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| name        = Flesh Wound
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| number      = 0149
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| series      = LG15
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| number      = 149
 
| image      = 0149jonasfleshwound.JPG
 
| image      = 0149jonasfleshwound.JPG
| caption    = Poor Fido...
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| caption    = Tis but a scratch...
 
| blogger    = Bree
 
| blogger    = Bree
| date        = March 9th, 2007
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| date        = 20070309
| url        = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=203 lonelygirl15.com]
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| url        = {{youtube|kWbRY0QW47A}}<br>[https://myspace.com/lonelygurl15/video/149-flesh-wound/14627352 myspace.com]
| description = Jonas really screwed up and we had to race him to a... I feel so bad about the whole situation but hopefully he'll be okay. -Bree
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| length      = 2:03
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| description = Jonas really screwed up and we had to race him to a... I feel so bad about the whole situation but hopefully he'll be okay.
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| location    = [[Alex's house]]
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| tags        = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|dog|cut|hand|ouch|flech|wound|vet}}
  
 
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}} [[Jonas]] cuts his hand and needs to go to the hospital.
'''Flesh Wound''' is the one hundred forty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
  
''(Daniel running with camera to the bathroom where Jonas and Bree are yelling.)''
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(''Daniel running with camera to the bathroom where Jonas and Bree are yelling.'')
  
 
'''Daniel:''' What the hell is goin'-- oh my g--what did you do?
 
'''Daniel:''' What the hell is goin'-- oh my g--what did you do?
  
'''Jonas:''' I fucking cut my hand man.
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'''Jonas:''' I fucking cut my hand, man.
  
 
'''Bree:''' Oh god. I don't know what to--
 
'''Bree:''' Oh god. I don't know what to--
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'''Daniel:''' What the hell? No, we are taking him to hospital he's got a fucking hole in his hand.
 
'''Daniel:''' What the hell? No, we are taking him to hospital he's got a fucking hole in his hand.
  
'''Bree:'''''(Stammering)'' No, I can... I can fix it. I can... I can stitch it up, I'm sorry! I can stitch it...
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'''Bree:''' (''stammering''No, I can... I can fix it. I can... I can stitch it up, I'm sorry! I can stitch it...
  
 
'''Jonas:''' Ow, ow... no, I'm going to the hospital!
 
'''Jonas:''' Ow, ow... no, I'm going to the hospital!
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'''Daniel:'''  Sorry man, I didn't mean to. He's right.
 
'''Daniel:'''  Sorry man, I didn't mean to. He's right.
  
''(Cut scene to Bree holding Jonas's injured hand in the back seat of the vehicle while Daniel drives.)''
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(''Cut scene to Bree holding Jonas's injured hand in the back seat of the vehicle while Daniel drives.'')
  
'''Bree:''' OK, no, look Jonas, I'm just trying to help you, OK? I'm trying to help you.
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'''Bree:''' Okay, no, look Jonas, I'm just trying to help you, okay? I'm trying to help you.
  
 
'''Jonas:''' No, you're not. Would you just-- if you were trying to help me you would just shut up and we could just go to the hospital.
 
'''Jonas:''' No, you're not. Would you just-- if you were trying to help me you would just shut up and we could just go to the hospital.
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'''Bree:''' But I can, I can fix this! I- I mean, there's a first-aid kit--
 
'''Bree:''' But I can, I can fix this! I- I mean, there's a first-aid kit--
  
''(Jonas moans in agony)''
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(''Jonas moans in agony'')
  
 
'''Jonas:''' How are you going to fix it and stitch it up? You're not a doctor Bree and this could get infected.
 
'''Jonas:''' How are you going to fix it and stitch it up? You're not a doctor Bree and this could get infected.
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'''Jonas:''' Listen to me. They're not going to find us, alright? I--trust me. I will go by myself. Drop me off and I will go by myself!
 
'''Jonas:''' Listen to me. They're not going to find us, alright? I--trust me. I will go by myself. Drop me off and I will go by myself!
  
''(Daniel says something; overlapping Jonas.)''
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(''Daniel says something; overlapping Jonas.'')
  
'''Bree:''' You're not going to walk, no. ''(Sigh)''
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'''Bree:''' You're not going to walk, no. (''sigh'')
  
 
'''Daniel:''' Nobody's walking dude, just chill. I'm gettin' ya there.
 
'''Daniel:''' Nobody's walking dude, just chill. I'm gettin' ya there.
  
''(Jonas inhales deeply through his teeth. Cut scene to Bree up against a salmon colored wall outside.)''
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(''Jonas inhales deeply through his teeth. Cut scene to Bree up against a salmon colored wall outside.'')
  
'''Bree:''' OK, so... we reached a compromise and... took Jonas to a vet. We put Jonas down as "Fido." He's not too happy. I don't know... I just thought that it would be safer than a hospital because they couldn't track our names. You know? So anyway, "Fido" and Daniel are inside getting Jonas's hand fixed. I don't...mean to be rude or uncompromising but, I just, I know what I'm doing sometimes and I know! I know. I made mistakes. I really do care about Jonas. I do. I just thought that... I could help him. I mean, I think I could've fixed him, maybe. I don't know. I just keep messin' up.
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'''Bree:''' Okay, so... we reached a compromise and... took Jonas to a vet. We put Jonas down as "Fido." He's not too happy. I don't know... I just thought that it would be safer than a hospital because they couldn't track our names. You know? So anyway, "Fido" and Daniel are inside getting Jonas's hand fixed. I don't...mean to be rude or uncompromising but, I just, I know what I'm doing sometimes and I know! I know. I made mistakes. I really do care about Jonas. I do. I just thought that... I could help him. I mean, I think I could've fixed him, maybe. I don't know. I just keep messin' up.
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
 
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* Veterinarians (D.V.M.) are not certified to give medical advice to humans.  A vet would likely refer a human to the nearest hospital.
* Veterinarians (D.V.M.) are not certified medical professionals; it is illegal for a vet to dispense medical advice to a human.
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* Bree's (Jessica's) New Zealand accent is heard again in this piece when she says "I don't mean to be ''rude''".
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* Given the characters' penchant for movie references, the title of the video is a possible [[Pop culture references#References to Movies|reference]] to ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.  In the film, King Arthur battles with the Black Knight and ends up cutting off the knight's arm.  The knight, after first denying that his arm is gone, then declares it "just a flesh wound" and attempts to continue fighting.
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* The camera work in the car and some of the dialogue may be a reference to a similar scene in the film ''Reservoir Dogs'', a movie previously [[Pop culture references#References to Movies|referenced]] by Jonas in [[Interrogation 101]].

Latest revision as of 03:55, 29 June 2016

Episode 149/1x149
Flesh Wound

0149jonasfleshwound.JPG
Tis but a scratch...

Blogger Bree
Date Posted March 9th, 2007
URL youtube.com
myspace.com
Length 2:03
Description Jonas really screwed up and we had to race him to a... I feel so bad about the whole situation but hopefully he'll be okay.
Location(s) Alex's house
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko dog cut hand ouch flech wound vet
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Miles Beckett
Camera Miles Beckett
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Cast
Jonas Jackson Davis
Daniel Yousef Abu-Taleb
Bree Jessica Lee Rose
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Beach Bum"
Next "My Hand Hurts"
Previous by Bree "Sorry Jonas"
Next by Bree "Training Hard"

Flesh Wound is the one-hundred forty-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Jonas cuts his hand and needs to go to the hospital.

Transcript

(Daniel running with camera to the bathroom where Jonas and Bree are yelling.)

Daniel: What the hell is goin'-- oh my g--what did you do?

Jonas: I fucking cut my hand, man.

Bree: Oh god. I don't know what to--

Jonas: Just, just... wash it off or somethin' I don't-- Look, I gotta go to the hospital.

Bree: No! We are not going to the hospital, that is out of the question--

Jonas: Please?

Bree: --they're going to find us in like ten minutes if we go to the hospital.

Daniel: What the hell? No, we are taking him to hospital he's got a fucking hole in his hand.

Bree: (stammering) No, I can... I can fix it. I can... I can stitch it up, I'm sorry! I can stitch it...

Jonas: Ow, ow... no, I'm going to the hospital!

Daniel: You can't stitch it. What are you talking about? I think he's right.

Jonas: Somebody take me to the hospital, please.

Daniel: He's right, we need to take him.

Bree: I can fix this. I can fix it... I can, I can...

Jonas: We're going!

Daniel: Sorry man, I didn't mean to. He's right.

(Cut scene to Bree holding Jonas's injured hand in the back seat of the vehicle while Daniel drives.)

Bree: Okay, no, look Jonas, I'm just trying to help you, okay? I'm trying to help you.

Jonas: No, you're not. Would you just-- if you were trying to help me you would just shut up and we could just go to the hospital.

Bree: But I can, I can fix this! I- I mean, there's a first-aid kit--

(Jonas moans in agony)

Jonas: How are you going to fix it and stitch it up? You're not a doctor Bree and this could get infected.

Daniel: Hey, how'd you do that anyways!? Wh-What the hell were you doing?

Jonas: I was trying to break into my aunt's office and a fuckin' screwdriver went right through my hand.

Bree: I know this is a bad time but they will find us if we go there; within an hour.

Jonas: They're--

Daniel: Bree, you really think that's gonna happen?

Jonas: Ow!

Bree: Yes.

Jonas: Don't squeeze it so hard. They're not gonna--

Bree: I have to put pressure on it.

Jonas: Listen to me. They're not going to find us, alright? I--trust me. I will go by myself. Drop me off and I will go by myself!

(Daniel says something; overlapping Jonas.)

Bree: You're not going to walk, no. (sigh)

Daniel: Nobody's walking dude, just chill. I'm gettin' ya there.

(Jonas inhales deeply through his teeth. Cut scene to Bree up against a salmon colored wall outside.)

Bree: Okay, so... we reached a compromise and... took Jonas to a vet. We put Jonas down as "Fido." He's not too happy. I don't know... I just thought that it would be safer than a hospital because they couldn't track our names. You know? So anyway, "Fido" and Daniel are inside getting Jonas's hand fixed. I don't...mean to be rude or uncompromising but, I just, I know what I'm doing sometimes and I know! I know. I made mistakes. I really do care about Jonas. I do. I just thought that... I could help him. I mean, I think I could've fixed him, maybe. I don't know. I just keep messin' up.

Notes

  • Veterinarians (D.V.M.) are not certified to give medical advice to humans. A vet would likely refer a human to the nearest hospital.
  • Bree's (Jessica's) New Zealand accent is heard again in this piece when she says "I don't mean to be rude".
  • Given the characters' penchant for movie references, the title of the video is a possible reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the film, King Arthur battles with the Black Knight and ends up cutting off the knight's arm. The knight, after first denying that his arm is gone, then declares it "just a flesh wound" and attempts to continue fighting.
  • The camera work in the car and some of the dialogue may be a reference to a similar scene in the film Reservoir Dogs, a movie previously referenced by Jonas in Interrogation 101.