Defense force
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What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.
The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings
The Battle That Started It All
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”
britneynaked (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!, seriously check it out!!! haha - ((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 )) - u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!! PinkoLady (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late 90s. PinkoLady (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am Also, can you offend Spambots? cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am #346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am 348 oh dear you sad sad fool… cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am WTF!!!! i think were are under attack!!!! *raises battle axe* TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!! gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS lonely… gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am *joins cloud! ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this community. now… FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!! *swings battle axe wildly!!!!* FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!! MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!! MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!! *hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked* cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am CHARGE!!!!!! CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!! *slices and dices* NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! *raises missle launcher* YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!! gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am *waves batle axe wildly* OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!! PinkoLady (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future. Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots! cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am YESSS!!! i think we won the battle!! *cheers* gemmas flatmate *bows* thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor* but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont think they exist, they went extinct years ago. cloud_ax (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!! *raises battle axe* but if you do i will be waiting!!! WatchingOne (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am Ready the Catapults!!! FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!! *Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!* Jo_16_2 (send note) Says: December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his katana and longsword) bah Jo
Current Members/Weapons
Commanding Officer/Founder
- cloud_ax - Battle Axe, Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword
Defense Force Warriors
- gemmas flatmate
- jo_16_G
- WatchingOne - Tactically Mobile Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head[1]
- PinkoLady - Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric
- gnome -death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust
- Dream - sword, staff and daggers
- Perky - barbed-wire wrapped 2x4
- joe
- jackie
- sydney
- Marbella
- mommy72900
- jess - A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi
- mikel888
- krig
- purplepassion
- mary
- eno
- rosieiswatching
- jc_gypsy7
- sabrine
- rubymoon13
- Lizard
- apathy
- sarahboo
How to Join
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...
So is slicing up evil oranges!
LG15 Defense Force Uniforms
Catsuits
Sneaking Suit - Men
Sneaking Suit - Women
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