Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix)

Template:Blog4 Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix) is the one hundred fifty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Daniel: I'm going to try and mingle, talk to these people, see what they're all doing, let's go.

(Daniel films some of the people in the room.)

Daniel: So you're uh... are you a rock star? Are you like a musician?

Musician: If you don't recognize me... (unintelligible) But seriously, you don't know my stuff... (He shoos Daniel away.)

Daniel: Sorry, dude, all right. Cheers.

Claudia: I'm Claudia. I'm from--

Daniel: Wait, is it Claahhdia or Claauudia?

Claudia: It's Claauudia.

Toby: Hey Daniel.

Daniel: Hey, what's up? You're... you're...

Toby: Toby.

Daniel: Toby. You're Jonas' cousin?

Toby: Yeah.

Daniel: Are you serious?

Toby: Yeah, you know, I haven't seen him since the funeral so, I just...

Daniel: Dude, you should talk to him!

Toby: Okay.

Daniel: You should.

(The camera cuts away and pans over various people at the party.)

Daniel: Hey, what's up? What's your name, dude?

Seth: Seth.

Daniel: Seth? Hey, I'm Daniel.

Seth: Nice to meet you.

(The camera cuts away. Daniel now stands alone and addresses the camera.)

Daniel: I want to show you one thing really quickly. This guy has more game than Jonas. (Daniel films the musician, who is now making out with various women, then cuts away to Jonas.)

Jonas: (referring to Damien, who is wearing his jacket) He stole my jacket. I don't know what to do.

Damien: Well you can have it back if you want.

Jonas: Well, yeah. (Damien hands Jonas his jacket, but doesn't let go.)

Damien: You want it? Tug of war, come on!

Alex: Oh. My. God.

(Jonas looks at the camera. Cut to Daniel near the food table. He picks up a chicken wing and takes a big bite.)

Daniel: Mmmmmhmmhmmhhmm...

(Cut to Jonas talking to Damien, who is checking him out.)

Damien: So what are you doing here?

Jonas: Nothing, really. Probably just going to leave...

Damien: Really? With who? (He nibbles suggestively on a cucumber (or something).)

Jonas: My friend... (Jonas attempts to escape.)

Daniel: No, Jonas, we can hang out for a bit.

Damien: (to Jonas) You smell nice.

Daniel: He's very stiff like that.

Jonas: Thank you, I really appreciate that.

Alex: Okay, that's enough.

Damien: I've had a little too much to drink! No, it's fun. You look, you look fabulous.

Alex: I know, honey.

Damien: What are you up to tonight? (He sort of growls at Alex)

Daniel: (micheviously, to Damien) Hey, where'd Jonas go?

Damien: That's a good question! Hey, I'll see you in a minute. (He leaves in search of Jonas.)

(The camera cuts to a shot of girl and boy talking)

Boy: --party, so you could talk to Alex, so you could get in her nephew's (unintellible)

Daniel: Hey, what's up?

Sonya: (She notices Daniel.) Oh, hi! I'm, I'm Sonya, I'm Alex's friend. (She looks at boy.) What? (She looks back at Daniel.) I've been wanting to talk to you, I've heard so much about you.

Boy: So what's, what's your name? Hey, I got a question. Do you, do you have a girlfriend or anything?

Daniel: Uhh...

Boy: I mean, can I go interrupt you talking to your girlfriend?

Daniel: What?

Sonya: Oh, don't worry about that!

Boy: We were just talking and...

Daniel: All right, all right.

Boy: No, no, no, no, it's good. Just let me know when you have a girlfriend so I can come up and talk to you, all right?

Daniel: Dude, this sucks. Take the camera, everybody freakin' hates me.

Notes

• This is Daniel's edit of the Uncle Dan video posted by Jonas. Daniel believed that Jonas's video seemed a bit too biased.
• This is the first time that we have seen that matches the new ARG name, Parallax.