Co-Ed Foosball

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Episode 159/1x159
Co-Ed Foosball

To spin is a sin!

Blogger Jonas
Date Posted March 22nd, 2007
Forum 7675|3=lg15}}
Length 3:27
Description Yup, we offered to teach Bree foosball as a peace offering... only one problem... she's a spinner!!!
Location(s) Las Vegas
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko foosball spinner spinning win best beat boys silly
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Mesh Flinders
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Mesh Flinders
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Jonas Jackson Davis
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
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Co-Ed Foosball is the one-hundred fifty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. After much contemplation, Jonas and Daniel decide to teach Bree how to play foosball.


(Daniel is sitting at a table and Bree and Jonas are playing foosball behind him.)

Daniel: So this is a big moment. After, uh, after long and careful consideration, Jonas and I have decided to teach Bree how to play foosball. It's a whole new year. 2007. Girls have rights.

(Shots of Bree playing foosball with Jonas)

Bree: I'm going to win.

(Jonas walks toward Daniel at the table.)

Jonas: (to Bree) Bullshit.

Daniel: She kicking your butt or what? She beating you up?

Jonas: No. I think we have a spinner.

Daniel: No!

Jonas: To spin is a sin.

Daniel: That's what it is, to spin is a sin.

Jonas: And I tried to explain it to her.

Daniel: I thought we told her.

Jonas: She likes to see how cute they are. They spin around (in a high Bree voice) Look at them, look how fast they can go. (back to Jonas voice) She keeps grabbing the ball too, man.

Daniel: Dude, what are you doing? You need to...

Jonas: She keeps grabbing the ball. I get it in position and she's like (Bree voice) No, I want a time out.

Daniel: Dude, you need to teach her right man, teach her right.

Jonas: There's no time out in foosball! Teach her right?

Daniel: You know what, if she doesn't do this right, she's not gonna play. That's it. The DB law will be spoken.

Jonas: Daniel, Daniel, listen to me right now. Okay, I know foosball, I know how to train foosball. You know how many people I've trained in foosball? (exasperated) She's untrainable!

(Bree and Jonas are back at the foosball table.)

Daniel: This is a sad day, we may not be able to let Bree into our foosball club. I mean, there are just some things you just don't do. Superstitious? Maybe, I don't know. You can't slide into first base. And you can't spin your rows in foosball. That's it. The men don't do flips. Look at 'em. And I, I think he's spinning now too, I'm not even sure. (Jonas starts to walk back to the table) Dude, um, were you spinning?

Jonas: Was I spinning?

Daniel: Yeah, I thought I saw you spinning. Is it an epidemic?

Jonas: I was trying to show her what not to do. Dude, I'm sorry man, but her spinning is just's driving me crazy. It's constantly spinning. (Daniel laughs) I mean, is there something wrong with me?

Daniel: You know, I think it might be. You're teaching her. What's going on?

Jonas: Plain and simple. The girl can't be taught.

Daniel: Pick up the ball.

Jonas: Why don't you go play with her for a while dude, because I really, I'm seriously at the point where...

Daniel: What, you think I can get through to her? Come on.

(Jonas and Daniel are now at the foosball table.)

Bree: Just because I've discovered a far more effective way of playing foosball, the boys went and got all bitter on me. (whispering) I was winning. (normally) You know, I think that if you were to compare my foosball techniques with theirs, you'd see that mine deliver faster and more desirable results. It's true, that's why I won almost every game. If P. Monkey was here, I'd do a Proving Science Wrong about it right now. (nods enthusiastically) I would.

(Cut to Bree in a motel room talking to Jonas)

Bree: I wanted to talk to you about something.

Jonas: Is this about spinning? (Bree laughs) I really wanted to talk to you about spinning.

Bree: No, it's not about spinning. It's kind of serious. I just, uh, I hate saying serious stuff. (Bree turns the camera toward Jonas) Just, can you look at the TV? (Jonas laughs) Please just do it.

Jonas: What?

Bree: Just do it. It makes me uncomfortable when you're looking at me. Just look at the TV.

Jonas: Okay, whatever, I'm looking at the TV.

Bree: Okay, thank you. I just, I've been really selfish,'ve helped me a lot, so I just wanted to sorta talk to you and let you know that I appreciate it and, you know, I haven't really talked to you since you found out that your parents are still alive, and I want you to know that I'm going to do everything I can to help you find them, so... There, I said it.

Jonas: Can I look back now?

Bree: Yes, you can look back now.

Jonas: Thanks, that means a lot to me, thank you.

Bree: No problem, I just wanted to, well, you know, whatever. (Bree smiles and looks down demurely)


  • Despite Jonas's disapproval of Bree's spinning, he himself is also guilty of it, as seen in the earlier video Foosball.