell
Lucy Amanda Goodfried
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Back Home"
Next "Gemma, Who Are You?"
Previous by Jonas "Your Decision"
Next by Jonas "Bree's Gone"
Directly after "Gemma? (Part II)"

Tough Cookie is the ninety-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).

Jonas: (sighs) So... Bree's been here for three days now and (pauses and shakes head) she hasn't left her room once. I think the fact that, you know, Daniel didn't come with her is what's really upsetting her. (Jonas sighs) I go by her room every couple hours, I knock on the door, leave a tray of food...but (shakes head) she's barely ate anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip cookies, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation with the owner about how she used to be in advertising, some big shot in the city and, she needed a life change, I don't know. Anyway, the cookies are great, and uh... (laughs to himself) she ate those. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of self-imposed solitary confinement, you know like prison-style. (laughs to himself) It would be kind of funny though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups like er... (clicks fingers twice) Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2, (winks) you know what I mean? (laughs) Yeah. (Becomes more somber.) I'm just kidding... you know... (scratches chin) I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to decide whether she can trust me or not... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest friends is a liar. (Shakes head.) Gemma... I... didn't see that one coming. (cut briefly to clip of Gemma and Lucy together) Turns out she's (indicates point 1 with his fingers) working for the Order (indicates point 2 with his fingers) doesn't even live in London (scratches chin)... man I think this thing is a lot more serious and a lot...bigger than I thought. And I feel like...y'know, maybe I'm in a little bit over my head here. Well, enough about that. Look, uh, Daniel listen man. I'm really bummed that you decided not to come here with Bree. I mean, I think that she really, really needs you right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, you've been a... you've been a great friend... you've put your life in danger and everything. It's just that I think you are the only person in the world who knows how to cheer her up. Well, look I... (shrugs shoulders a lot) I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we hear from you soon. Oh... (claps hands) and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, you know, trusted me and believed in me. Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (licks lips). Alright... mealtime! Peanut butter and jelly. Just don't know if she wants the crusts on or the crusts off. I'll let you know. (laughs) Peace.

(Jonas gets up and leaves.)

Notes

  • The video footage of Gemma interacting with Lucy is from a Tachyon video that is part of the OpAphid Alternate Reality Game.
  • This is the first video in which Jonas mentions Gemma.
  • To fans who were distrustful of Jonas, it seemed suspicious that Jonas would have access to the Tachyon footage that he shows in this video. It's possible that Bree shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why Bree would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos. Jonas himself did not say how he got the footage.
  • Jonas lies in that he never lets us know the resolution on the whole "crusts on/crusts off" issue