Carving Pumpkins

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Episode 309/2x053
Carving Pumpkins

They're lower maintenance than you guys...sorry!

Blogger Sarah
Date Posted October 5th, 2007
Forum 14376|3=lg15}}
Length 3:42
Description We saw Daniel and Jonas's video, and we're doing what we can to find Emma. Unfortunately we don't have much to go on.
Location(s) General LA area, The rented house
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 LG15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko emma bree train serum trait positive negative
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Production Manager Greg Goodfried
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Head Writer Miles Beckett
Vidplay Mary Feuer
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Mary Feuer
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Sarah Alexandra Dreyfus
Mallory Carly Jones
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Home Sweet Home?"
Next "Tailgating"
Previous by Sarah "That Arrogant Jerk!"
Next by Sarah "Battle of the Sexes"

Carving Pumpkins is the three-hundred ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the fifty-third video of season two.


Sarah: Sing with me... (singing) "Take a look in the mirror and cry, Mallory what you're doin' to me." Mallory and I decided to go to the market to somewhat domesticate our home... well, my home. We there bought candy, pumpkins... And what are we gonna do with those pumpkins?

Mallory: We're gonna carve them! (chuckles)

Sarah: We got some good news. Jonas and Daniel called... Emma's alive!!

Mallory and Sarah: Yay!

Sarah: They found out she's somewhere in LA, but that's kind of difficult because Mallory says it's the size of a small country... so... (speaking to Mallory) say something!

Mallory: Um... hi. Actually, I kind of want to keep my eyes on the road, if you don't mind. I can still talk while I'm driving, though... so... "Something." (chuckle)

(scene changes to driveway of the house)

Sarah: So, Speedy Gonzalez and I finally made it home... uh... now we're gonna go carve some pumpkins, should be interesting... well, I'm actually not gonna carve anything because... I'm just not.

Mallory: (laughs) Can you help me bring in some groceries?

Sarah: (sarcastically) Of course, that's my favorite thing to do! (gets out of car)

(Mallory hands her a grocery bag)

Mallory: Here you go.

Sarah: Thank you.

Mallory: You're welcome. (picks up more groceries and a pumpkin)

Sarah: That's a mighty large pumpkin you have there.

Mallory: I know.

(inside the house, Mallory picks up a framed picture)

Mallory: This is a really good picture of you and Jonas. Is there, like, something going on there?

Sarah: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Sarah: (camera is focused on picture of Sarah and Jonas, next to one of Daniel) That one over more.

Mallory: (pointing to first picture) This one? This one?

Sarah: No, the other, a little to the left. (affirming she wants Daniel's picture in a less prominent place) (Mallory begins to move it) A little bit more. Little bit more.

Mallory: OK, well, we can't, like, put Daniel behind the little... (talking about a small pot) (moves the picture to the opposite side of the pot)

Sarah: Yeah, like, maybe a little bit more to the right. Maybe a little bit more to the left. (all the while, Mallory is trying to accommodate Sarah's orders)

Mallory: OK, I think that looks really good, right there. And I brought some spiders.

Sarah: That's very festive.

Mallory: And I think we can just, like, put them around a little bit. (puts spiders on table, and sets down a small pumpkin)

Mallory: (talking about the pumpkin) How 'bout if I put it right next to your picture.

Sarah: Aww.

Mallory: (smiling) All right. (leaves room)

Sarah: (moves pumpkin to the middle of the table) (whispering) That's much better.

(scene shifts to outside, musical montage of Mallory and Sarah carving their pumpkins)

Sarah: Ta da, we're finished! (holds up pumpkin to the camera) This is my pumpkin. Her name is Barbara Streisand, we just call her "Babs." (singing) "Papa, can you hear me?" And look, she has regurgitation action. (pushes seeds and insides of the pumpkin outside through its mouth) Blahhhh.

Mallory: (now showing off her pumpkin) Ichabod Crane, from Sleepy Hollow.

Sarah: It's a pumpkin, wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was the Headless Horseman?

Mallory: I guess so. I guess it could be the head from the Headless Horseman, instead of Ichabod Crane. (laughing)

Sarah: Barbara Streisand and the Headless Horseman.

Mallory: Perfect duo.

Sarah: Quite frightening.

(scene changes to Sarah, alone in the house)

Sarah: So, I hung out with Mallory today, and I have to admit, even though I hate it... she's not that bad. You know, I actually was somewhat impressed with her, we were carving pumpkins and she made a reference to Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod Crane. I kind of thought she was the blonde-haired bimbo and... (hears door slam) Speak of the devil.

(Mallory walks in with a flower in a pot)

Sarah: Mallory, what's that?

Mallory: It's an orchid. I just thought there should be some life in this house.

Sarah: Uhm... (stuttering) Who's gonna take care of it? We, we don't like living... we have fake plants.

Mallory: I'll take care of it. I just figured I'd be here often enough to water it so... (walks out)

Sarah: Oh, right. (when Mallory is gone) I take it all back.


  • Mallory seems to be pushing Sarah away from Daniel and towards Jonas in this video.
  • For the third video in a row, Sarah is wearing mostly white, a drastic departure from her usual all-black attire to this point.