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quikstrike98
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My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner. 
This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning.  |
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Mirage
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| quikstrike98 wrote: | | My last post was ambiguously worded I guess--that was our job as the opposing force, to die in a loud and professional military manner. |
So how does one "die in a loud yada yada yada?" do you talk about walking towards the white light? That's probably frowned upon, huh?  So basically it's like, "Oh no. I. Am. Dying. Fast. I require medical attention or I will soon be deceased." ?
| Quote: | | This is a PG-13 rated forum. Any references to penetration are solely intended in a PG-13 manner, and should in no way be construed as having any other meaning. |
Tsk. Tsk. I should put up a disclaimer. While this might be a PG-13 forum, I am a rated R girl. So all refrences to penetration will be assumed to mean one thing, and one thing only.
No I'm not going to say what that one thing is! I said "R", not "MA" or "XXX"!!  |
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quikstrike98
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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Usually it's pretty anticlimactic. "You're dead". Oh well, time to have a smoke and eat my beef stew MRE. Death is really a chance to get something to eat and then PM your ride. Kind of a bore, really.
I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses. |
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Mirage
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| quikstrike98 wrote: | | Death is really a chance to get something to eat |
That is a freakin' hillarious quote right there!
| Quote: | | I'm actually an "X" rated guy, which is why I decided a long time ago I'd make a really lousy practicing Catholic. But all such things should be kept behind closed doors, where they don't scare the horses. |
But it makes you good at practicing something ELSE!
*rim shot*
(oh gee, I wonder how THAT will be taken. ) |
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quikstrike98
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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Practice makes perfect...
Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce. |
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quikstrike98
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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| quikstrike98 wrote: | | Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum. |
You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue.
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Mirage
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| quikstrike98 wrote: | Practice makes perfect...
Not that I get much practice since the divorce. But then, I didn't get much practice in the marriage....which is one of several reasons for the divorce. |
Bwah! But atleast now the avenue for getting practice in is wider. Right?
| quikstrike98 wrote: | | Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum. |
I dont know if I should giggle or blush! Actually, another option came to mind, but like you said, PG-13.
Although I feel sorry for anyone who only gets to do a "Random Thrust" yearly......
| Flautapantera wrote: | | quikstrike98 wrote: | | Oh Mirage, I'm sure you'd be amused at the name of the exercise that pic was taken on: "Tandem Thrust". No joke. We called it "Random Thrust". It's a yearly event; the Aussies slang for it is "Two Dogs". And I'm not going to post the reason for that term on a PG-13 forum. |
You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue. |
Hee! Anything to please. Feel free to jump right in!
Er....that is.... |
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tannhaus
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| Flautapantera wrote: | | You and Mirage have some pretty excellent dialogue. |
Everybody is sexxing up the Mirage
It just proves people have good taste |
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alexisme
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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this is an ollld picture.
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rachelalexis
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| alexisme wrote: | | this is an ollld picture. |
You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture. 
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alexisme
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| rachelalexis wrote: | | alexisme wrote: | | this is an ollld picture. |
You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture. |
haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago.
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rachelalexis
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| alexisme wrote: | | rachelalexis wrote: | | alexisme wrote: | | this is an ollld picture. |
You can tell. Looks like a total jailbait picture. |
haha...actually i think i was 19...which is a few years ago. |
Maybe I'm just thinking that cuz in that pic you look like my ex-boyfriend. Ever since we broke up he looks 12 to me (colored by my realization of his immaturity no doubt.)
But anyways...
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coconeedles
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Because I'm bored...
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*shifty eyes*
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