Aunt Alex

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Template:Blog4 Aunt Alex is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Daniel: Well, Bree left-

Jonas: See ya.

Daniel: So, anyways, were on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas' aunt, and, ah, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. Ya think? Yeah, maybe? Just- what? Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

Jonas: No, that was just- a thing, I'm not gonna-

Daniel: No, tell us! It was a- a joke, right?

Jonas: Yeah, ofcourse it was a joke.

Daniel: Well then, tell us.

Jonas: No.

Daniel: Why? Why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

Jonas: Okay, okay, I'll tell you.

Daniel: Alright, cool.

Jonas: It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing my mom used to tell me, she would say, Jonas, uh, would you rather be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am, and she'd say, are you sure that's possible? See, innocent.

Daniel: Well, let's put it like this- he said that to Bree, yeah, Bree, like as in, the brainchild, Bree? I'm-so-smart Bree. Yeah. Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camels back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What d'ya think they're doing?

Jonas: Mmm, talking about ways to kill me? Oh, listen, before we pick up my aunt, uh, I don't know how kosher she's going to be with the whole beanie I pulled on her office the other day-

Daniel: Are you serious?

Jonas: Yeah

Daniel: No one tells us

Jonas: It'll be fine. It's- I'm pretty sure.

Daniel: You're sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

Jonas: I don't know.

Daniel: How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

Jonas: Yeah, good point.

Daniel: What're you gonna tell her about your hand?

Jonas: Uh, I don't think I'm gonna-

Daniel: It's a connundrum.

Jonas: Yes Daniel-sun, it is a connundrum.

Daniel: She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry-

Jonas: Daniel? Daniel. Dude.

Daniel: What?

Jonas: Listen to me.

Daniel: I'm not-

Jonas: Do not hit-

Daniel: I'm not going to-

Jonas: Do not hit on my aunt.

Daniel: All I'm saying is-

Jonas: If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

Daniel: All right. Say hi to the camera.

Alex: Hi.

Daniel: So, I don't know, maybe tell us a little something about Rome?

Alex: Is he serious?

Jonas: Mmhmm. But, um, just ignore him.

Daniel: Whatever, dude.

Alex: Oh my god, what happened to your hand?

Jonas: Oh, um- nothing, you know, I just, um, I cut it in the kitchen-

Alex: Are you okay?

Jonas: I was making salad,

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