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'''Rose Kelly''' is the sixth video put up by Ms. Kelly of [[The Homeschoolers Aggregate]].
 
'''Rose Kelly''' is the sixth video put up by Ms. Kelly of [[The Homeschoolers Aggregate]].
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
As always, the video starts with the planet spining around the sun. This time there's no blue background with a tab, but instead we see an explosion of sorts. Next we shift to a screen that looks like stars flying by the screen (like flying through space) and then we get the blue background with a purple tab with black writing reading "HSA: Expose Rose"<br>
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''(Revolving planet, then an explosion, with stars flying out, caption: HSA: Expose Rose)''
There's a flashing lilac background with black text reading "It started innocently enough."<br>
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It started innocently enough.
Screenshot of the LG15 website, video [[Proving Longitude Wrong]] is on screen with purple tab with white writing reading "With dorkiness & schoolwork"<br>
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''(Screenshot of the LG15 website, video [[Proving Longitude Wrong]])'' With dorkiness & schoolwork
Picture of Daniel appears with white text "Then came the problems..."<br>
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''(Picture of Daniel)'' Then came the problems...
Screenshot of a [[TWJaniak]] video with orange text "... which called for advice..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of a [[TWJaniak]] video)'' ... which called for advice...
Screenshot of a [[LordGreystoke422]] video with white text reading "... solicited actions..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of a [[LordGreystoke422]] video)'' ... solicited actions...
Screenshot of the LG15 Forum with black text "...words..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of the LG15 Forum)'' ...words...
Screenshot of an [[OpAphid]] video with yellow text "...visions..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of an [[OpAphid]] video)'' ...visions...
Screenshot of a video featuring [[Gemma]] with purple tab with black text "...questions..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of a video, [[They Disappeared...]], featuring [[Gemma]])'' ...questions...
Screenshot of an old HSA page with black text reading "...more dorks who love schoolwork..."<br>
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''(Screenshot of the old HSA page)'' ...more dorks who love schoolwork...
Screen turns to plain purple background with black text reading "This is where we expose Ms. Rose Kelly."<br>
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"Rose Marie Crandall married a man twice her age. He was from the Crowley family."<br>
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This is where we expose Ms. Rose Kelly.
"But not that Crowley family"<br>
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"She was disappointed. But, she called herself Rose Kelly anyway."<br>
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Rose Marie Crandall married a man twice her age. He was from the Crowley family.
"Just to make people think."<br>
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"She married old Phillip Crowley. With passionate infatuation, he vowed to take care of her."<br>
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But not that Crowley family.
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Black and white drawing of a man in a top hat, riding boots, and a coat kissing the hand of a bored looking woman in tight clothing with her hair tied up in a bun.<br>
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She was disappointed. But, she called herself Rose Kelly anyway.
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Background colour returns to purple, text returns to black. "Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly imploded for the first time as a small child. Each time, she put herself back together again."<br>
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Just to make people think.
"This seemed much too complicated for such a spindly, little girl."<br>
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"She had no choice but to stop the implosions. So she began to explode. Slowly and quietly at first."<br>
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She married old Phillip Crowley. With passionate infatuation, he vowed to take care of her.
"It took much concentrated practice. But even as a child, Rose possessed much willpower."<br>
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"Then as time passed, the explosions came more frequently, and began spreading over all her skin."<br>
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''(Black and white drawing of a man in a top hat, riding boots, and a coat kissing the hand of a bored looking woman in tight clothing with her hair tied up in a bun.)''
"Then the combustions came spontaneously."<br>
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Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly imploded for the first time as a small child. Each time, she put herself together again.
Background colour turns to deep red, text remains black. "Rose loves the heat and how it feels."<br>
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This seemed much too complicated for such a spindly, little girl.
Background colour turns to purple, text remains black. "Gogo says, ''"Rose loves control. She loves the senses. She wants to make the air interesting and breathing peaceful,''"<br>
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"''Even if it means the lungs fill to the capacity with empty. Rose has great phrases, and devoid of light and eyes,''"<br>
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She had no choice but to stop the implosions. So she began to explode. Slowly and quietly at first.
"''she can utter nonsense.''"<br>
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"''Rose is gone away. She is gone. She has gone. She is away."''"<br>
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It took much concentrated practice.<br>
"The world keeps moving and turning and continues this way and will always continue this way."<br>
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But even as a child, Rose possessed much willpower.
"Rose is spinning."<br>
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"Phillip is concerned"<br>
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Then as time passed, the explosions came more frequently, and began spreading over all her skin.
"Who doesn't love life?"<br>
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"Rose is exposed. Rose is spinning. Rose is everywhere."<br>
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Then the combustions came spontaneously.
"Rose is lovely. Rose is crying. Rose is laughing."<br>
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"Rose has slipped on her shoes. Rose is gone"<br>
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Rose loves the heat and how it feels.
"Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly was ovrheard saying:"<br>
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"''"When it envelopes you, the flames stop licking and become cotton clouds like it's snowing,''"<br>
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Gogo says, "Rose loves control. She loves the senses. She wants to make the air interesting and breathing peaceful,
"''and the smallest inferno can penetrate just like the yawning sun soaks bronze summer skin."''"<br>
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even if it means the lungs fill to capacity with empty. Rose has great phrases, and devoid of light and eyes,
Ms. Kelly's symbol appears on the screen.<br>
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she can utter nonsense.
Planet spining around sun reappears with blue background and indigo tab with white text "HSAOnline: Missing Rose"<br>
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Rose is gone away. She is gone. She has gone. She is away."
Purple background colour with black text. "HSAOnline: What now?"
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The world keeps moving and turning and continues this way and will always continue this way.
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Rose is spinning.
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Phillip is concerned.
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Who doesn't love life?
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Rose is exposed. Rose is spinning. Rose is everywhere.
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Rose is lovely. Rose is crying. Rose is laughing.
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Rose has slipped on her shoes. Rose is gone.
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Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly was overheard saying:
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"When it envelopes you, the flames stop licking and become cotton clouds like it's snowing,
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and the smallest inferno can penetrate just like the yawning sun soaks bronze summer skin."
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''(Black and white burning girl picture.)''
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''(Revolving planet, caption: HSAOnline: Missing Rose)''
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HSAOnline: What now?

Revision as of 02:22, 19 March 2007

HSAO Video 1-06
Rose Kelly

Hsaovideoimage Burn RoseKelly.jpg
Often used to symbolize Ms. Kelly's relationship to fire, "Burn" is a piece by artist Kara Walker

Blogger Ms. Kelly
Date Posted November 2nd, 2006
URL youtube.com
Description  ?
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Music "Porpoise Song" by The Monkees (off "A Barrel Full Of Monkees")
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Rose Kelly is the sixth video put up by Ms. Kelly of The Homeschoolers Aggregate.

Transcript

(Revolving planet, then an explosion, with stars flying out, caption: HSA: Expose Rose)

It started innocently enough.

(Screenshot of the LG15 website, video Proving Longitude Wrong) With dorkiness & schoolwork

(Picture of Daniel) Then came the problems...

(Screenshot of a TWJaniak video) ... which called for advice...

(Screenshot of a LordGreystoke422 video) ... solicited actions...

(Screenshot of the LG15 Forum) ...words...

(Screenshot of an OpAphid video) ...visions...

(Screenshot of a video, They Disappeared..., featuring Gemma) ...questions...

(Screenshot of the old HSA page) ...more dorks who love schoolwork...

This is where we expose Ms. Rose Kelly.

Rose Marie Crandall married a man twice her age. He was from the Crowley family.

But not that Crowley family.

She was disappointed. But, she called herself Rose Kelly anyway.

Just to make people think.

She married old Phillip Crowley. With passionate infatuation, he vowed to take care of her.

(Black and white drawing of a man in a top hat, riding boots, and a coat kissing the hand of a bored looking woman in tight clothing with her hair tied up in a bun.)

Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly imploded for the first time as a small child. Each time, she put herself together again.

This seemed much too complicated for such a spindly, little girl.

She had no choice but to stop the implosions. So she began to explode. Slowly and quietly at first.

It took much concentrated practice.
But even as a child, Rose possessed much willpower.

Then as time passed, the explosions came more frequently, and began spreading over all her skin.

Then the combustions came spontaneously.

Rose loves the heat and how it feels.

Gogo says, "Rose loves control. She loves the senses. She wants to make the air interesting and breathing peaceful,

even if it means the lungs fill to capacity with empty. Rose has great phrases, and devoid of light and eyes,

she can utter nonsense.

Rose is gone away. She is gone. She has gone. She is away."

The world keeps moving and turning and continues this way and will always continue this way.

Rose is spinning.

Phillip is concerned.

Who doesn't love life?

Rose is exposed. Rose is spinning. Rose is everywhere.

Rose is lovely. Rose is crying. Rose is laughing.

Rose has slipped on her shoes. Rose is gone.

Rose Marie Crandall-Crowley-Kelly was overheard saying:

"When it envelopes you, the flames stop licking and become cotton clouds like it's snowing,

and the smallest inferno can penetrate just like the yawning sun soaks bronze summer skin."

(Black and white burning girl picture.)

(Revolving planet, caption: HSAOnline: Missing Rose)

HSAOnline: What now?