Difference between revisions of "Entertaining Myself"

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Entertaining Myself is the two-hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Entertaining Myself is the two hundred second video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Sarah: Believe me when I tell you (whispers) I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (Air quotes) "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.) Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. Sing the eternal annoying song. (She gags.) Ugh. I don't know if I want to be part of this. Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it Bikram style. That's yoga, you pervs. My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. Hello in there. Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before. Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.

Taylor: Colossus is good.

Sarah: What do you mean by "good"?

Taylor: Good.

Sarah: Is he dead?

Taylor: Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.

Sarah: (to the camera) If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.

Taylor: But I'm sure he misses you.

Sarah: Anything new with Mom?

Taylor: Umm... she cut her hair really short, and she tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.

Sarah: That's pretty.

Taylor: It's a lot better than it sounds.

Sarah: Okay then.

Taylor: Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.

Sarah: What did he say?

Taylor: I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.

Sarah: Yeah, I'll try. (Turns to the camera and mouths) No I won't.

Taylor: Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.

Sarah: You're hanging out with Perry?

Taylor: Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.

Sarah: What do you mean you hung out?

Taylor: It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey) kinda cute.

Sarah: Get that away from me! (She gags again) I just threw up in my mouth.

Taylor: Okay, dramatic.

Sarah: Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?

Taylor: He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like two months.

Sarah: Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (She closes her laptop) Bye.

Taylor: No, Sarah--

Sarah: I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. {Sarah kisses P Monkey then puts P Monkey on her breasts} That's his favorite part.

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