Warn These Hiding!
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|Warn These Hiding!|
|Date Posted|| February 7th, 2007|
|Description|| My biggest fan invited me over to their place, because apparently that's what fans do for bloggers.
|YouTube Tags|| jonastko opaphid tachyon 10033 lonelygirl15 danielbeast gemmers19 MANY MEDIUMS KEEPING HUMOR LISTS|
|Executive Producer|| Brucker|
|Camera|| Not Brucker|
|But then|| what isn't?|
|Episode I|| Heed This Warning|
|Episode II|| Where Is Dan Thing?|
|Episode III||Warn These Hiding!|
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(Cut to a still of Jonas)
Jonas: Hey everybody, it's Jonas. Uh...
(Fade to an interior shot. The sound of knocking is heard. The person holding the camera opens a door and Brucker is seen standing outside.)
Brucker: Hey great! (Brucker walks inside) Thanks for inviting me over. Mind if I say something real quick? (Brucker sits down in an armchair near the door) I wanted to actually--and you can help me here--I really wanted to send a message out to, uh, to Jonas this time. (brief cut to still of Jonas with back-masked audio) Um, you know, they say...that you're much more likely to be attacked by someone you know than someone you don't know, but statistically, I think that has a lot more to do with the fact that you're more likely to come in contact with...people that you know. And the fact is...inviting strangers into your house just 'cause you saw their blog on the Internet and they seem like pretty cool people? That can't be a really smart thing to do. But you know, it's not like (brief cut to still of Jonas with back-masked audio) it's not like you got your car stolen, or...oh, no, wait, you did. Uh, or any of your credit cards or money. Oh, nope, that happened too, didn't it? Well, it's not like, you know, you're in trouble with the law, or there's some sort of bizarre secret society chasing you down, you know, 'cause you let these people into your house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well...you know...all-all's well in the end, now. I guess they're cool people and that's what matters. (brief cut to still of Jonas with back-masked audio) But um, you know... If that's what you want to do, that's cool. You know. And hey, you know...it's all about, "if you're a blogger, come on over to my house!" right? And I really appreciate, uh, you coming and inviting me to your house. Uh, and uh, I just-I was just wondering, um, is there a place I could wash up around here, (Brucker reaches into his coat and pulls out a blood-soaked butcher knife wrapped in a small towel) 'cause I really, I've got a big mess here, and I'd really like to take care of it. Is that-is that, uh, is it okay? (cut to still of Jonas with back-masked audio)