Office space

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Template:KMBlog Office space is the eighteenth webisode in the Katemodern series.

Transcript

(Tariq is sitting in an unidentified room in front of his laptop, there is a large calendar on the wall)

Tariq: In the last few weeks, Gavin's been posting videos showing everyone our business developments (looks over at Gavin) or lack of them.

Gavin: (Chuckles) Yeah.

Tariq: So I thought I'd post a video today because things are finally moving forward. We got an office! (Slams fist down onto his desk causing the camera to fall down. Shot cuts to Gavin at his desk with his tie around his forehead typing furiously on his laptop) And Gavin's been working like a goat. (Gavin bleets and Tariq zooms on a box full of empty Red Bull and Sprite cans) We both have.

(Shot of Gavins laptop screen)

Gavin: Dude, dude! (Takes a biro out of his mouth) What you doing? Have a think will ya?

Tariq: What?

Gavin: Well we don't want anyone to see the...you know. What-what if...Bill Gates is watching?

Tariq: (Laughs) the last time I checked, Bill Gates wasn't one of my Bebo friends.

(Shot of the whole room with Gavin and Tariq sitting at a desk)

Gavin: (Adjusting his tie bandana) You left it on.

Tariq: I know, I'm doing a time lapse of our day at work.

(Gavin gets up and starts doing star jumps)

Tariq: (Laughs) What're you doing?

Gavin: (Sits back down) Thats gonna look well funny in a time lapse innit'.

(Fast motion footage of the pair. Slows back down as Gavin hits Tariq with his tie then speeds up continues.)

Gavin: So, are you still seeing, Kate tonight?

Tariq: Yeah.

(Fast motion footage of Gavin and Tariq play fighting with large boxes on their heads)

Gavin: Listen, I've been thinking about all the extra hours and-er and nights that you've been putting in and I'm just thinking, why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off? (More fast motion footage) Just seems fair.

Tariq: This is about the party isn't it? You want me to be on good terms with Kate sooo you can come to Charlie's party.

Gavin: (Shakes head) No. Who-who's party?

Tariq: (Laughs) Don't pull your innocent face with me mate. You've been perving all over Charlie's Bebo page for a week.

Gavin: Dude, you can't say that. (Gets up and walks towards the camera) I'm gonna have to rewind the tape now. You've killed me.

(The footage plays backwards then a shot of Kate sitting at a table outside a restaurant. Tariq then turns the camera upon himself)

Tariq: Wish me luck. (Another shot of Kate is shown then it cuts to a shot of Tariq sitting at a table) So much for an afternoon together. She had to go and meet Steve. I-I don't have any answers as to what's happening to Kate and-and neither does this Steve guy! He's just telling her what she wants to here so he can put a move on her. This Steve guy's just full of shit. (He picks up his phone) What? I'll deal with her later. I dunno what to think anymore. I don't even know if she went missing the other day. It's just one thing after another and I just don't understand why she seems to have SO much trouble facing the truth. (Sighs.)

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