WC ONE

Episode 196/2x041

WC ONE
Justin is crazy!
Blogger	Gavin
Date Posted	March 6th, 2008
URL	lg15.com
Forum	606|3=lg15}}
Length	4:22
Description	I preferred being my own boss. I think this Justin Credible guy may have escaped from a mental hospital.
Location(s)	JTV Headquarters
YouTube Tags	KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s)	Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s)	Pete Gibbons
Line Producer	Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator	Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s)	Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s)	Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer	Luke Hyams
Vidplay	Neil Mossey
Story	Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Music	"Second First" by Drop Trio
Cast
Gavin	Ralf Little
Julia	Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Lee	Sam Donovan
Justin	Phil Whelans
Meryl	Meryl Iona Edwards
Jonathan	Jonathan Almond
Kelly	Kelly Brett
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"Terry"
Next	"Temper Temper"
Previous by Gavin	"Mini Bah"
Next by Gavin	"Credible?"

WC ONE is the one-hundred ninety-sixth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the forty-first video of season two.

Transcript

(Gavin is in the kitchen playing with a screwdriver.)

Gavin: Now, there's loads and loads of cameras knocking about this place, and it's, well, my job to test them all. So you already know Gavin the legend, thought maybe you'd want to know a little bit more about Gavin the man. Uh, so I thought I would give you a day in the life of a technical manager. Uh, and, at the moment, I'm working on some very, very "delicate" equipment. Uh... (Pans the camera down to his crotch and laughs.) Even more delicate than that! (Shakes his head and puts the camera down.) Um...

(Gavin shows the screwdriver to the camera. Cut to him showing a tea bag to the camera. Cut to him sniffing a cup by the sink. Cut to Gavin showing a jug of milk to the camera. Cut to Gavin admiring his nails as he waits for the tea. Cut to Gavin shaking two packets of sugar at the camera. Cut to Gavin pouring the sugar into the cup. Cut to Gavin showing the screwdriver to the camera again. Gavin stirs the cup with the screwdriver and then extracts the tea bag from the cup and sips the tea..)

Gavin: Perfect.

(Gavin walks out of the kitchen. Cut to Gavin sighing as he opens the door to the office. He turns the camera on himself as he walks to his desk.)

Gavin: Now, it's important not to get in anyone's way. Just to be a "facilitator". So, watch me not get in anyone's way over in the corner here.

(Gavin sits at his desk and zooms in on his teacup.)

Gavin: Here we are. There's teacam. (Pans to show a stack of biscuits.) And the sister network, biscuitcam. (Pans to show an individual biscuit.) And, of course, biscuits+1. Know what? Justin'd probably stream that. Maybe I can ask him to give me a format fee.

(Pans to show Lee at the desk across the aisle.) And there's the team hard at work. (Looks around the office. Gavin zooms in on Julia's breasts.) Delicate equipment. Needs fine tuning. (Julia adjusts her bra strap.)

Lee: Aww, you saved my life. Hey, hey! Didn't have to get me a cup of tea as well. (Grabs Gavin's teacup.) Oh, go on, then. Oh, and biscuits as well! (Grabs a biscuit.) Tha-

Gavin: Give them back.

(Justin enters the room, clapping.)

Lee: No, we're a team now, Gav.

(Gavin zooms in on Justin, who is wearing his clothes backwards.)

Justin: Team, little bit of (Points to his eye.) eyeball time. Now, I know what you're thinking. But those lifts will be fixed by 4 o'clock; I promise. (Looks at his clothes.) Um, uh, it's a bet. Bet gone wrong. Bad bet.

Justin: So! How are Celebrity Burial Recreations going? Anybody? Julia: nun! Nun outfit for-for Lee? Is it here yet?

Julia: Uh... Sorry, Justin.

Justin: It's probably reception. Good luck with the latest pilot, team. I-I have to, uh... go now. (Claps.) Good luck!

(Gavin zooms in on Justin's backwards clothing as he leaves. Julia walks over to Gavin.)

Gavin: (Holds out a biscuit.) Do you want a biscuit?

Julia: No.

Gavin: Biscuit? (Julia slaps his hand away.)

Julia: Do you think Justin's okay?

Gavin: Yeah, he's alright.

Julia: No. I mean, do you think he's okay? (Points at her head.)

Gavin: Well, yeah; he's paying for all this. Although, he did push back that launch. And he keeps stockpiling all those crap TV shows on "Danger Scouse" over there.

Lee: Don't mind me...

Julia: Yeah, we don't let you know what's going on here, do we?

Lee: Yeah, and he's always in his office.

(Cut to Julia and Gavin walking through the hall of the building.)

Julia: So I've, um, I lost my tape and it's late, so, um, I just hope Justin's got it.

(Gavin and Julia go over to the door of Justin's office. Gavin knocks and then picks the lock with his screwdriver.)

Julia: Um... Gavin's helping.

Gavin: Well, that was easier than I thought...

(Gavin opens the door to the office, and they proceed in. Lee records the sign to Justin's office, which says "Justin Credible TV C.E.O.". The office is covered in sticky notes, and its contents include a sink, a toilet, an office chair, and a table.)

Julia: Oh my god...

Gavin: Whoah.

(Lee zooms in on a picture of himself on the wall in a jockey outfit. The wall is covered with pictures of Julia in her bikini from Boobcast.)

Lee: That is not my f-

Julia: (Slams her hands over the pictures of herself.) Gavin!

Lee: Why am I dressed like a jockey?

(Cut to a closeup of Lee's jockey picture.)

Julia: Well at least you're dressed. What the hell is going on?

Gavin: He is absolutely barking mad. (Takes the camera from Lee and rips down sign for Justin's office, revealing the placard for the handicap WC.)

Notes

• WC stands for Water Closet, aka restroom.