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== The Origins of Orange Slurpee ==
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'''Orange Slurpees''' have been shown to have ''SERIOUS'' and even '''DESTRUCTIVE''' results.
  
Over time, bored forum members devised the theory that orange is a symbol for evil and that those who drink orange slurpees are signing their soul over to [[The Order]]. Further, it has been suggested that when orange appears in a video, it is a foreshadowing of evil.
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However, Orange Slurpee has started a {{myspace|orange_slurpee|website}} in his/her/its defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions.
  
The slurpee hypothesis came about when Sydney was so bored that she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and thus decided that she should go to 7-11 and try a slurpee.
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It is unclear at this time whether other orange products (ie Orange Juice) have these same effects.
  
Later, users claimed that all slurpee machines at the 7-11 had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange slurpees.
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== Counts against Orange Slurpees in Videos ==
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*The word ''orange'' appears as a tag to Gemma's video [[A Watcher]].
  
== Orange Slurpee Developments ==
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*Shortly after this website was erected, the "[[Breakfast In Bed]]" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges.
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**Orange Slurpee commented on this in the most recent OS blog. Fans speculate that these images were foreshadowing of the impending danger of the [[Watcher | Watchers]] facing Bree and Daniel.
  
[[Image:Jonasslurpee.jpg|right|thumb|An ominous portent!]]
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*[[Jonas]] went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange Slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-Eleven. Also, the clock in [[Jonas's house]] was set to approximately 7:11 in the video [[Trust Issues]]
  
SharpI helped confirm our fears when she posted [http://tinyurl.com/yn59wa this link] (They Disappeared video comment #314).
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*In the video [[Truth Or Dare]], a drunken Daniel slurrs, "Let's get a Slurpee."
  
Also, Lizard directed us to [http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i92/kespohla/slurpeemaker.jpg a photo] of an orange dressed as Darth Vader, harvesting other oranges to make the Orange Slurpees.
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*Dr. Immant, in [[Order Announcement: New Policy to Combat Misinformation.]], making a public announcement, sipped on a Slurpee saying "mmm orange" when he thought he was no longer on the air.
  
As you can see, these Orange Slurpees and possibly other Orange products (i.e Orange Juice), are very serious and VERY destructive. However, Orange Slurpee has started a [http://www.myspace.com/orange_slurpee website] in his/her/its defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions.
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*In a video titled {{revver|148299|ARONEG}} released by The 707 clique, drinks an Orange Slurpee in an attempt to prove it wrong, and turns evil.
  
The word ''orange'' appears as a [[Category:YouTube tags|tag]] to Gemma's video [[A Watcher]].
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== Orange Notes- Proving Orange Wrong/Evil ==
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[[Image:OrangeJulius.jpg|right|thumb|The original logo for Orange Julius.]]
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* Orange Juliuses are tasty orange drinks. Orange Julius's logo has the Devil on it. The Devil was evil before being evil was cool. Evil is now cool. Orange Julius is cool, has the Devil on its logo and is orange, Obviously, orange is evil as hell (pun intended).
  
Shortly after this website was erected, the "[[Breakfast In Bed]]" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges. Orange Slurpee commented on this in the most recent OS blog.  Fans speculate that these images were foreshadowing of the impending danger of the [[Watcher | Watchers]] facing Bree and Daniel.
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*The original Orange Julius logo was design by a graphic artist named Howard Miereanu. Living in the sunny San Fernando Valley, Howard continues to run his own advertising agency.
  
[[jonastko]] went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-11. Also, the clock in [[Jonas's house]] was set to approximately 7:11 in the video [[Trust Issues]]
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* Prison inmates are often dressed in orange. Most prisoners are criminals. Most criminals are evil. So prison inmates are evil and wear orange; therefore, orange is evil.
  
Dr. Immant, in his most recent video, [[Order Announcement: New Policy to Combat Misinformation.]], making a public announcement, sipped on a slurpee saying "mmm orange" when he thought he was no longer on the air.
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* Pumpkins are orange. Pumpkins play a big role in horror movies like Pumpkinhead and anything about Sleepy Hollow. The Green Goblin uses exploding pumpkins. All of these characters are evil. Pumpkins are orange and are used by evil people; therefore, orange must be evil.
  
In the video [[Trust Issues]], Jonas makes a reference to the rollercoaster "Goliath".  Research has shown that not only is this rollercoaster painted orange, but it is also located at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA [http://www.sixflags.com/parks/magicmountain/Rides/goliath.html].  "Valencia" is the name of one of the two main types of California oranges [http://www.sunkist.com/products/oranges.asp].
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* Oranges are used as a symbol of impending doom in The Godfather.
  
== Orange Slurpee Credits ==
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* Two words: Clockwork Orange
  
[[Image:OrangeJulius.jpg|right|thumb|The original logo for Orange Julius.]]
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==Icee ==
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*At the time [[Subjects Apprehended|Bree was captured]], she was drinking an Orange Icee. It has been theorized, that Orange Icee is as evil as her nefarious cousin, Orange Slurpee.
  
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*May 17, 2007 - Sonic the restaurant advertised their new Orange Slushie in one of those page-covering ads when you first go on to Myspace. So the question is... is Sonic part of the Order?
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== Orange Slurpee Credits ==
 
Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:
 
Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:
  
Sydney, Lizard, Joe, HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Hooda17, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, Marbella, Tessaroo, and many others.
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Sydney, Joe, Iamcool,  Lizard,  HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Hooda17, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, [[Marbella]], Tessaroo, and many others.
  
== Links ==
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These selected few are referred to as the OSC. All but a rare few have completely disappeared from the Breeniverse. This suggests that they have been kidnapped, or "taken care of" by the Order as punishment for exposing one of the Order's most clever plots. (Seriously, poison/drugs slipped into an innocent-looking fruity iced drink? Who would have thought?)
[http://www.myspace.com/orange_slurpee Orange Slurpee's Myspace Page]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI HorrayForMeImMakingOut's video]
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== External links ==
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*{{myspace|orange_slurpee|Orange Slurpee's Myspace Page}}
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*{{youtube|l1HBX-f_TrI|HorrayForMeImMakingOut's video}}
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*{{youtube|6UdpooL1Sxs|Orange Slurpee}}
  
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]
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[[Category:Fan stuff]]
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[[Category:Theories and speculation]]

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Mmm... Orange.


Orange Slurpees have been shown to have SERIOUS and even DESTRUCTIVE results.

However, Orange Slurpee has started a website in his/her/its defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions.

It is unclear at this time whether other orange products (ie Orange Juice) have these same effects.

Counts against Orange Slurpees in Videos

  • The word orange appears as a tag to Gemma's video A Watcher.
  • Shortly after this website was erected, the "Breakfast In Bed" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges.
    • Orange Slurpee commented on this in the most recent OS blog. Fans speculate that these images were foreshadowing of the impending danger of the Watchers facing Bree and Daniel.
  • Jonas went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange Slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-Eleven. Also, the clock in Jonas's house was set to approximately 7:11 in the video Trust Issues
  • In the video Truth Or Dare, a drunken Daniel slurrs, "Let's get a Slurpee."
  • In a video titled ARONEG released by The 707 clique, drinks an Orange Slurpee in an attempt to prove it wrong, and turns evil.

Orange Notes- Proving Orange Wrong/Evil

The original logo for Orange Julius.
  • Orange Juliuses are tasty orange drinks. Orange Julius's logo has the Devil on it. The Devil was evil before being evil was cool. Evil is now cool. Orange Julius is cool, has the Devil on its logo and is orange, Obviously, orange is evil as hell (pun intended).
  • The original Orange Julius logo was design by a graphic artist named Howard Miereanu. Living in the sunny San Fernando Valley, Howard continues to run his own advertising agency.
  • Prison inmates are often dressed in orange. Most prisoners are criminals. Most criminals are evil. So prison inmates are evil and wear orange; therefore, orange is evil.
  • Pumpkins are orange. Pumpkins play a big role in horror movies like Pumpkinhead and anything about Sleepy Hollow. The Green Goblin uses exploding pumpkins. All of these characters are evil. Pumpkins are orange and are used by evil people; therefore, orange must be evil.
  • Oranges are used as a symbol of impending doom in The Godfather.
  • Two words: Clockwork Orange

Icee

  • At the time Bree was captured, she was drinking an Orange Icee. It has been theorized, that Orange Icee is as evil as her nefarious cousin, Orange Slurpee.
  • May 17, 2007 - Sonic the restaurant advertised their new Orange Slushie in one of those page-covering ads when you first go on to Myspace. So the question is... is Sonic part of the Order?

Orange Slurpee Credits

Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:

Sydney, Joe, Iamcool, Lizard, HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Hooda17, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, Marbella, Tessaroo, and many others.

These selected few are referred to as the OSC. All but a rare few have completely disappeared from the Breeniverse. This suggests that they have been kidnapped, or "taken care of" by the Order as punishment for exposing one of the Order's most clever plots. (Seriously, poison/drugs slipped into an innocent-looking fruity iced drink? Who would have thought?)

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