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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
'''Steve:''' All right. So I've been watching Charlie's videos all week. I am convinced that if we find who is kidnapping all these girls, it'll lead us straight to Kate's killer. You know Terrance... sorry Terry... he's been a real help in all this, its like he's a completely different person. Just shows you the power of the Hymn i guess.
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'''Steve:''' All right. So I've been watching Charlie's videos all week, and I'm convinced that if we find out who it is that's been kidnapping all these girls, it'll lead us straight to [[Kate]]'s killer. You know Terrence - sorry, "Terry" - he's been a real help in all this, its like he's a completely different person. Just shows you the power of the [[Hymn of One|Hymn]], I guess.
  
'''Terrance:''' Steve!
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'''Terrence:''' Steve!
  
'''Steve:''' Oh speak of the devil.
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'''Steve:''' Oh! Speak of the devil.
  
'''Terrance:''' Steve i did it!
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(''Steve turns the camera to show Terrence walking over''.)
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'''Terrence:''' Steve, I did it!
  
 
'''Steve:''' Whats that?
 
'''Steve:''' Whats that?
  
'''Terrance:''' I got the address of the last girl that was kidnapped.
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'''Terrence:''' I got the address of [[Lauren's sister|the last girl]] that was kidnapped.
  
 
'''Steve:''' No way!
 
'''Steve:''' No way!
  
'''Terrance:''' Yea i think you should talk to her family see if you can find anything out from them.
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'''Terrence:''' Yeah. I think you should and talk to her family. Well, see if you can find anything out from them.
  
'''Steve:''' Okay lets do it! Are you sure it will be safe?
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'''Steve:''' Uh, great! Let's do it! Are you sure it's safe?
  
'''Terrance:''' If we go with a song in our hearts our journey will be true and just. (''half grins'') C'mon.
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'''Terrence:''' If we go on with a song in our hearts, our journey will be true and just. (''Half grins.'') Come on.
  
(''Steve and Terrance walk to a a blue door.'')
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(''Steve follows Terrence across the street. Cut to a street. Cut to Steve slowly walking down another street. Cut to Steve walking up to a blue door. Steve points at the door''.)
  
'''Terrance:''' Steve this is it.
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'''Terrence:''' Steve, this is it.
  
'''Steve:''' Alright here goes nothing. (''knocks on door'')
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(''Cut to a shot of the door, showing the address''.)
  
'''Lauren''': Yes? What do you want? What's the deal with the camera? You a couple of pervs or something.
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'''Steve:''' Right. Here goes nothing.
  
'''Steve:''' No, god, no, no, We just want to ask you some questions, About your sister.
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(''Steve slowly walks up the stairs and knocks on the door. He looks back at the camera as he waits. Finally Lauren opens the door''.)
  
'''Lauren:''' Piss off you nonce! (''slams door in steves face'')
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'''Lauren''': Yeah? What you want? (''Sighs, annoyed''.) What's the deal with the camera? You a couple of pervs or something?
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'''Steve:''' No! God, no-no, no. We just- we just wanted to ask you some questions. About your sister?
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'''Lauren:''' Ugh. Piss off you nonce! (''Slams door.'')
  
 
'''Steve:''' Nonce?
 
'''Steve:''' Nonce?
  
'''Terrance:'''Don't worry mate we'll figure something out.
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'''Terrence:''' Don't worry, mate. We'll figure something out.
  
(''Steve and Terrance are watching Lauren's door. she exits.'')
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(''Steve stops to think. Cut to Steve and Terrence watching the door from across the street in a nearby alley. Steve looks at the camera as they wait. Terrence zooms in on the door and Steve wipes his nose. Eventually the door opens and Lauren steps outside''.)
  
 
'''Steve:''' There she is.
 
'''Steve:''' There she is.
  
'''Terrance:''' Right, let's go.
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'''Terrence:''' Right. Let's go!
  
'''Steve:''' 'Cuse me, hey...
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(''Steve and Terrence slowly cross the street. Cut to the other side of the street. Steve approaches Lauren as she walks''.)
  
'''Lauren:''' I dont believe it. I thought I told you to do one. My sister has just been kidnapped and i dont feel like talking to a pair of twats like you!
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'''Steve:''' 'Scuse me! Hey.
  
'''Steve:''' Yea i know. I'm really sorry, but we're here to help. We just wanna find the girls who've been kidnapped, were not journalists or anything.
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'''Lauren:''' Ugh. I don't believe it. I thought I told you to do one?
'''Lauren:''' Alright i'm listening. But seriously whats with the camera?
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'''Steve:''' It's nothing weird i promise you, it just helps us document what's going on.
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'''Steve:''' Yeah...
  
'''Lauren:''' Right well hurry up!
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'''Lauren:''' My sister has just been kidnapped, and I don't feel like talking to a pair of twats like you!
  
'''Steve:''' We found out that all the girls that went mising were part of a trial testing a drug to prevent endomitritis.
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'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know. I know, and I'm really sorry. But we're here to help! We just want to find the girls who've been kidnapped; we're not- we're not journalists or anything.
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'''Lauren:''' Alright; I'm listening. But, seriously, what's with the camera?
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'''Steve:''' Oh, it- It's nothing weird, I promise you. It just helps us document what's going on.
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'''Lauren:''' Right, well hurry up.
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'''Steve:''' Okay. We found out that all the girls who went missing were part of a trial, testing a drug to prevent {{wikipedia|Endometriosis}}.
 
    
 
    
'''Lauren:''' The womb thing? Yea I did it and all.
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'''Lauren:''' The womb thing? Yeah, I did it and all?
  
 
'''Steve:''' You did that as well?
 
'''Steve:''' You did that as well?
  
'''Lauren:''' Yea and i haven't been kidnapped so i guess it's back to the drawing board for you Sherlock.
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'''Lauren:''' Yeah, and I haven't been kidnapped, so I guess it's back to the drawing board for you, Sherlock.
  
'''Steve:''' Oh my god dont you see? You're in real danger here! Just cause you havent been kidnapped doesnt mean you won't be. Those weren't really real drug tests. I'll explain everything later, but you better come with us now. I'll protect you okay?
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'''Steve:''' Oh my god, don't you see? You're in real danger here! Just 'cause you haven't been kidnapped yet doesn't mean you won't be! Those weren't really real drug tests. I'll explain everything later, but you've got to come with us now. (''Lauren laughs in disbelief''.) We'll protect you, okay?
  
'''Lauren:''' Yea right! Two weirdos turn up on my doorstep filming me and tell me i gotta go away with them. What's next? You gonna get me a couple of sweets, Take me to the puppies in your car...
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'''Lauren:''' Yeah right! Two weirdos turn up on my doorstep ''filming me'', and telling me I gotta go away with them. What's next? You gonna get me a couple of sweets or take me to see the puppies in your car?
  
'''Steve:''' Please you gotta believe me ( ''touches Lauren's arm'')
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'''Steve:''' Please. You've gotta believe me. (''Touches Lauren's arm'')
  
'''Lauren:''' Get your hands off me you tosser! (''pushes Steve'')
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'''Lauren:''' (''Pushes Steve away''.) Get your hands off me, you tosser!
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(''Lauren storms away and puts her hand over the camera''.)
  
 
==Notes==
 
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*Lauren is the first on-screen KM character under the age of 20.
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*"Nonce" is British slang, meaning "sex offender" or "child sex abuser".
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Latest revision as of 19:46, 17 February 2009

Episode 208/2x053
Lauren (video)

KM0208-Laurenandsteve.JPG
Nonce?

Blogger Steve
Date Posted March 21st, 2008
URL lg15.com
Forum 627|3=lg15}}
Length 3:12
Description We've made some progress but I don’t know what to do next. Can you save someone who doesn't realise they're in danger?
Location(s) Lauren's flat
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Steve
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Lawrence Tallis
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Cast
Steve Giles Alderson
Terrence Matthew Gammie
Lauren Emma Pollard
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "The Easter Party"
Next "Doorstepping"
Previous by Steve "Office Chaos"
Next by Steve "Message to Lauren"
Directly before "KateModern S2 Week 10 Recap"

Lauren (video) is the two-hundred eighth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the fifty-third video of season two.

Transcript

Steve: All right. So I've been watching Charlie's videos all week, and I'm convinced that if we find out who it is that's been kidnapping all these girls, it'll lead us straight to Kate's killer. You know Terrence - sorry, "Terry" - he's been a real help in all this, its like he's a completely different person. Just shows you the power of the Hymn, I guess.

Terrence: Steve!

Steve: Oh! Speak of the devil.

(Steve turns the camera to show Terrence walking over.)

Terrence: Steve, I did it!

Steve: Whats that?

Terrence: I got the address of the last girl that was kidnapped.

Steve: No way!

Terrence: Yeah. I think you should and talk to her family. Well, see if you can find anything out from them.

Steve: Uh, great! Let's do it! Are you sure it's safe?

Terrence: If we go on with a song in our hearts, our journey will be true and just. (Half grins.) Come on.

(Steve follows Terrence across the street. Cut to a street. Cut to Steve slowly walking down another street. Cut to Steve walking up to a blue door. Steve points at the door.)

Terrence: Steve, this is it.

(Cut to a shot of the door, showing the address.)

Steve: Right. Here goes nothing.

(Steve slowly walks up the stairs and knocks on the door. He looks back at the camera as he waits. Finally Lauren opens the door.)

Lauren: Yeah? What you want? (Sighs, annoyed.) What's the deal with the camera? You a couple of pervs or something?

Steve: No! God, no-no, no. We just- we just wanted to ask you some questions. About your sister?

Lauren: Ugh. Piss off you nonce! (Slams door.)

Steve: Nonce?

Terrence: Don't worry, mate. We'll figure something out.

(Steve stops to think. Cut to Steve and Terrence watching the door from across the street in a nearby alley. Steve looks at the camera as they wait. Terrence zooms in on the door and Steve wipes his nose. Eventually the door opens and Lauren steps outside.)

Steve: There she is.

Terrence: Right. Let's go!

(Steve and Terrence slowly cross the street. Cut to the other side of the street. Steve approaches Lauren as she walks.)

Steve: 'Scuse me! Hey.

Lauren: Ugh. I don't believe it. I thought I told you to do one?

Steve: Yeah...

Lauren: My sister has just been kidnapped, and I don't feel like talking to a pair of twats like you!

Steve: Yeah, I know. I know, and I'm really sorry. But we're here to help! We just want to find the girls who've been kidnapped; we're not- we're not journalists or anything.

Lauren: Alright; I'm listening. But, seriously, what's with the camera?

Steve: Oh, it- It's nothing weird, I promise you. It just helps us document what's going on.

Lauren: Right, well hurry up.

Steve: Okay. We found out that all the girls who went missing were part of a trial, testing a drug to prevent Endometriosis.

Lauren: The womb thing? Yeah, I did it and all?

Steve: You did that as well?

Lauren: Yeah, and I haven't been kidnapped, so I guess it's back to the drawing board for you, Sherlock.

Steve: Oh my god, don't you see? You're in real danger here! Just 'cause you haven't been kidnapped yet doesn't mean you won't be! Those weren't really real drug tests. I'll explain everything later, but you've got to come with us now. (Lauren laughs in disbelief.) We'll protect you, okay?

Lauren: Yeah right! Two weirdos turn up on my doorstep filming me, and telling me I gotta go away with them. What's next? You gonna get me a couple of sweets or take me to see the puppies in your car?

Steve: Please. You've gotta believe me. (Touches Lauren's arm)

Lauren: (Pushes Steve away.) Get your hands off me, you tosser!

(Lauren storms away and puts her hand over the camera.)

Notes

  • Lauren is the first on-screen KM character under the age of 20.
  • "Nonce" is British slang, meaning "sex offender" or "child sex abuser".