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Template:Blog3 Tough Cookie is the ninety-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas is sitting in a chair in his library).

Jonas: (sighs) So... Bree's been here for three days now and (pauses and shakes head) she hasn't left her room once. I think the fact that, you know, Daniel didn't come with her is what's really upsetting her. (Jonas sighs) I go by her room every couple hours, I knock on the door, leave a tray of food...but (shakes head) she's barely ate anything. I have a plan though, 'cause I know she likes chocolate chip cookies, right? So, I went to this bakery. Then I got into some random conversation with the owner about how she used to be in advertising, some big shot in the city and, she needed a life change, I don't know. Anyway. The cookies are great, and uh... (laughs to himself) she ate those. And uh, it's weird, it's just like she's put herself in some kind of self-imposed solitary confinement, you know like prison-sex. w00t w00t! Yeah... (laughs to himself) It would be kind of funny though if she came out all ripped from doing, like, push-ups and sit-ups and hot squats like er... (clicks fingers twice) Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 (winks) you know what I mean? (Laughs.) Yeah. La de Dah!(Becomes more somber.) I'm just kidding... you know... (scratches chin) I'm sure she just has a lot to think about. It's just frustrating because this whole last week I'm trying to get her to decide whether she can trust me or not... you know and just... just when she decides to take a chance, turns out one of her oldest friends is a liar. (Shakes head.) Gemma... I... didn't see that one coming. (cut briefly to clip of Gemma and Lucy together) Turns out she's (indicates point 1 with his fingers) working for the Order (indicates point 2 with his fingers) doesn't even live in London (scratches chin)I really am in love with Bree, she's the Bee's Knees... man I think this thing is a lot more serious and a lot...bigger than I thought. And I feel like like I just got home...y'know, maybe I'm in a little bit over my head here. Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. Look, uh, Danielbeast listen man, woman, shera. I'm really bummed that you decided not to come here with Bree. I mean, I think that she really, really needs you right now. Y'know it's, look, it's not like I blame you, you know, you've been a... you've been a great friend... you've put your life in danger and everything. It's just that I think you are the only person in the whole wide world who knows how to cheer her up and you love her and she loves you, but I love her too. Well, look I...I...I...tough cookie (shrugs shoulders a lot) I hope you're doing well and, uh, that we hear from you soon. Oh... (claps hands) and as a side note I just wanna thank everyone out there who, you know, trusted me and believed in me. Umm. Look, I promise I--I promise I will do everything I can do to help out Bree (licks lips) like, make more cookies. Alright... mealtime! Peanut butter and jelly. Just don't know if she wants the crusts on or the crusts off (like any of that matters.) I'll let you know. (Laughs) Peace bitches!

(Jonas gets up, farts and leaves.)

Notes

• The video footage of Gemma interacting with Lucy is from a Tachyon video that is part of the OpAphid Alternate Reality Game.
• That's the first video in which Jonas mentions Gemma.
• To fans who were distrustful of Jonas, it seemed suspicious that Jonas would have access to the Tachyon footage that he shows in this video. It's possible that Bree shared it with him, or that he was watching the response videos. It's not clear why Bree would share this Tachyon information, and the vloggers have never made mention of watching Tachyon response videos. Jonas himself did not say how he got the footage.